Today, I found this website. FML

[Qsmash]

http://www.fmylife.com/?page=7

Did something really embarrassing happen to you?
Did you have an really awkward moment?
Do you fail at life?

Or if you like taking advantage of others misfortune like I do, this website is perfect for you.
Hellfire Comms
some of my favorites are:

"Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML"

"Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidently sent it to my dad and got a text back saying "You definitely take after your mom". FML"

"Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog. FML"

Their lives may suck but they don't give a intercourse . 

[GreatGonzales106]

That's weird because I found this site a couple days ago. It's pretty hilarious at times.

[Lotos]

Today, I was putting a password in my computer while my girlfriend watched. I typed in 'mypenis' for the password and a screen popped up and said 'too short', my girlfriend looked at me and said 'I agree". FML

[Silverhawk79]

"Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction ? She vomited. FML"
:D

[Titus Andronicus]

"Today, for the first time I had sex with my girlfriend, unfortunately afterwards I had a terrible tummy ache and let out a very noisy fart. I'm not sure she'll still be my girlfriend tomorrow. FML"

Ugh. If you find a girl who is this shallow, dumb her ass anyway. I've had an experience similar to this and I was very forgiving when it happened. You have to realize that poop happens.

[Silverhawk79]

"Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML"
ahahahahaha
Sounds like something I would do.

[Lotos]

"Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML"
ahahahahaha
Sounds like something I would do.

You'd break the whole locker room.

[Mario583]

"Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML"
ahahahahaha
Sounds like something I would do.

You'd break the whole locker room.

*snickers*

[Silverhawk79]

"Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML"
ahahahahaha
Sounds like something I would do.

You'd break the whole locker room.

*snickers*

*butterfingers*

[Linkman]

"Today, I called the campus police to give me a ride to the cafeteria since I am on crutches from knee surgery. I was only halfway into the car when the man started driving and ran over my foot. Now neither my right knee or my left foot work. FML"

I laughed slightly...

[ThePowerOfOne]

"Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much turkey at a family reunion. When I looked around the room over 20 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML"

Oh poop that sucks.

[Lohn Jocke]

Today, I found out my girlfriend's password for okcupid is "i_love_mike". My name is not Mike. FML
I lol'd.

Today, I walked to class in the rain after a long night of reading all 1200 pages of War & Peace in one sitting trying to cram for an in class essay, when I arrived nobody was there. I check the master postings of finals and look to see that my final was actually yesterday at 7 am. FML
That's sad, in an actual sympathetic way. :(

[L10]

Hey, this will give me something to do.