Yesterday was so intercourse ed up :/

Mutilator7 · July 10, 2009, 08:14:29 AM

Wall of text blocks anyone with any clue of what's going on...

Mario583 · July 10, 2009, 09:58:04 AM

Quote from: JNFS2014 on July 09, 2009, 09:09:58 PM
Wait, you lost your virginity? And he knew how?

He was there! :O

StarWindWizard7 · July 10, 2009, 10:25:34 AM

I don't see why you have to buy your friend anything...

If it's that early in the morning ...

1. His parents are CRAZY for letting somebody IN... By accident anyway... they should of known better. That is no excuse and they should be held accountable.

2. Your friend is Moron for going out there that early just to see who it is.

3. They need to file a police report or something....

4. Overall it's not you're fault.

Totla · July 10, 2009, 10:33:22 AM

Quote from: Smashyn on July 09, 2009, 09:17:42 PM
I wouldn't intercourse around with football players. They are tough as nails and eat razorblades for breakfast.

So is your friend just a wuss?

I bet you use milk. :|

Smashin · July 10, 2009, 11:36:04 AM

Quote from: Tortylla on July 10, 2009, 10:33:22 AM
I bet you use milk. :|

Are you kidding? I eat them dry and wash it down with acid. :|

whatwewishfor · July 10, 2009, 12:01:37 PM

o no

Captain Justice · July 10, 2009, 03:11:27 PM

Quote from: StarWindWizard7 on July 10, 2009, 10:25:34 AM
I don't see why you have to buy your friend anything...

If it's that early in the morning ...

1. His parents are CRAZY for letting somebody IN... By accident anyway... they should of known better. That is no excuse and they should be held accountable.

2. Your friend is Moron for going out there that early just to see who it is.

3. They need to file a police report or something....

4. Overall it's not you're fault.

ya for real don't give him poop

Totla · July 10, 2009, 04:07:37 PM

Quote from: Smashyn on July 10, 2009, 11:36:04 AM
Are you kidding? I eat them dry and wash it down with acid. :|

Pussy. I wait until they rust and have tetanus and then put the black death on them. Then I skydive from outer space with no parachute into a erupting volcano and go to the center of the earth and then eat them with a side of molten metal. And then I bang your mom with my 14 meter cock. :|

phatyo · July 10, 2009, 11:21:54 PM

Quote from: Kilroy has a cheap suit on July 09, 2009, 10:15:58 PM
1. Phatyo probably puts every single piece of information about himself on MySpace.
2. He probably has his profile set to public.

No -.- my theory is I'm a famous local person. This dude knew alot about me. Way more than he needs to. As in stuff that wrnt on my myspace he was telling me. Stuff only my close friends know. So yeah I know who the kid is now and idk which one of my friends told him :/. No one hangs out with this kid! So my theory should be correct. I live in a very small town that's very dramatic and nothing ever happens here so I think I'm right.
But hey I'm a white kid that thinks his black:) I mean seriously look at my wigger ass that dosnt play video games all day. Oh god! I must be a wigger.

yes.derek · July 10, 2009, 11:28:30 PM

Damn son, your life sounds interesting lol. You can just send the jordans my way if you please.

phatyo · July 11, 2009, 02:04:43 AM

He called me back 5 minutes ago! What if he comes over my house!
I didn't pick up this time.

jnfs2014 · July 11, 2009, 08:20:12 AM

Wigger.

Dog Food · July 11, 2009, 10:09:32 AM

That sucks, but your friend fell into that one. How is giving his address making him tough? As for the stalker... Throw his ass in jail. You can tell the cops all about the phone call, how he came to your friend's house and beat him up, and you can tell them who the kid is since you apparently know him... There you go, problem solved.

phatyo · July 12, 2009, 09:32:43 PM

Quote from: KJ on July 11, 2009, 10:09:32 AM
That sucks, but your friend fell into that one. How is giving his address making him tough? As for the stalker... Throw his ass in jail. You can tell the cops all about the phone call, how he came to your friend's house and beat him up, and you can tell them who the kid is since you apparently know him... There you go, problem solved.

Then all his friends burn down my house while I'm sleeping in it. I'm good lol. I solved the problem already. His done with me.