Even though they said this was real, I pray that it's a joke.

Zero · August 18, 2009, 07:51:27 PM

Wii Vitality Sensor lol

Nayrman · August 20, 2009, 03:58:15 PM

Quote from: Zero on August 18, 2009, 07:51:27 PM
Wii Vitality Sensor lol

Oooh, I know! Connect the Vitality sensor to the horseback riding thingy!
Ultimate sex game! Vitality detects how fast your heart rate is to simulate how horny you are.

*good lord what has my sick mind come up with!?*

DededeCloneChris · August 20, 2009, 04:22:09 PM

Quote from: Nayrman on August 20, 2009, 03:58:15 PM
*good lord what has my sick mind come up with!?*

I wondered the same when you said SatSC was a decent/good game.

And heck, let's stop complaining about this and give it a try BEFORE you start criticizing. If this does come, try to at least test it out for yourself and see if you find it useful. Sure, it looks stupid, but it might be decent.

And I support the Wii Vitality Sensor. Creativity is one of Nintendo's strongest points, and you can't disagree with that.

Nayrman · August 20, 2009, 04:37:23 PM

Quote from: wiiboychris on August 20, 2009, 04:22:09 PM
I wondered the same when you said SatSC was a decent/good game.

And heck, let's stop complaining about this and give it a try BEFORE you start criticizing. If this does come, try to at least test it out for yourself and see if you find it useful. Sure, it looks stupid, but it might be decent.

And I support the Wii Vitality Sensor. Creativity is one of Nintendo's strongest points, and you can't disagree with that.

Don't you mean SatSR?

Uh, dude, I'm sorry, but there is no way both the Vitality and the horseback things are going to work. Hitler will ice skate to work in hell before those two peripherals serve any sort of real use besides the maybe one game Nintendo has for it.

Creativity is one thing, being high on some foreign substance is another...

DededeCloneChris · August 20, 2009, 04:56:10 PM

Quote from: Nayrman on August 20, 2009, 04:37:23 PM
Don't you mean SatSR?

Uh, dude, I'm sorry, but there is no way both the Vitality and the horseback things are going to work. Hitler will ice skate to work in hell before those two peripherals serve any sort of real use besides the maybe one game Nintendo has for it.

Creativity is one thing, being high on some foreign substance is another...

Whoops. I meant SatSR.

We'll have to wait until the public tries it (or them) out. And who knows, maybe that horseback thing is just an elaborated image to fool people.

Nayrman · August 20, 2009, 04:59:58 PM

Quote from: wiiboychris on August 20, 2009, 04:56:10 PM
Whoops. I meant SatSR.

We'll have to wait until the public tries it (or them) out. And who knows, maybe that horseback thing is just an elaborated image to fool people.

I pray that it's a bluff.
The thing about all these peripherals is that their either just hunks of plastic (Wii Wheel and Zapper) or they'll only be used for a sparingly few amount of games (Rock Band junk, Wii Vitality, Eye Toy). Besides, Nintendo needs to get their original base controller to work all the time first BEFORE they should do any peripherals.

JrDude · August 20, 2009, 11:33:58 PM

You don't want a Wii Sex game Nayr? It seems you'll have plenty of time for practice ;)

Tsumaru · August 21, 2009, 04:17:00 PM

If anything, it's more functional than a Wii Vitality Sensor.

Nintendo should just stick to the classic way of control.

Dog Food · August 21, 2009, 04:25:13 PM

Nintendo even said it was great to use to imitate a horse ride, didn't they? I think they're hinting at using it for a Zelda game. I wouldn't mind trying it out for fun, but I'd get bored quickly. Whatever they use it for, I'm sure they'll have a function to turn it off like they do with most of their controls.

Rayquarian · August 21, 2009, 05:20:41 PM

I think I'm the only one who'd enjoy that, but that kid turns me off.

Nayrman · August 21, 2009, 08:39:24 PM

Quote from: Dog Food on August 21, 2009, 04:25:13 PM
Nintendo even said it was great to use to imitate a horse ride, didn't they? I think they're hinting at using it for a Zelda game. I wouldn't mind trying it out for fun, but I'd get bored quickly. Whatever they use it for, I'm sure they'll have a function to turn it off like they do with most of their controls.

for the love of god just make the sword fighting fun and leave the rest of it alone god.
We're not complaining about repetitive controls Nintendo, we're complaining that we're getting the exact same game over and over again!

Magnum · August 21, 2009, 10:24:20 PM

OMG, I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO RIDE A HORSE!

Just not on the Wii. Seems pretty retarded.

Neerb · August 22, 2009, 10:34:26 AM

In my opinion, Wii Remote w/ the Nunchuk (when necessary) and the Wii Motion Plus (improves on original) should be Wii's only control. Gamecube controllers are for gamecube games, Classic controller is for Classic games, and we don't need a semiannual shell or one-time peripheral. I got the Wii to play Wii, not neo-Gamecube and not a bunch of completely different arcade games.

Triforceman22 · August 22, 2009, 11:30:15 AM

By now, I just don't give a intercourse anymore.
Until they bring out something half-decent....

But yeah. I laughed at how pathetic this is.