Drunk People

Anarchy_Jas · July 23, 2009, 07:06:41 PM

Damn, if you don't wanna drink, then don't. No need to go liquor bashing. Hell, wine's good for you in moderation, and a good stress reliever when used responsibly. Besides, funny drunk people = lots of blackmail pics.

Ummm... I don't drink beer, it's nasty to me. If it's a holiday though, I'll have a lil' bit of wine or some coolers (I think that's what they're called).

HTA! · July 23, 2009, 08:46:52 PM

Quote from: wiiboychris on July 23, 2009, 06:59:52 PM
That explains why my Dad went to the hospital after he drank too much beer.

hur hur
Like anything you put in your body, there is a limit.
Alcohol poisoning occurs when your blood alcohol level reaches a certain point.

You can get water poisoning too.
Blood will get too thin.

Totla · July 23, 2009, 09:02:47 PM

Drunk people are usually funny. One of my friends got drunk last night and believed the floor was lava, and made towel paths to the fridge/microwave/tv/his room. Then he made this post:

Quote from: Pokemon Trainer Blues on July 23, 2009, 12:24:38 AM
time paradox was sort f like my towle walkway

PRESENTING FROM LEFT TOP RIGHT TOP TOBOTTOM!

REG DOG - A MOTHERFUCKING CLASSIC I ATE THE SHIT OUT OF

GONE DOG - I TRIED TO PULL THE HOTDOGS OUT OF THE WATER WITH MY HANDS AND DROPPED THIS ONE ON THE FLOOR AND THEN I YELLED 5 SECOND RULE AND ATE IT WITH SOME DRInk

DESERT DOG - WHAT BEATS HOT DOGS AND ICE CREAM? HOT DOGS AND ICE CREAM! I WANTED TO PUKE BUT I JUST FUCKING AT IT AND CONTINUED ON TO

CHEESIER DOG - CHEESIER THAN A CHEESE DOG THIS MOTHERFUCKER HAS BLUE CHEESE AND REGULAR CHEESE

CONCLUSION: MORE FUCKING HOT DOGS NEED BLUE CHEESE ON THEM

THERE IS A LOT OF CHOCOLATE SYRUP ON MY LAVA WALKWAY I HOPE I DON'T SLIP ON MY WAY PAST AND FALL INTO THE LAVA

THUMBS UP!!!
1

this continued for seven pages, and great fun was had by all. Especially when he woke up and wondered why there were towels everywhere.

Silverhawk79 · July 23, 2009, 09:04:27 PM

Quote from: Tortilla on July 23, 2009, 09:02:47 PM
Drunk people are usually funny. One of my friends got drunk last night and believed the floor was lava, and made towel paths to the fridge/microwave/tv/his room. Then he made this post:

this continued for seven pages, and great fun was had by all. Especially when he woke up and wondered why there were towels everywhere.

I giggled.

Vive/Scarffle · July 23, 2009, 11:15:17 PM

Quote from: wiiboychris on July 23, 2009, 06:59:52 PM
That explains why my Dad went to the hospital after he drank too much beer.

You do not read very well do you?
I said when consumed in small amounts it can be good for you.

Quote
Coarse- As we all know. Overdoing the drinking can have a very bad effect. But overdoing ANYTHING is always bad.

=A=;
/La Sigh~

DededeCloneChris · July 23, 2009, 11:19:52 PM

Quote from: Viveeanne on July 23, 2009, 11:15:17 PM
You do not read very well do you?
I said when consumed in small amounts it can be good for you. =A=;
/La Sigh~

Let me read your previous post.

"Read"

Oh.

Triforceman22 · July 23, 2009, 11:27:58 PM

I don't really go to parties, so i'm usually never around drunk people.
But my dad is hilarious when he's drunk.

Also, I plan on not drinking beer.
I could possibly save money by not buying the stuff.....

It's wierd how canada's drinking age is 19 and U.S's is 21....

The Seventh · July 24, 2009, 07:42:25 AM

Actually, some people don't act dumb when they're drunk.

My old grandfather (on my mom's side) actually only had some reaction slowing when he drank.

My mom has actually quit drinking, along with my dad, for over a year now.

BTW, like I said in an earlier thread, texting impairs you worse than alcohol. So, basically, the roads are full of "drunk" people. They're drunk on texting :P

I don't like excessively drunk people. They can make funny jokes when a little buzzed, though.

Also, Chris, don't worry about me... I won't drink. And don't plan on it.

Quote from: Viveeanne on July 23, 2009, 11:15:17 PM
You do not read very well do you?
I said when consumed in small amounts it can be good for you. =A=;
/La Sigh~

Actually, that's true. One benefit of minute amounts can be lowered cholesterol levels

whatwewishfor · August 01, 2009, 10:25:12 PM

they're all around the corn festival

Mystic · August 03, 2009, 04:17:44 AM

Beer is gross. As is whisky. Whisky + Pepsi...that tasted so bad...

Most drunk people are annoying. I've never been drunk, nor do I plan to get drunk.

Lotos · August 03, 2009, 06:51:26 AM

Quote from: Triforceman22 on July 23, 2009, 11:27:58 PM
It's wierd how canada's drinking age is 19 and U.S's is 21....

I think it seems that we teenagers are more likely to get into a car and drive if we are drunk over here. Also, isn't age of consent 13 in Canada?

Sgt.Chilly · August 03, 2009, 06:55:46 AM

Beer tastes like piss.

I only drink Rum and only enough to get buzzed.

L10 · August 03, 2009, 12:53:07 PM

Drunk brothers and their friends + Apples to Apples = Great Fun.