My Annoying Cousin

[whatwewishfor]

My brother is annoying, but I think everyone has that problem with siblings.

little buddy does not appreciate that

[Lotos]

Rant time!

I told my cousin I lost my v-card.  She tells her little sister and she calls me a perv.  These cousins have the IQ of a borderline retard.  They think they're hot poop.  The older one can speak French, but probably not very great as far as I know.  She's in all "general" classes, one step below the Regents classes, the "normal" classes.  They have all these stupid inside jokes and they use the word epic too much, they don't even know what "epic" means.  "Epic spoon.  Epic jump.  Epic ride.  Epic epic epic epic epic.  OMFG I'M SO RANDUM xD"  They both can't keep boyfriends.  The younger one's latest bf treated her like trash and she "looves him forevrr" and "I miss him :(( </3" and it took her months to realize he treated her like poop.


Now for the lovely transcript =3
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younger_cousin is available (11:52:33 PM)
i am TOTALLY over u!!!!!!!
Me (11:52:33 PM): finally
younger_cousin (11:52:45 PM): hey. shut up
Me (11:52:50 PM): took you long enough
younger_cousin (11:53:00 PM): u have no intercourse in idea what poop he put me through
younger_cousin (11:53:05 PM): ...
Me (11:53:14 PM): kristin told me that he treated you like poop
Me (11:53:21 PM): and I assume you just realized it now?
younger_cousin (11:53:30 PM): thats not even the half of it
younger_cousin (11:53:36 PM): just intercourse in but out
Me (11:53:40 PM): me?
Me (11:53:42 PM): ok fine
Me (11:53:53 PM): at least you didn't sleep with him
younger_cousin (11:54:31 PM): i didnt
younger_cousin (11:54:36 PM): but im still a vergin
Me (11:54:39 PM): good
younger_cousin (11:54:41 PM): intercourse in perv
Me (11:54:44 PM): me?
younger_cousin (11:54:46 PM): yea
Me (11:54:52 PM): I said at least you didnt
younger_cousin (11:54:56 PM): kristin told me u and melanie intercourse ed
Me (11:55:00 PM): I didnt state anything
Me (11:55:01 PM): I did not
younger_cousin (11:55:03 PM): how intercourse in gross
Me (11:55:03 PM): thats a lie
younger_cousin (11:55:08 PM): mhm ssssuuurreee
Me (11:55:14 PM): believe what you want
younger_cousin (11:55:23 PM): ok i will
younger_cousin (11:55:28 PM): byee =]
Me (11:55:44 PM): at least I didnt have a poopty bf
Me (11:55:53 PM): and while I'm at it
Me (11:55:57 PM): <!--malicious link was pasted here-->

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[Talim]

Yeaaah. I have like 50 cousins on my mom's side because that side of the family is Arab and they're like rabbits when it comes to having kids. :x

So anyways, 50% of those cousins are all babies and argh they're so annoying when we have a family BBQ at one of my aunts' or uncles' houses. Crying and getting into fights with the other babies and then more crying and ugh. ;-; So annoying. ><

[L10]

My brother is annoying, but I think everyone has that problem with siblings.

Nope, not for me really....