The most hardcore game that no one will ever make

[SkyMyl]

To anyone viewing this post, I must warn you that if you've never seen the show Dinner: Impossible, it will be in your best interest to skip to the end of this post.

Sincerely, voice.

So, my brother and I were watching Food Network today. Why? Because watching Food Network while you eat dinner tends to make you wish your dinner was better. But I digress. They showed a commercial of Food Network's first video game...which was for the Wii. Yeah, more shovelware for the pile and more stains on the Wii's reputation.
Stains on the Wii's reputation? I'm not fully sure if that means anything.

OH BOY YOU GUYS, I'M SURE THIS IS A GREAT IDEA FOR A GAME

And then it hit me.
Not like I'll hit you if you don't make a post worth my time. >:(

There is only one game Food Network should make. And that one game is the only Food Network concept that has the potential to SELL: A first person cooking game, starring Robert Irvine.
I admit, I would actually save money for that.
I'm not saying I would buy it at full price, though.

Add explosions, corpses, assistant chefs with utensils in each hand, and you have the cover.

I'm serious. Dinner Impossible: The Video Game. THIS NEEDS TO BE MADE. With a character like Robert Irvine, you could walk up to stoves, kick doors open, punch NPCs, assign cooking tasks to your assistant chefs, interact with inanimate objects, pick up frying pans and swinging it at more NPCs...
You've ruined the idea. :(

All the while listening to Robert Irvine's ridiculously British voice insult his assistant chefs for forgetting a bonus dish, or something or other.
What the hell is this.
The concept sounded vaguely appealing for all of twelve seconds.

For the purpose of this image, you are one of Irvine's assistants.

Anyway, that's just a random concept for a licensed game we whipped up without much effort. If you've actually seen Dinner: Impossible, then this entire post makes a hell of a lot more sense. If you haven't ever heard of the show...well, sorry to say you've wasted your time on this post.
HAHAHA, I JUST WASTED ALL OF NSF'S TIME, AHAHAHA
...yeah, well, I'm sure none of you appreciate me anymore anyway. ;-;

tl;dr? A first person cooking show with the most ripped cook ever. Anyway, NSF, here's a fun game: Take an otherwise boring activity/ordinary show, and turn it into a game. Genre and gameplay. gogogo
I'm not letting you abandon this concept, boy. By overdosing on Robert Irvine's badass, I'm sure it's possible to make this into an entertaining FPS/simulator.

[Anarchy_Jas]

That stir-fry looks good. o.o As a future chef, I gotta say, a videogame can't sum up what the actual job is like. >.>

Let's see... "School, The Videogame!"
Genre: Role Playing Game
Plot: You go through 13 years of school, fighting nuisances such as bullies and evil teachers, and conquering the homework/quiz/test/final quests! Start as a Kindergartner and level up to the graduation phaze, defining yourself as a person along the way then realizing that you went through it all for nothing because it doesn't relate to your career/unknown college major. Will you succeed, or drop out and become a Bob the Pedo-Janitor? 

[Gwen Khan]

That stir-fry looks good. o.o As a future chef

I remember when I had dreams of becoming a chef... intercourse ing HCC