Why Is My Computer So Fucking Retarded? -_-

[Zero]

Explain that in an easier way for an idiot to understand. I mean it, I don't get what you're saying.

lol alright then. Go to your Start menu. Then click on "Run". In the Run bar, type in "dxdiag" without the quotes. That should prompt your computer to list the specs of the computer, in other words, its processor, graphics card, operating system, etc. Once you have those specs that are in the System and Display tab, just use your PrtSc key, which copies your desktop as an img file. Then paste it into paint, save, then upload it to tinypic or something and post it....or you could just copy and paste, whatever.

If your specs aren't horrendous then they aren't the problem and you'll have to try a few other things to get your computer up to snuff. If they are then you'll have to either A)Upgrade your computers parts or B)Buy a new computer.

And if all else fails you can back up your crap onto an external drive and just format the computer. It looks like that's the option you'll be taking so far, frankly.

[JrDude]

You lost me at "Run"
I see no "Run"

[Turok]

You lost me at "Run"
I see no "Run"

just type it into the search bar in the start menu

[Friendly Hostile]

Why are you so intercourse ing retarded? You should basically know what to do by now, so I'll, instead, point how much of an idiot you are for even getting yourself into this situation.

This is going to be your warning.  Either provide assistance, or cease posting in this thread.



Also, JrDude:

To get the Run menu up, hit the Windows button and "R" at the same time.