Hurricane Irene

[Doodle]

Missouri master race. No hurricanes, no earthquakes, just tornadoes that never hit me.

MIZZERRUH, HUH? YEE-HAW
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[Super]

We should all just live in Doodletown.

[Kayo]

why would i want to live in michigan

Hurricane's blasting NC now. And intercourse , I hope it doesn't move to far north in the next few hours while I sleep before I spend an 8 hour drive getting the intercourse  out of virginia

[ThePowerOfOne]

Missouri master race. No hurricanes, no earthquakes, just tornadoes that never hit me.

But it's intercourse ing Missouri. It's so poopty even hurricanes and earthquakes don't want to go near it.

[BOREDFOREVER]

Missouri master race. No hurricanes, no earthquakes, just tornadoes that never hit me.

New Madrid Fault

And we get pretty devastating floods, too.

[Tupin]

There are a lot of tornadoes here, though.

[Ravioli]

this thread is now a pissing contest

what do you call a west coaster in the rain? a wet vagina-y

how many missourians does it take to rebuild a trailer park after a tornado? idk they were breathing too loudly with their mouths to hear me ask them

what did the earthquake say to the east coaster? you're a homo

[Kayo]

Hey, it's raining. It's been a light drizzle for the past 4 hours. Seems like an outer arm is hitting us early, since we're not supposed to get any REAL hurricane weather until tomorrow.

[CoasterKid93]

Out here in DC, a massive tree feel right into my university's library and Starbucks. No more delicious Starbucks coffee. :(

[Kayo]

Ah hell. My road's a wreck. The most notable feature is a tree falling perpendicular to the road, blocking it completely, taking a power line down with it. It looked pretty darn scary.

On the other end of the road there was about a foot and a half of water we had to drive through. Everything else is covered with a layer of green treelimbs and branches nearly impossible to drive through. You couldn't see the gray of the road at all. It's just pure hell.

My power's been out since Sunday morning, and it's still out. I'm at my uncle's house in the nearby city for the day since they got power back already. It might be a week before I see it again at my house.  :(