My Bread is stuck in a toaster.

[えっちーせんぱい]

Pull the thing up.

[Kaz]

THIEF.

Well that's not very helpful.

Then you lose, good day sir.

I now have nothing to live for. I will now commit seppuku.

You are no Samurai warrior.

Why must you crush my dreams? ;-;

[Silverhawk79]

Do a barrel roll.
YOU KNEW IT WAS COMING. >:(

[Zovistograt]

What's it stuck to?  I mean, is it stuck in the side or what?

[phatyo]

us something like wood don't us anything metal you can kill yourself

[Johnny Ringo]

 Shake toaster vigorously until toast comes out.