OHMIGAWD

[The Seventh]

I heard one of the funniest things I've ever heard from someone today, and here's what he said:

"okay, so I went onto this internet forum at random, no reason, and found that someone said this awesome (yet really creepy) thing about a girl: 'I'd drag my balls across 1 mile of glass to hear that ninny fart through a walkie talkie.'"

Any of you have a good, non NSFCD quote or heard anything REALLY FUCKING FUNNY lately?

[えっちーせんぱい]

That's disturbing.

[The Seventh]

That's disturbing.

I know.  It's just the absurdity of it makes it funny.

[Lotos]

I remember seeing that in a 4chan screencap.

[Doodle]

That actually is pretty disturbing. o_o
And I can't really think of any quotes right now.

[Allegretto]

The topic and first quote was not funny to me at all.

The most humorous quote I have ever heard was-]

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on"

Also

"Why take life seriously, no one makes it out alive anyway"

[The Seventh]

The topic and first quote was not funny to me at all.

The most humorous quote I have ever heard was-]

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on"

Also

"Why take life seriously, no one makes it out alive anyway"

Those are good quotes.