OMG I HAVE A PERSUASIVE ESSAY DUE TOMMOROW

[sleepin_dude_99]

It's about a gorilla with human-intellegence (we'll say 110-120 IQ before anyone says that a normal gorilla has human intellegence) and it's fascinated by Football. It knows sign language to it's fullest extent. I'm supposed to be commisoner of the NFL, and I have to write a persuasive essay to explain why or why not (why not for me) he should be able to play.

So far, I'm putting that it's a 700 pound gorilla, one tackle and someone's got a dismembered arm, and the team that signs the gorilla has to learn sign language perfectly, every single player.

Good idea?

[Nine 1 One]

First off i would like to say Gorrila=/=Human a little different