So... I have the house to myself for 10 days.

[DededeCloneChris]

have sex with different things in your house.

Best suggestion yet.

Correction, bad suggestion yet.

[Java]

You ever seen th movie risky business?

Time to turn to you're house into a brothal.

rofl

Oh my.

[yes.derek]

<sup>Brothel idea wins.

Commence now.</sup>

[The Seventh]

Make a makeshift flamethrower!  It only takes a can of body spray (or air freshner) and a lighter (perferrably a grill lighter.).  Or maybe a makeshift grenade by using a empty water bottle, a box of alkaseltzer, and water.  Remember to use the bottle cap, too!