A Simple Survey.

[Totla]

I am conducting a survey for my personal amusement. Each question should be answered with a Yes or No.

1. Do you care about animals? Yes
2. Are you asexual?No
3. Do you like Spanish rice?Yes
4. Do you think it hurts when you "burp" through your nose after drinking very carbonated soda?No
5. Are you scared of flames?No
6. Are you a Jew? No
7. Are you lascivious?No
8. Does math scare you?No
9. Do women scare you?No
10. Do men scare you?No
11. Do repetitive questions scare you?No
12. If you had a chainsaw and invincibility, would you kill people with glee?No
13. Do you ignore fire drills?No
14. Are you allergic pencils?No
15. Do you think teachers who receive awards are generally the poop hole teachers?Yes
16. Have you ever been to a carnival?Yes
17. Do you know how to tango?No
18. Do hummingbirds look like large beetles at first glance?No
19. Is there a solution to the square root of -9?No
20. Are you an idiotic bastard who refers to all Black people as African-Americans?No
21. Does the idea of biting into aluminum foil make you cringe?No
22. Have you ever read the book "The Lord of the Flies"?No
23. Does your microwave beep three times when the cooking time ends?No
24. Are you a virgin?Yes
25. Do you have a yo-yo?Yes
26. Aren't you clever at not answering this without making you not look stupid?Yes
27. Are this sentence has correct grammar?No
28. Do you think philosophically at night?No
29. Does your mom do your laundry?Yes
30. Does global warming affect the locals?Yes

[Friendly Hostile]

No to everything.

did you even read it?

No to everything.

[Totla]

No to everything.

did you even read it?

No to everything.

Would you like ten trillion dollars and a sex slave?

[Jono2]

lol u guys, learn imaginary numbers. :|

[Silverhawk79]

1. Do you care about animals? Yes. Except for squirrels. Fucking useless.
2. Are you asexual? I dunno. I don't like girls too much, but I'm not gay. Yes?
3. Do you like Spanish rice? Sure.
4. Do you think it hurts when you "burp" through your nose after drinking very carbonated soda? Yes.
5. Are you scared of flames? Internet flames? Nah. Real flames? Ehh...campfires and stuff are cool, houses burning aren't.
6. Are you Jewish? No.
7. Are you lascivious? Not really.
8. Does math scare you? A bit.
9. Do women scare you? Sometimes. :(
10. Do men scare you? Sometimes. :(
11. Do repetitive questions scare you? Sometimes. :(
12. If you had a chainsaw and invincibility, would you kill people with glee? Sometimes. :( Uh, no.
13. Do you ignore fire drills? No.
14. Are you allergic pencils? My pencils can't answer, sorry.
15. Do you think teachers who receive awards are generally the poop hole teachers? Purple.
16. Have you ever been to a carnival? Yeah.
17. Do you know how to tango? I know how to make Tang, if that counts.
18. Do hummingbirds look like large beetles at first glance? Not at all.
19. Is there a solution to the square root of -9? 3i
20. Are you an idiotic bastard who refers to all Black people as African-Americans? No. And I don't call them n_ggers either....out loud. :(
21. Does the idea of biting into aluminum foil make you cringe? Not really.
22. Have you ever read the book "The Lord of the Flies"? Yup.
23. Does your microwave beep three times when the cooking time ends? Nope, just once. *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
24. Are you a virgin? YES. ;______;
25. Do you have a yo-yo? I has 3 yo-yos.
26. Aren't you clever at not answering this without making you not look stupid? Sometimes. :(
27. Are this sentence has correct grammar? Can I has cheezburger? Yeah, shut up. >:(
28. Do you think philosophically at night? Why do I shot web?
29. Does your mom do your laundry? Sometimes.
30. Does global warming affect the locals? Sure.

[Super]

lol u guys, learn imaginary numbers. :|

I asked that question just to see how many haven't learned them yet, hehe.

[Jono2]

19. Is there a solution to the square root of -9? 3i

silver wins.

[not famy]

19. Is there a solution to the square root of -9? 3i

silver wins.

ya i knew that it was from the test i got a 17% on  ::)

[Jono2]

19. Is there a solution to the square root of -9? 3i

silver wins.

ya i knew that it was from the test i got a 17% on  ::)

lol, u sux at math.

don't worry.  I know a guy who got .5/22 on a chem test.

two percent. :P

[TheKoopaBros.]

1. Do you care about animals? Yes. They're living creatures and deserve to be protected and flourish just as much as us.
2. Are you asexual? No.
3. Do you like Spanish rice? Yes. Its not my favourite rice but I like it.
4. Do you think it hurts when you "burp" through your nose after drinking very carbonated soda? No. It feels kind of odd but doesn't hurt.
5. Are you scared of flames? Yes, I get unnerved by flames and dealing with them.
6. Are you Jewish? No I am not religious.
7. Are you lascivious? At times, but for most of the time no.
8. Does math scare you? No, I'm just bad at it. :P
9. Do women scare you? At times I do feel intimidated, since I'm shy but in general I can handle myself around women.
10. Do men scare you? No.
11. Do repetitive questions scare you? No. I'm used to exams. :P
12. If you had a chainsaw and invincibility, would you kill people with glee? No that would be a horrible thing to do. I'd feel incredibly guilty, and I don't think I could even go through with the act.
13. Do you ignore fire drills? No. I don't want to be die because I assumed that a real fire was a fake.
14. Are you allergic pencils? What? I'm not allergic to pencils. o.o
15. Do you think teachers who receive awards are generally the arsehole teachers? At times yes, but from my personal experience that hasn't been the case.
16. Have you ever been to a carnival? Yes, a few times.
17. Do you know how to tango? No, I don't. I don't dance a lot.
18. Do hummingbirds look like large beetles at first glance? No, not to me.
19. Is there a solution to the square root of -9? Yes, but not rationally.
20. Are you an idiotic bastard who refers to all Black people as African-Americans? No, only when it fits the person and their heritage.
21. Does the idea of biting into aluminum foil make you cringe? No, but I wouldn't do it.
22. Have you ever read the book "The Lord of the Flies"? Yes. We had to in grade 11 english. Its a pretty decent book.
23. Does your microwave beep three times when the cooking time ends? Yes.
24. Are you a virgin? Yes.
25. Do you have a yo-yo? Yes, though I never use it anymore.
26. Aren't you clever at not answering this without making you not look stupid? No comment. :)
27. Are this sentence has correct grammar? No, your grammar is not up to par with the the English standard.
28. Do you think philosophically at night? Sometimes.
29. Does your mom do your laundry? Yes.
30. Does global warming affect the locals? Yes.

[not famy]

19. Is there a solution to the square root of -9? 3i

silver wins.

ya i knew that it was from the test i got a 17% on  ::)

lol, u sux at math.

don't worry.  I know a guy who got .5/22 on a chem test.

two percent. :P

well I've improved to a 68% on my last test so its good

wow wut a retard

[bluaki]

lol u guys, learn imaginary numbers. :|

You didn't specify enough in the question. It can be assumed either way if you want it constrained to real numbers.
Also, Silver was slightly wrong in that he used the letter i rather than greek Iota. ::)

[PsychoYoshi]

I am conducting a survey for my personal amusement. Each question should be answered with a Yes or No.

1. Do you care about animals?
2. Are you asexual?
3. Do you like Spanish rice?
4. Do you think it hurts when you "burp" through your nose after drinking very carbonated soda?
5. Are you scared of flames?
6. Are you Jewish?
7. Are you lascivious?
8. Does math scare you?
9. Do women scare you?
10. Do men scare you?
11. Do repetitive questions scare you?
12. If you had a chainsaw and invincibility, would you kill people with glee?
13. Do you ignore fire drills?
14. Are you allergic pencils?
15. Do you think teachers who receive awards are generally the poop hole teachers?
16. Have you ever been to a carnival?
17. Do you know how to tango?
18. Do hummingbirds look like large beetles at first glance?
19. Is there a solution to the square root of -9?
20. Are you an idiotic bastard who refers to all Black people as African-Americans?
21. Does the idea of biting into aluminum foil make you cringe?
22. Have you ever read the book "The Lord of the Flies"?
23. Does your microwave beep three times when the cooking time ends?
24. Are you a virgin?
25. Do you have a yo-yo?
26. Aren't you clever at not answering this without making you not look stupid?
27. Are this sentence has correct grammar?
28. Do you think philosophically at night?
29. Does your mom do your laundry?
30. Does global warming affect the locals?
31. Are you not a lazy and stupid moron?

1) This isn't a simple yes/no question.
2) No.
3) Hell no.
4) No. Ninny.
5) No.
6) No.
7) No.
8) Yes.
9) Yes.
10) Yes.
11) No, but they piss me off. ^_^;
12) No.
13) No.
14) lolwut;
15) Yes.
16) Yes.
17) No.
18) No.
19) Yes, it's just not real.
20) No.
21) ...yes?
22) No.
23) Yes.
24) Yes.
25) Yes.
26) Bite me.
27) No.
28) Yes.
29) Yes.
30) No.
31) Yes.

[Syncopathic]

19. Is there a solution to the square root of -9? 3i

silver wins.

ya i knew that it was from the test i got a 17% on  ::)

lol, u sux at math.

don't worry.  I know a guy who got .5/22 on a chem test.

two percent. :P

what a dedede

[Jono2]

19. Is there a solution to the square root of -9? 3i

silver wins.

ya i knew that it was from the test i got a 17% on  ::)

lol, u sux at math.

don't worry.  I know a guy who got .5/22 on a chem test.

two percent. :P

well I've improved to a 68% on my last test so its good

wow wut a retard

meh, I failed that chem test too, but not by that much. :|


1 is a yes/no question.  if you care about any animal whatsoever, you answer yes.