Who was the idiot that edited Wikiquote with these :|

[sleepin_dude_99]

From Pickup Lines

Mathematical

    * I'm sine squared theta; you're cosine squared theta. Together we are one.

    * You're good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square?

    * You wanna play 68? You do me and I'll owe you one.

    * I want to be your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curves.

    * I want to be your second derivative so I can explore your concavity.

    * I know calculus. It says U+Me=Us.

    * Hey Baby, you look like a TI-89....because I want to put my natural log in you!

    * Being without you is liking being a metric space in which exists a Cauchy sequence that does not converge.

    * You give my vector both direction and magnitude.

Physics

    * I'm so attracted to you, I think physicists are going to add a 5th fundamental force.
    * I use my rod of infinite length for more than just simplifying equations.
    * I think that dress would look better accelerating at 9.81m/s2 to my bedroom floor.
    * I know the spring constant for my matress, you wanna go take some data?
    * Do you want to see my linear particle accelarator?
    * Damn baby you Planck temperature hot!

Computer

    * Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

    * You turn my floppy disk into a hard drive!

    * You turn my software into hardware.

    * Hey baby, wanna exploit my open port?


They aren't even remotely funny, forget trying to pickup a girl :|

I really don't think this darn article can be real :|

Full thing:

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Pick-up_lines

The last one is "You know, I read the entire Wikiquote article on Pickup lines" :|

[GROUCHO THE MIGHTY]

very sexcellant.

[StateAardvark]

Sounds like something Spock would say. 0_o

[Jono2]

[Qsmash]

I'm not an idiot...

[Friendly Hostile]

These actually work sadly at the college I may be attending next fall.
I've also heard most of those before.

[Hiei]

These actually work sadly at the college I may be attending next fall.
I've also heard most of those before.

What college is this, UC-Berkeley?

[Friendly Hostile]

These actually work sadly at the college I may be attending next fall.
I've also heard most of those before.

What college is this, UC-Berkeley?

RIT

[えっちーせんぱい]

I thought pickup lines were just for fun and haha's.

[Avion-Finch]

You turn my Floppy disk into a Hard drive.........I feel guilty laughing at that.

[Kaz]

    * I want to be your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curves.

    * I want to be your second derivative so I can explore your concavity.

I've actually used those two before. Obviously not in a serious manner. But I never knew they were actually known by more than me and a few acquaintances I have. I thought one of us made them up in our AP Calc class, but I guess not.

Of course, it's possible one of them added them to Wikiquote, but what are the chances of that being true?

[Rius]

The worse part: I got all of them. >>

My favorite one: "I wish I was DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

Oh look, it's on there.

[DrPwnage]

Wow. Those are the silliest pickup lines ever. EVER. But a lot of them are kinda funny.   ;D

[Corrupted_Chocobo]

 I actually lol'd at the 69 one. xP

[The Seventh]

From Pickup Lines

Mathematical

    * I'm sine squared theta; you're cosine squared theta. Together we are one.

    * You're good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square?

    * You wanna play 68? You do me and I'll owe you one.

    * I want to be your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curves.

    * I want to be your second derivative so I can explore your concavity.

    * I know calculus. It says U+Me=Us.

    * Hey Baby, you look like a TI-89....because I want to put my natural log in you!

    * Being without you is liking being a metric space in which exists a Cauchy sequence that does not converge.

    * You give my vector both direction and magnitude.

Physics

    * I'm so attracted to you, I think physicists are going to add a 5th fundamental force.
    * I use my rod of infinite length for more than just simplifying equations.
    * I think that dress would look better accelerating at 9.81m/s2 to my bedroom floor.
    * I know the spring constant for my matress, you wanna go take some data?
    * Do you want to see my linear particle accelarator?
    * dang baby you Planck temperature hot!

Computer

    * Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

    * You turn my floppy disk into a hard drive!

    * You turn my software into hardware.

    * Hey baby, wanna exploit my open port?


They aren't even remotely funny, forget trying to pickup a girl :|

I really don't think this dang article can be real :|

Full thing:

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Pick-up_lines

The last one is "You know, I read the entire Wikiquote article on Pickup lines" :|

Those are STUPID.

Anyone who tries to use those will be rejected INSTANTLY.

It's bad to use pick-up lines in the first place.

Who's the guy without a life who made those?  I wanna knock some sense into their head.