What's your job?

[JMV]

I sort glass

[Kat95]

Student....

[えっちーせんぱい]

I FIX COMPUTER RANDOMLY

[Geno]

I got a blowjob. lawl

[Judas]

I acquire truckloads of vintage Macs through shady means, and pawn them on eBay for profit. The business model is something like this:

1. Craigslist
2. Strange phone calls at 1am from paranoid sounding people
3. ????
4. Profit!

It makes good money. I enjoy fixing and working with the things, too, so it's like a hobby I get paid for.

I also do some limited sax repair, which is something I might get into more next year.

[Geno]

I acquire truckloads of vintage Macs through shady means, and pawn them on eBay for profit. The business model is something like this:

1. Craigslist
2. Strange phone calls at 1am from paranoid sounding people
3. ????
4. Profit!

It makes good money. I enjoy fixing and working with the things, too, so it's like a hobby I get paid for.

I also do some limited sax repair, which is something I might get into more next year.

Snorkel is living the American dream.

[Kaz]

I do cocaine.

[Shujinco2]

Being obnoxious and finding glitches within games that nobody has found yet! :)

[JMV]

I do cocaine.

He's just like you.

[Mystic]

I got a blowjob. lawl

...

You're hand can pay money?

By day, I'm a student.
By night: I'm Jason Voorhees.

[Geno]

I got a blowjob. lawl

By day, I'm a student.
By night: I'm Jason Voorhees.

What a badass.

[StarWindWizard7]

I work in the clothing department/Shoe department and I'm also a Cashier.

My title is

"Senior Customer Service"

at the sports store,
"Sports Authority".

[Mystic]

I got a blowjob. lawl

By day, I'm a student.
By night: I'm Jason Voorhees.

What a badass.

You know how painful it is to hide my face behind that tiny hockey mask?

[PsychoYoshi]

I work at JCPenney, been there for 3 and a half years.

Official Position: Travel Adviser.

Essentially, I'm an ordinary customer service associate who knows luggage extremely well. I handle all of the basic CSA duties (cleaning, cash register), have some very limited supervisor-level powers (setting prices if an item is unique and a barcode can't be found, listening to customer complaints, training new hires), and suggest new types of luggage that corporate might consider adding to our stock.

Other than that...college student.

[Kaz]

I do cocaine.

He's just like you.

Does he know it by heart?