If Pedo Bear came to your house...

[britneymahboy]

... would you call the police or let him touch you? :O

[Zovistograt]

none of those.

I'd take a pic, post it on some boards online, and then show him to the door.

[W_M]

Neither. Pedobear wouldn't come to my apartment in the first place.

[ThePowerOfOne]

Never heard of him. But I would beat him up, then call the police and say he hit me and I was using self defense.

[britneymahboy]

Neither. Pedobear wouldn't come to my apartment in the first place.

You dont know that.

[Syncopathic]

y halo thar

[Friendly Hostile]

I'd call the 4chan Party van.

[britneymahboy]

I'd call the 4chan Party van.

How would that solve anything?  Pedo Bear already has his own Pedo van.

[Zovistograt]

I'd call the 4chan Party van.

How would that solve anything?  Pedo Bear already has his own Pedo van.

they could play chicken

[Syncopathic]

I'd call the 4chan Party van.

How would that solve anything?  Pedo Bear already has his own Pedo van.

but the 4chan party van is pedo bear's mortal enemy, more than chris hansen.

[W_M]

y halo thar

Why don't you have a seat over there?

[TheAnonymusElmo]

I might let him ravage me

[Silverhawk79]

I'm a little old for him anyways.

[zeldafreak008]

Pedo Bear wouldn't bother me, I got a "Chuck Norris On Call" remote!

[StateAardvark]

I'm a little old for him anyways.

He wouldn't touch you if you were under 18.