Tha Thunderhero Interview Show!! Season 5!!

[thunderhero4]

Smooth, Carpet. Just forget the whole point of the thread. :-|

Its not like its a big deal...I do all the time ;)

thats just something ive gotten used to, since it happenes just about annywhere :D

[Triforce_Luigi]

I have no idea who asked for Toadette... And yay Bender!

[thunderhero4]

Rated PG-13 for having more language than the majority than my interviews

Hello and welcome to tha thunderhero interview show! Today our guest is Bender, the smoking robot!

Bender: Who the hell are you?

Thunder: I'm Brandon...your host...

Bender: Hehehe, pretty schnazzy place you got here...ill bet I can find many of shiny objects to steal...

Thunder: Im right here you know...

Bender: Erm...ah....LOOK! ITS VECTOR!!

Thunder: WHERE!?

*He's gone*

Thunder: ......its a good thing I had that bear trap installed...

Bender: *from back door* OUCH! God darn you shiny spike shaped rocks! >:(

Tousce: ....SHINY SPIKE SHAPED ROCKS!? WHERE!?

Zora: [/facepalm]

Tousce: *From back door* OUCH!

(Later)

Thunder: Ok, first question, what part will you have in ssbb?

Bender: oh that game? umm...oh yeah, I was supposed to be turned into a Sakurai clone but I was too sexy...

Thunder:  :|

Zora:  :|

Chris:  :|

JrDude:  :|

Triforce:  :-*

Thunder: Wait, what?!

Triforce: Err...ah....LOOK! A FLYING SQUIRREL!

Thunder: Im not gonna fall for that one again...

*I get attacked by a flying squirrel*

Triforce: Dont say I didnt warn you! >:D

Thunder: Shut up...

(later again...)

Thunder: *in arm casts* next question, why do you need alcohol to survive?

Bender: Well...

(Flashback)

Fry: Bender, get me a soda!

Bender: Kiss my ass!

(end of flashback)

Bender: Heehee, I dont remember...

Thunder: Fine with me...

Zora: Look! A FALLING PIANO!

Thunder: *Sigh* *Gets out umbrella*

Wiley Cyotte: HEY! COPYRIGHTED!

*Blam! The piano hits me...*

Triforce: He's actually dead... :(

Thunder: .....clone.....

Bender: Holy poop! A zombie!

*He starts beating me with a wrench*

Thunder: Ow! OW! OWWWW! STOP!

Triforce: *Grabs wrench* Mind if I join in?

Bender: Of course!

Chris, Zora, Shujinco, JrDude, Announcer: Wait for us!

Thunder: Uh oh...

Bender: Kiss my shiny metal ass!

*Censored*





































*The flying squirrel gets sniped*

HYRULE: Thats what you get for not having me in the interview! This show has been brought to you by rabid flying squirrels! They are like fighter jets with fur!

*Goes home and has nightmares*

[JrDude]

In the flashback, it should've said "kiss my shiny metal ass"

btw good job

[thunderhero4]

In the flashback, it should've said "kiss my shiny metal ass"

btw good job

thanks! I wanted to save that for the end ::)

[Triforce_Luigi]

That sounded really painful on your part... I LOVED IT! *beats Brandon with Bender* >:)

[thunderhero4]

That sounded really painful on your part... I LOVED IT! *beats Brandon with Bender* >:)

eh...I had it commin ;D

[Triforce_Luigi]

You got that right! *beats Ryker with a wrench* Sorry. I was aiming for Brandon.

[JrDude]

You got that right! *beats Ryker with a wrench* Sorry. I was aiming for Brandon.

I'm not even near him :|
*Beats T_L with a hobo*

[Triforce_Luigi]

*beats Ryker with Brandon*

[Vaatix]

Go use a chat thread.

[Shujinco2]

Whos more crazy? You or Shujinco?

ME! >:(

I SHALL NOW EAT YOUR UNBORN CHILDREN! >:( >:D

[thunderhero4]

Next interview coming up! The Aqua Teen Hunger Force!

[thunderhero4]

ok, new poll too! And I start now! :)

[thunderhero4]

Hello and welcome to tha thunderhero interview show! Today our guest is The Aqua Teen Hunger Force! Say hello to Meatwad! The Meatball!

*Heres a picture for all the people that dont watch ATHF:*


Meatwad: I think I like this place! Pleanty of smells to like!

Fryloc! The talking french fry McCdonalds cup thingy!

Fryloc: Pleasure to meet you...and its a fry holster...but I credit you for trying! :)

Triforce: Wait....hes intellegent! LIKE ME!

And Shake! The umm....talking shake!

Shake: Can we leave please!? My ass is cramping up!

Thunder: No! Your a Shake! How do you even have one!?

Shake: Thats something you need to ask yourself...why do I have an ass? Think it...

Thunder: hmmm... ::)

(Flashback)

Sonic Employee: Heres your large Dr. Pepper sir...

Thunder: Thanks! Wait, ive been meaning to ask something...

Employee: What?

Thunder: Do these things have asses?

Employee: Umm....please drive to the second window...

Thunder: Tell me NAO! >:(

Employee: BOSS!!

Thunder: FINE!

*I drive up*

Employee: Phew, that was a close one...

Shake: Youre telling me!

Sakurai: Did somebody say boss!?

Employee: That was just to get a customer to leave...

Sakurai: Oh...and I just thought of something! This fast food place is called Sonic right? And Sonic is a video game character...so why dont I add him to SSBB?!

*Employee thumbs up, but Shake cant...*

Shake: Damn tiny hands! >:(

(End of flashback)

Fryloc: What else have you NOT told us!?

Meatwad: Yeah! If you worked for that guy we could have been million-aires!

Fryloc: Its not about the money, Meatwad...its just that hes been keeping secrets from us...

Triforce: NO! HE'S STEALING MY THUNDER!!

Thunder: Did somebody say thunder?

Triforce: [/facepalm]

Zora: im here!

Thunder: Its about time! First question! How will you guys reflect on SSBB?

Fryloc: We accepted the invitation with gratitude and got put into the game as a small cameo...

Shake; Yeah, when i worked for him..err...met him, he said that we replaced the fry, shake, and meatball food items!

Thunder: ......is that it?

Meatwad: Yepp...pretty sure...err wait...

(In mind...)

Meatwad: Wow..I can see my imagination!

Inner Frat Boy: Time for your paddlin!

Meatwad: NOoooooooooooo!

(reality)

Meatwad: Yepp....thats it....

Thunder: You always gotta wonder what goes on in his head ;) Next question! What exactly is the history of you?

Fryloc: Sorry, but you said that wrong...

Triforce: Shut up....

Zora: ......something wrong?

Shake: Were cartoons! How the hell do you think!?

Thunder: Security!!

Zora: Its their lunch break...same for me...

*Gets out a lunchbox with a quart of milk, cheese, yogurt, and cottage chese. Oh and the lunch box has a sticker that says "Wisconsin FTW!" on it :P*

Tousce: Dont worry, I gots em...

*Tousce throws them out*

(Outside)

Fryloc: What the!? ONE OF MY FRIES IS GONE!!

Meatwad: Mustve been a hungry fellow...

Rosie O' Donnel: Tell me im not dreaming!! FEAST ATTACK!!

The ATHF: AHHHHHH!!!

(Back inside)

Zora: This show has been brought to you by talking food...keep it on tv, please...
















































Thunder: Wow, nobody got sniped....*Gets sniped*

Thunder: Nevermind...and my my do these clones come in handy!

HYRULE: Dang!