The Thunderhero Interview Show Audition Thread!

[captainjacksparrow]

cjs:well lucus becuse of your crappy performance your fired and will now be replaced by hk
hk:DIE MEATBAG
(shoots lucus)
cjs:ok ktc serve lucus as kfhs no on ewill no the differance
ktc:ok boss
cjs now for ft3 you can come i-
(ft3 crashes through the roof)
Cjs:dam it you idoit that cost me 10 grand.
ft3:sorry....
cjs:ok anyway how is life with sakuri clone 2.... gone.
ft3:WAHHH....ITS HORIBLE......WAHHHH
(waterlevel goes up 2 feet)
cjs:hk SHOOT HIM BEFORE HE DROWNS US
hk:cannot compute water electucuting wires activating self destruct 5....4....3...2....1
cjs:dam it i cant belive this i have to teloport out of here.
(cjs teleports to nerby building while interview building blows up)
cjs:DAM IT THAT WAS THE WORST INTERVIEW EVER HOW CAN I REPLACE KRUSTY
lucus:im still here
(lucus gets pushed off building)
cjs:ok hit the credits before i go mad
brought to you by nothing because DANG FT3 BLEW UP MY BUILDING

[thunderhero4]

cjs:well lucus becuse of your crappy performance your fired and will now be replaced by hk
hk:DIE MEATBAG
(shoots lucus)
cjs:ok ktc serve lucus as kfhs no on ewill no the differance
ktc:ok boss
cjs now for ft3 you can come i-
(ft3 crashes through the roof)
Cjs:dam it you idoit that cost me 10 grand.
ft3:sorry....
cjs:ok anyway how is life with sakuri clone 2.... gone.
ft3:WAHHH....ITS HORIBLE......WAHHHH
(waterlevel goes up 2 feet)
cjs:hk SHOOT HIM BEFORE HE DROWNS US
hk:cannot compute water electucuting wires activating self destruct 5....4....3...2....1
cjs:dam it i cant belive this i have to teloport out of here.
(cjs teleports to nerby building while interview building blows up)
cjs:DAM IT THAT WAS THE WORST INTERVIEW EVER HOW CAN I REPLACE KRUSTY
lucus:im still here
(lucus gets pushed of building)
cjs:ok hit the credits before i go mad
brought to you by nothing because DANG FT3 BLEW UP MY BUILDING

lol nice! 8/10

and did you see my Jack Sparrow interview yet?

[captainjacksparrow]

yes i did.it was good but i need to go to bed. good night

[thunderhero4]

yes i did.it was good but i need to go to bed. good night

Cya, and thank you! ;)

[Triforce_Luigi]

Contest Entry ThunderHero Bashing!

Dave: Hi. Today, we shall interview Thunderhero4... Again.

Vector: WhoO! GO BRANDON!

Zora Link: Shut up, Vector! You're ugly and you can't sing!

Vector: :'(

TH: Hey, don't speak in that tone to Vector!

Zora Link: Same goes for you!

TH: :'(

Dave: The fools...

TH: What did you call me?! >:(

Dave: A fool... An idiot... Stupid... A moron...

Britney Spears: Yeah!

Dave: Same goes for you, Britney.

Britney: >:( *takes out a cell phone and calls her butler.* DESTROY THE STUDIO! >:D

Dave: Uh... That's not good.

TH: RUN!

*all get out as a giant airplane appears over the studio and bombs it.*

TH, Dave: NO!!!!!!!!!!!

Zora Link: Shut up, TH. You're ugly, stupid, and totally hot!

Dave: What was that last thing?! O_o

TH: *twitch*

Triforceman22: *hands TH a needle*

Dave: Zora... Never say that again...

TH: *twitch* *injects self*

Dave: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BASH HIM ZORA!!!

Chris: I agree with Zora Link about all those things.

Dave: *twitch*

TH: *hands him the needle*

Dave: *injects self*

HYRULESEAS: *snipes TH*

Dave: Sigh... That was probably a clone...

TH: Yeah!

Dave: See...

Chris and Zora: *hug TH*

Dave: Er... Right... Back to bashing, please?

Chris, Zora, Hubbs: Alright.

Chris: BRANDON'S STOOPEED!

Zora: HE SUCKS!

Hubbs: (Forgive me!) VECTOR'S UGLY AND WILL NEVER BE IN BRAWL!!!

Dave: Ooh... I just thought of something really offensive... THE INTERVIEW SHOW SUCKS!!!!!

Hubbs, Zora, Chris: GASP!

TH: :'(

Dave: Sorry, I had to come up with a way to bash you... :(

TH: 'Tis okay. :)

Hubbs: *hugs TH*

Chris: *hugs TH and Hubbs*

Zora: *hugs a random cow while sipping ice cold milk.*

TH: :'(

Zora: What are you crying about now?!

Dave: If you say something corny right now...

TH: Er... NEver mind...

Dave: Good. *takes out a shiny object*

TH, Chris, Zora, Hubbs, CJS: Oohh SHINY!!!

Dave: I'm surrounded by idiots... Especially Brandon...

TH: >_>

Dave: End the show, someone!

Zora: This show has been brought to you by milk. It comes from cows! *sips milk*

Dave: *slips poison into the milk*

Zora: *continues sipping* *dies*

Dave: i really hope that wasn't a clone.

TH: *pokes the body* IT'S REAL! OMG! *faints*

Zora: X_x

Dave: I declare Hubbs to be the new announcer/bodyguard/security/secretaty person!

Hubbs: ALRIGHT! THIS SHOW HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY BRANDON SUCKS!

BRANDON SUCKS (BS FOR SHORT :)) IS AN ORGANIZATION DEDICATED TO BASHING BRANDON. TO HELP WRAP UP THIS SHOW, WE BROUGHT IN AN OFFICIAL REPRESENTATIVE!!! CAPS LOCK FTW!

Dave: [/facepalm]

BS Rep: Brandon! *obscene hand gesture* YOU  SUCK! YOUR INTERVIEW SHOW SUCKS! YOU'RE UGLIER THAN VECTOR, WHO WILL NEVER BE IN BRAWL!!! *obscene hand gestures and spew of random curse words*

Dave: Here's a disclaimer!: ALL OPINIONS EXPRESSED THROUGHOUT THIS INTERVIEW ARE NOT NECESSARILY THE OPINIONS OF T_L. CAPS LOCK FTW. THAT IS ALL.

[thunderhero4]

XD Wow, that was excellent!! :D

[thunderhero4]

I shall announce the winner! This game's winner is! :P

Triforce_Luigi! ........again :P

I must say, you are very good at interviews! ;)

but Captainjacksparrow was just behind you, so good job to him too! ;D

[Triforce_Luigi]

Whoo! (Again...) :P! Good job, CJS!

[captainjacksparrow]

thanks again and good interview but some of it seems famileier anyway heres a interview
cjs:ok cloud your the tech producer and naruto uzimaki your taking krusty position atkrustys burger joints but becuse hes dead its now the uzimaki burger joint.
cs and nu:NICE
cjs:ok now for tl send him in
cs:ok we start in 5...4...3...2...1...
naruto:ACTION
cjs:hello tl
tl:hello loser
YOU WON ONLY BECAUSE YOU TOOK SOME OF MY IDEAS
n and cs:BELIVE IT
(tl shoots n and cs)
cjs:I JUST HIRED THOSE GUYS
tl:which is why you lost the contest
cjs:thats IT YOUR GOING DOWN
(FIGHT BREAKS OUT)
th:GUYS BREAK IT UP
cjs:i thought you were dead?
th:apperently my uber powers brought me back to life. now im looking for the a****** who ate me
cjs:tl did
(tl gets shot)
th:cjs your the new winner
cjs:awsome now hit the credits
brought to you by thunder heros interview shows

[Triforce_Luigi]

I'm afraid I do tend to forget unimportant little details like that. Now what did I steal?

[captainjacksparrow]

1. its te joke interview
2.posin is my thing. either way congrats on interview

[Triforce_Luigi]

1. Ah. I liked it.
2. Well, I didn't know that! *poisons Zora Link*

[fredrickthethird]

Ok Today I will interview Shiek.

F3: Hello sir how are you doing today?

Shiek: What was that?

F3: I asked you how you were doing sir.

Shiek: I AM NOT A SIR!!!  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

F3: Really, well I'm sorry.

Shiek: You're fine.

Ness: Dude you're awesome man!

Shiek: WWWHHHAAATTT!!!!!!!!!!!!   >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( (ALL*3)

Ness: Dude what are you so mad about?

Shiek: I AM NOT A MAN!!!

Ness: Man chill!

Shiek: Shutup woman!!!

Ness: Oh who put you up to this punk, TALK NOW!!! Dude you are an idiot!!

Shiek:  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(!!!

Shiek: Uh, I am lawyer!!! I can sue you right now!!!

Ness: The guilty man always asks for lawyer doesn't he!?!

Shiek:  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM WOMAN JUST LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!

Ness:  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who do you work for!!!

Shiek: Do you really want a lawsuit on your hands?!?

Ness: As I said the guilty man always ask for a lawyer!!!

Hyruleseas: *gets trigger happy* Stitch want a banana!!!! *shoots near Shiek*!!! Take it like a man!!!

Shiek:  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

Hyruleseas: Byebye!!!

F3: End show!!! Hey where's Lanky?

Random staff worker: On vacation.

F3: Ok your announcer til he returns uhh

Janitor from Scrubs: Janitor

F3: You again!!!

Janitor: This show has been brought to you by my mop, cause, well I said so.

[thunderhero4]

lol, that was funny! 8.5/10 :D

[captainjacksparrow]

lol funny heres one on my first video game charecter samus
cjs:ok chowder your taking krustys place and snake your taking lucus place.now lets start this show.
cjs:good morning samus
s:good morning
cjs:are you excited about your upcoming partt in brwal?
s:very pluse i can use a sweet final smash cept for the part where i end up in my body suit.
chowder:MR CJS WE HAVE A PROBLEM
cjs:what is it?
c:well i got a order of 10 kfhs except we have a problem. My fryer broke.
cjs:hmm thats a problem(DING) samus could you fry them
samus:sure(shoots and become zss)
snake:bow chica wrow wrow chica wrow wrow
(gets shot and samus becomes nikini samus)
sonic:hey im here to pick up my- bow chica wrow wrow chica wrow wrow
(Gets shot)
cjs:chowder hit the credits before samus gets naked and our studio falls apart
(lights fall down)
Brought to you by Chowder who is now the vice owner of cjs interview show