Tomboh's Awesome Test

[Tomboh]

This test is to determine how awesome you are. Subtract/add points as instructed.

(only for boys. sorry meatsack persons)






Legnth of (head) hair: +5 x legnth of hair in inches

PENUS: +10 x size of penis in inches

Blowjobs given: -20 x #of BJs given

Blowjobs recieved: +10 x #of BJs recieved

Virgin: -20 points

Age <12: -20 points

Age 12-17: +0 points

Age 18+: +20 points

Never had a girlfriend: -20 points

Longest you've gone with a girl: +5 x # of months with girl

Stuck it in a girls pooper: +30 points

Saw non-relative tits IRL: +10

Saw non-relative vagoo IRL: +25

Never kissed a girl:-30

More than 10 pimples/blemishes on your face: -15 points

Amount of time online: -2 x [amount of time online per day x .1]

Your level in WoW: -5 x level of your main person or whatever


TALLY UP YOUR POINTS AND SEE THE FOLLOWING RANKINGS:

<0: As awesome as a gay nerd
0-50: You're a dikbut
51-100: A little awesome
101-150:Average awesome
151-200: Over average awesome
201-250:You're pretty cool
251-300:YOU ROCK
301-400: Everyone wants to be like you
>400: You intercourse ing cheated

[WhiteKnightWolf]

I don't need your point system to tell me I'm a man thank you very much 'kay thanks, bye.

[Tomboh]

I don't need your point system to tell me I'm a man thank you very much 'kay thanks, bye.

but that has nothing to do with your awesome level

u just got a bad score

[sleepin_dude_99]

I don't know if the HVS or this is more retarded.

[WhiteKnightWolf]

I don't need your point system to tell me I'm a man thank you very much 'kay thanks, bye.

but that has nothing to do with your awesome level

u just got a bad score

no I didn't take enough time to even read it all let alone calculate it.

[えっちーせんぱい]

I'm just gonna guess I'm somewhere in the 51-100 range, i'm not going to bother because I don't care.

[Genius]

Congrats, you've earned the award for most retarded test ever.

[Helios]

This test is immensely stupid in every definition of the word.

[Tomboh]

Congrats, you're earned the award for most retarded poll ever.

Congrats, "you're" earned the award for the oldest person I know that doesn't know what a "poll" is.

[sleepin_dude_99]

Congrats, Tomboh.

You deleted your post that proved you are retarded.

[Tomboh]

Congrats, Tomboh.

You deleted your post that proved you are retarded.

ya because retarded people delete posts

I messed up the quote because I'm on a laptop. Laptop keyboards are poopty and cause me to press buttons I don't want to.

[sleepin_dude_99]

Congrats, Tomboh.

You deleted your post that proved you are retarded.

ya because retarded people delete posts

I messed up the quote because I'm on a laptop. Laptop keyboards are poopty and cause me to press buttons I don't want to.

Preview exists for a reason :x

[Genius]

Congrats, "you're" earned the award for the oldest person I know that doesn't know what a poll" is.

Sorry, I didn't feel like wasting the time to make sure I had everything right.  Who knows what you could classify that thing as?  It wasn't worth the time.  I assure you, I know what a poll is.

[Tomboh]

Congrats, "you're" earned the award for the oldest person I know that doesn't know what a poll" is.

Who knows what you could classify that thing as?

"Tomboh's Awesome Test"

i dunno maybe its a test or maybe im just saying its a test to get people to come here. people like tests a lot

[Tomboh]

This test is immensely stupid in every definition of the word.

I am terribly sorry this is below your level. Feel free to use your time to participate in one of the other many intelligent discussions at these forums.