If you thought your day was bad...

Helios · January 16, 2008, 07:04:01 PM

I guarantee you that it was nowhere near as bad as mine. For over five hours today, I suffered from the immense, mind-shattering pain caused by the infamous kidney stones. Kidney stones are, without a doubt, the most painful things I have ever experienced. When I broke both my collar bone and left leg on a four wheeler accident a few years ago, I thought that nothing could be more painful. I was dead wrong. Kidney stones have got to be the most painful thing in existence. Kidney stones have a sensation similar to giving birth to a ball of razor blades while pissing battery acid as an immensely sharp spear is shoved into your backside. It's truly exquisite.

Gwen Khan · January 16, 2008, 07:05:53 PM

ouch, sorry, hope tomorrow's better for you

Lotos · January 16, 2008, 07:06:05 PM

I almost fainted from reading the description alone. Remind me to drink more water.

Tupin · January 16, 2008, 07:06:35 PM

Ok.

Yay for no family history of kidney stones.

major tom · January 16, 2008, 07:14:35 PM

This reminds me of a Family Guy clip that no one added to YouTube so I can't post it :(

Lotos · January 16, 2008, 07:17:58 PM

Quote from: Co-Z on January 16, 2008, 07:14:35 PM
This reminds me of a Family Guy clip that no one added to YouTube so I can't post it :(

It seems Family Guy is all over that site. They even had the Star Wars special uploaded the next day. Why didn't anyone upload it?

Tupin · January 16, 2008, 07:24:06 PM

Quote from: Lotos on January 16, 2008, 07:17:58 PM
Quote from: Co-Z on January 16, 2008, 07:14:35 PM
This reminds me of a Family Guy clip that no one added to YouTube so I can't post it :(

It seems Family Guy is all over that site. They even had the Star Wars special uploaded the next day. Why didn't anyone upload it?

What Youtubers call the "Viacommunists".

Sports1 · January 16, 2008, 07:28:32 PM

Look at it this way, tommorow SHOULD be better. :)

Helios · January 16, 2008, 07:29:02 PM

Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on January 16, 2008, 07:06:35 PM
Ok.

Yay for no family history of kidney stones.

It's still very possible for you to get kidney stones. Most men will have passed at least three by the time they reach age 40.

Rayquarian · January 16, 2008, 07:47:37 PM

*Jugs down a gallon of water*

Helios · January 16, 2008, 07:56:43 PM

This is a kidney stone:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/df/Nefrolit.jpg

Now, once this thing moves from the kidney to the bladder, there are two ways to get it out.

1. You pee it out.
2. You have it removed during a surgery.

These things can be anywhere to the size of a grain of salt to as big as a grapefruit. Yes, today was by far the most painful day of my life. As of right now, I can barely walk.

Totla · January 16, 2008, 07:58:31 PM

I've heard kidney stones are more painful than childbirth. D:

Helios · January 16, 2008, 08:07:13 PM

Quote from: Totla on January 16, 2008, 07:58:31 PM
I've heard kidney stones are more painful than childbirth. D:

Wouldn't surprise me. Words cannot describe the pain kidney stones bring. According to what my grandfather told me earlier today, kidney stones are very common in my family. I have a bad feeling about my future now.

HTA! · January 16, 2008, 08:07:47 PM

No more soda or salt for you

Kat95 · January 16, 2008, 08:09:07 PM

Ouch...