If you HAD to destroy the earth...

[mecha_fang]

Turn into a giant, mechanical planet and eat Earth.

[NINTENDO_PAWNAGE_RAWK]

Step 1 : Cause an epic pandemic
Step 2 : Permanently crash the internet
Step 3 : Cause US Stock Market to Collapse -> World Econ Collapse-> Nuke War until!
Step 4 : All communication systems stop working!
Step 5 : All electrical powered things stop working!!!
Step 6 : Yellow Stone Blows Up!
Step 7 : A bunch of little Meteors hit the Planet
Step 8 : Having sex has a 90% chance of instantly killing you.
Step 9 : Slowly set fire to the Planet
Step 10 : Comet hits Earth and everyone dies.
[spoiler]Step 11 : Profit[/spoiler]

[David2314]

Miasma all over. =]

[ThePowerOfOne]

I would probably throw small meteors at major cities for a while and watch people run a scream. Then get one big one and throw it at the United States, knocking the Earth out of orbit and into the Sun. Mabe while on its way to the Sun I will make the Super Volcano under Yellowstone errupt...

Or I will just slowly take things away (Like cell phones and internet) and watch people destroy themselves. Mabe they will even start a nuke war and just quickly kill themselves off  :)

OR - Wait, i'll stop. So many choices (-Insert evil smiley here-)

[phatyo]

1.Get rid of porn then wait slowly how everyone will go insane!
2.Close down every fast food place !
3. Make it so no more cable tv or digital ect. can work on earth no more :)
4.Make gas prices in the million, Its still there but no one will be able to affored it.
5.make it so theres only chick food left to eat.

then just watch how man will destroy itself.

[Gwen Khan]

Turn into a giant, mechanical planet and eat Earth.

like Unicron? I would ride a giant nuclear bomb dropped from a plane that would trigger a doomsday machine

[mecha_fang]

Turn into a giant, mechanical planet and eat Earth.

like Unicron? I would ride a giant nuclear bomb dropped from a plane that would trigger a doomsday machine

Unicron = epic win.

[Matt]

It would be very simple, all i would have to do is destroy the internet, and bomb all fast-food places.

[Ridley]

I would probably throw small meteors at major cities for a while and watch people run a scream. Then get one big one and throw it at the United States, knocking the Earth out of orbit and into the Sun. Mabe while on its way to the Sun I will make the Super Volcano under Yellowstone errupt...

Or I will just slowly take things away (Like cell phones and internet) and watch people destroy themselves. Mabe they will even start a nuke war and just quickly kill themselves off  :)

OR - Wait, i'll stop. So many choices (-Insert evil smiley here-) >:D

Happy? >:D

[Sports1]

Kill off fast food, cellphones, and American Football, and watch people go insane

I still got Hockey, yes.

[Mutilator7]

I'd set chuck norris loose on them all then turn water into fire

[Fell]

I'd call upon the spartans and double their numbers, no TRIPLE THEIR NUMBERS!!! >:D

[Cakeman]

i'd make Sakurai clones and tell them to take over and destroy the earth...:|?

[Ares300]

Super Final Galick Burning Big Bang KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shujinco2]

Unleash a giant Rose O'Donnel on the world! >:D