Tell me a bedtime story

[Talim]

There once was a user named Redpaige13. He told everyone to tell him a bedtime story....

        HE WAS BEHEADED!!!!!!   :P

Dx

I'm a girl, dangit!!!

Aw, Paige. :(

It's okay, i've been mistaken for a guy many times, which is why I have "I'M A GIRL" in my sig. :O



Anyways, once upon a time, there was a sexy girl named Talim and she was so sexy that everyone bowed down to here because of her sexiness....the end. :)

[Silverhawk79]

Once upon a time, the end.
GETCHER ASS TO BED >:(

[Redpaige13]

There once was a user named Redpaige13. He told everyone to tell him a bedtime story....

        HE WAS BEHEADED!!!!!!   :P

Dx

I'm a girl, dangit!!!

Aw, Paige. :(

It's okay, i've been mistaken for a guy many times, which is why I have "I'M A GIRL" in my sig. :O

I may have to do that as well. D:

[Redpaige13]

Once upon a time, the end.
GETCHER ASS TO BED >:(

Will you tuck me in? :3

[Silverhawk79]

Once upon a time, the end.
GETCHER ASS TO BED >:(

Will you tuck me in? :3

Of course. :3

[Redpaige13]

Once upon a time, the end.
GETCHER ASS TO BED >:(

Will you tuck me in? :3

Of course. :3

Awwwe!! <333

I feel so lurved. :B

[Talim]

Once upon a time, the end.
GETCHER ASS TO BED >:(

Will you tuck me in? :3

Of course. :3

You never tuck me in, Silver. :(

[Silverhawk79]

Once upon a time, the end.
GETCHER ASS TO BED >:(

Will you tuck me in? :3

Of course. :3

You never tuck me in, Silver. :(

Because you've never asked. :(

[Syncopathic]

Once upon a time, the end.
GETCHER ASS TO BED >:(

Will you tuck me in? :3

Of course. :3

You never tuck me in, Silver. :(

Because you've never asked. :(

Will you tuck me in Silver?

[Smashin]

There once was a user named Redpaige13. He told everyone to tell him a bedtime story....

        HE WAS BEHEADED!!!!!!   :P

Dx

I'm a girl, dangit!!!

Aw, Paige. :(
Anyways, once upon a time, there was a sexy girl named Talim and she was so sexy that everyone bowed down to here because of her sexiness....the end. :)

I know it's a story, but please try for more realism. =(

lol jk jk ur not ugli

So. Once upon a time there was a hooker named Ms. Falcon. She was actually a human, but not everyone knew that. So one day, this guy Grapefruit got caught making out with her, and Silver walked in. Well, being a hawk, Silver despises falcons, he didn't waste any time trying to be logical, no. He killed Ms. Falcon and imprisoned Grapefruit in his nest for three weeks. He finally let him out because he was bored and wanted Grapefruit to entertain him. But no. Grapefruit refused to be his sex kitten for he had rights as a fruit (unlike that hooker, of course) and went on strike. This eventually worked, forcing Silver to be kinder and more considerate of Grapefruit, and Grapefruit was once again one happy fruit.

The End.

[Syncopathic]

There once was a user named Redpaige13. He told everyone to tell him a bedtime story....

        HE WAS BEHEADED!!!!!!   :P

Dx

I'm a girl, dangit!!!

Aw, Paige. :(
Anyways, once upon a time, there was a sexy girl named Talim and she was so sexy that everyone bowed down to here because of her sexiness....the end. :)

I know it's a story, but please try for more realism. =(

lol jk jk ur not ugli

So. Once upon a time there was a hooker named Ms. Falcon. She was actually a human, but not everyone knew that. So one day, this guy Grapefruit got caught making out with her, and Silver walked in. Well, being a hawk, Silver despises falcons, he didn't waste any time trying to be logical, no. He killed Ms. Falcon and imprisoned Grapefruit in his nest for three weeks. He finally let him out because he was bored and wanted Grapefruit to entertain him. But no. Grapefruit refused to be his sex kitten for he had rights as a fruit (unlike that hooker, of course) and went on strike. This eventually worked, forcing Silver to be kinder and more considerate of Grapefruit, and Grapefruit was once again one happy fruit.

The End.

Also

as of last week.

Grapefruit=Smashin

[Smashin]

There once was a user named Redpaige13. He told everyone to tell him a bedtime story....

        HE WAS BEHEADED!!!!!!   :P

Dx

I'm a girl, dangit!!!

Aw, Paige. :(
Anyways, once upon a time, there was a sexy girl named Talim and she was so sexy that everyone bowed down to here because of her sexiness....the end. :)

I know it's a story, but please try for more realism. =(

lol jk jk ur not ugli

So. Once upon a time there was a hooker named Ms. Falcon. She was actually a human, but not everyone knew that. So one day, this guy Grapefruit got caught making out with her, and Silver walked in. Well, being a hawk, Silver despises falcons, he didn't waste any time trying to be logical, no. He killed Ms. Falcon and imprisoned Grapefruit in his nest for three weeks. He finally let him out because he was bored and wanted Grapefruit to entertain him. But no. Grapefruit refused to be his sex kitten for he had rights as a fruit (unlike that hooker, of course) and went on strike. This eventually worked, forcing Silver to be kinder and more considerate of Grapefruit, and Grapefruit was once again one happy fruit.

The End.

Also

as of last week.

Grapefruit=Smashin

NO. I AM NOT GRAPEFRUIT. SHUT UP.

[Silverhawk79]

There once was a user named Redpaige13. He told everyone to tell him a bedtime story....

        HE WAS BEHEADED!!!!!!   :P

Dx

I'm a girl, dangit!!!

Aw, Paige. :(
Anyways, once upon a time, there was a sexy girl named Talim and she was so sexy that everyone bowed down to here because of her sexiness....the end. :)

I know it's a story, but please try for more realism. =(

lol jk jk ur not ugli

So. Once upon a time there was a hooker named Ms. Falcon. She was actually a human, but not everyone knew that. So one day, this guy Grapefruit got caught making out with her, and Silver walked in. Well, being a hawk, Silver despises falcons, he didn't waste any time trying to be logical, no. He killed Ms. Falcon and imprisoned Grapefruit in his nest for three weeks. He finally let him out because he was bored and wanted Grapefruit to entertain him. But no. Grapefruit refused to be his sex kitten for he had rights as a fruit (unlike that hooker, of course) and went on strike. This eventually worked, forcing Silver to be kinder and more considerate of Grapefruit, and Grapefruit was once again one happy fruit.

The End.

What a wild imagination you have.
Now get the intercourse  back in there. >:(

[Redpaige13]

There once was a user named Redpaige13. He told everyone to tell him a bedtime story....

        HE WAS BEHEADED!!!!!!   :P

Dx

I'm a girl, dangit!!!

Aw, Paige. :(
Anyways, once upon a time, there was a sexy girl named Talim and she was so sexy that everyone bowed down to here because of her sexiness....the end. :)

I know it's a story, but please try for more realism. =(

lol jk jk ur not ugli

So. Once upon a time there was a hooker named Ms. Falcon. She was actually a human, but not everyone knew that. So one day, this guy Grapefruit got caught making out with her, and Silver walked in. Well, being a hawk, Silver despises falcons, he didn't waste any time trying to be logical, no. He killed Ms. Falcon and imprisoned Grapefruit in his nest for three weeks. He finally let him out because he was bored and wanted Grapefruit to entertain him. But no. Grapefruit refused to be his sex kitten for he had rights as a fruit (unlike that hooker, of course) and went on strike. This eventually worked, forcing Silver to be kinder and more considerate of Grapefruit, and Grapefruit was once again one happy fruit.

The End.

That was teh most awsomest, romantical story I ever heard. :B

[Syncopathic]

There once was a user named Redpaige13. He told everyone to tell him a bedtime story....

        HE WAS BEHEADED!!!!!!   :P

Dx

I'm a girl, dangit!!!

Aw, Paige. :(
Anyways, once upon a time, there was a sexy girl named Talim and she was so sexy that everyone bowed down to here because of her sexiness....the end. :)

I know it's a story, but please try for more realism. =(

lol jk jk ur not ugli

So. Once upon a time there was a hooker named Ms. Falcon. She was actually a human, but not everyone knew that. So one day, this guy Grapefruit got caught making out with her, and Silver walked in. Well, being a hawk, Silver despises falcons, he didn't waste any time trying to be logical, no. He killed Ms. Falcon and imprisoned Grapefruit in his nest for three weeks. He finally let him out because he was bored and wanted Grapefruit to entertain him. But no. Grapefruit refused to be his sex kitten for he had rights as a fruit (unlike that hooker, of course) and went on strike. This eventually worked, forcing Silver to be kinder and more considerate of Grapefruit, and Grapefruit was once again one happy fruit.

The End.

Also

as of last week.

Grapefruit=Smashin

NO. I AM NOT GRAPEFRUIT. SHUT UP.

8:25:05 PM) Ludwig3: GRAPEFRUIT=SMASHIN
(8:25:08 PM) Ludwig3: that is all.
(8:25:15 PM) Grapefruit: SHUT UP
(8:25:23 PM) Ludwig3: I knew it.

Oh hai what's this?