I wonder if any of this works...

[Miiman56]

So why buy a $600 Time Machine when you can get the Wishing Machine for $200 less?  Even if it only grants one wish, you save money on wishing for a time machine.

Besides, the only people that will buy that stuff is crazy in the first place and likely to believe they have actually time-traveled via the purchased device.. o.O

Technically you can travel into the future....If you get it ;)