Perverted Mario?

[Redpaige13]

Last night while inebriated, I was playing Super paper Mario.  And I started thinking, which is both dangerous and scary. 

Japanese people are perverted, there's no doubting that.  I wonder if they would, or have ever though, of making a really perverted Mario game, or if they had ever wanted to add dirty jokes or innuendos into the games?

Mario's a intercourse ing pimp, man.  He's got Peach, Pauline, Rosalina, and he saved Daisy once. 

What would you guys do if they came out with a Mario party-like orgy game? xD 

And we all know that'll NEVER happen, but let your minds dip in the gutter. 

[Tupin]

Play Banjo-Kazooie and enjoy the innuendo.

Or watch these videos for the highlights.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpPnK2Bl0Pk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enbYgl_YcCw&feature=related

[Redpaige13]

Play Banjo-Kazooie and enjoy the innuendo.

Or watch these videos for the highlights.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpPnK2Bl0Pk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enbYgl_YcCw&feature=related

XD  I never noticed those! 

I need to start playing that game again.

[Miiman56]

Personaly i'd buy them and hide them from my parents :-\

[JrDude]

Well since you were thinking of Paper Mario, it made me remember that Peach stripped twice in Paper Mario: TTYD

I might buy the orgy game if it ever came to exist (but in 3-D, not Paper o.O)

[sonicdude164]

Play Banjo-Kazooie and enjoy the innuendo.

Or watch these videos for the highlights.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpPnK2Bl0Pk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enbYgl_YcCw&feature=related

XD  I never noticed those! 

I need to start playing that game again.

Oh yeah I saw that video, pretty funny xD

[Qsmash]

Play Banjo-Kazooie and enjoy the innuendo.

Or watch these videos for the highlights.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpPnK2Bl0Pk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enbYgl_YcCw&feature=related

Wow. Amazing how you can overlook things.  :D

[Lotos]

Play Banjo-Kazooie and enjoy the innuendo.

Or watch these videos for the highlights.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpPnK2Bl0Pk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enbYgl_YcCw&feature=related

So I'm reading one of the comments on that second video:

dude!!!! you are so peverted. look, I am pretty dang sure that they didn't mean things in the game like you so elegantly described! I cannot comprehend why everybody on YouTube is actually bying into this crapola.

This guy obviously does not know Rareware.  On a similar note, have you noticed that in Donkey Kong Country 1, the beaver enemy is named "Gnawty" and a boss level is called "Necky's Nuts?"  ::)

[Tupin]

Play Banjo-Kazooie and enjoy the innuendo.

Or watch these videos for the highlights.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpPnK2Bl0Pk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enbYgl_YcCw&feature=related

So I'm reading one of the comments on that second video:

dude!!!! you are so peverted. look, I am pretty dang sure that they didn't mean things in the game like you so elegantly described! I cannot comprehend why everybody on YouTube is actually bying into this crapola.

This guy obviously does not know Rareware.  On a similar note, have you noticed that in Donkey Kong Country 1, the beaver enemy is named "Gnawty" and a boss level is called "Necky's Nuts?"  ::)

Rareware is famous for their humor.

Most of that was probably planned. I mean, just LOOK at the islands outside Grunty's hut.

[Redpaige13]

Play Banjo-Kazooie and enjoy the innuendo.

Or watch these videos for the highlights.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpPnK2Bl0Pk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enbYgl_YcCw&feature=related

So I'm reading one of the comments on that second video:

dude!!!! you are so peverted. look, I am pretty dang sure that they didn't mean things in the game like you so elegantly described! I cannot comprehend why everybody on YouTube is actually bying into this crapola.

This guy obviously does not know Rareware.  On a similar note, have you noticed that in Donkey Kong Country 1, the beaver enemy is named "Gnawty" and a boss level is called "Necky's Nuts?"  ::)

Rareware is famous for their humor.

Most of that was probably planned. I mean, just LOOK at the islands outside Grunty's hut.

I like the Seamen jokes. :3

[Tupin]

Play Banjo-Kazooie and enjoy the innuendo.

Or watch these videos for the highlights.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpPnK2Bl0Pk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enbYgl_YcCw&feature=related

So I'm reading one of the comments on that second video:

dude!!!! you are so peverted. look, I am pretty dang sure that they didn't mean things in the game like you so elegantly described! I cannot comprehend why everybody on YouTube is actually bying into this crapola.

This guy obviously does not know Rareware.  On a similar note, have you noticed that in Donkey Kong Country 1, the beaver enemy is named "Gnawty" and a boss level is called "Necky's Nuts?"  ::)

Rareware is famous for their humor.

Most of that was probably planned. I mean, just LOOK at the islands outside Grunty's hut.

I like the Seamen jokes. :3

"One doubloon gets you five tankards of Seaman's Brew."

Also, the menu is hilarious. 

[Redpaige13]

"One doubloon gets you five tankards of Seaman's Brew."

Also, the menu is hilarious. 

Kinda depresses me.  I rented Banjo-Tooie once, and I didn't really enjoyed it.  The game just gave me this creepy vibe.

But now I want to like. buy it.  It looks so intercourse ing cool. 

[Tupin]

"One doubloon gets you five tankards of Seaman's Brew."

Also, the menu is hilarious. 

Kinda depresses me.  I rented Banjo-Tooie once, and I didn't really enjoyed it.  The game just gave me this creepy vibe.

But now I want to like. buy it.  It looks so intercourse ing cool. 

Yep, and if you like it, Banjo-Threeie is coming out.

Also, I'm guessing that clock hasn't arrived yet? It's been almost two months.

[Redpaige13]

"One doubloon gets you five tankards of Seaman's Brew."

Also, the menu is hilarious. 

Kinda depresses me.  I rented Banjo-Tooie once, and I didn't really enjoyed it.  The game just gave me this creepy vibe.

But now I want to like. buy it.  It looks so intercourse ing cool. 

Yep, and if you like it, Banjo-Threeie is coming out.

Also, I'm guessing that clock hasn't arrived yet? It's been almost two months.

Isn't that one going to be for the Xbox?

It hasn't arrived yet.  My fiance bought it for me at the beginning of April, and it should be here by today.

If not, I'm... probably going to cry. xD

[Tupin]

"One doubloon gets you five tankards of Seaman's Brew."

Also, the menu is hilarious. 

Kinda depresses me.  I rented Banjo-Tooie once, and I didn't really enjoyed it.  The game just gave me this creepy vibe.

But now I want to like. buy it.  It looks so intercourse ing cool. 

Yep, and if you like it, Banjo-Threeie is coming out.

Also, I'm guessing that clock hasn't arrived yet? It's been almost two months.

Isn't that one going to be for the Xbox?

It hasn't arrived yet.  My fiance bought it for me at the beginning of April, and it should be here by today.

If not, I'm... probably going to cry. xD

Yep, sadly.

Also, it's 5 PM on the west coast. If it hasn't come already today, it won't come today.

Be sure to post pics when you get it.