Post your best joke!

[The Seventh]

Come on, we could use some humor, right?

More than the random humor in the occasional posts.  Even PM each other to make a joint effort joke if you want.

I'll bookmark this and refer to it often...

[Kilroy]

HOW DO YOU GET A DEAD BABY OFF OF THE BOTTOM OF A POOL

TAKE YOUR FOOT OFF IT'S HEAD :D

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[Water ☮]

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog?!

you: No

Neither did she!!

[Zovistograt]

If you covalently bond two hafnium ions together, what do you get?
[spoiler]Holmium![/spoiler]


Best joke I made up myself...

[Kilroy]

If you covalently bond two hafnium ions together, what do you get?
[spoiler]Holmium![/spoiler]


Best joke I made up myself...

I got one from my science book in like November

"OH MY GOSH! I LOST AN ION!"

"ARE YOU SURE???"

"I'M POSITIVE!"

[LinkXLR]

Women's Sports.

[The Seventh]

HOW DO YOU GET A DEAD BABY OFF OF THE BOTTOM OF A POOL

TAKE YOUR FOOT OFF IT'S HEAD :D

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Despite being politcally incorrect...  I still got a chuckle out of that one.

I got one.


Who wants me to post it?  It's about retards, and it might offend some.  If you don't mind stuff like that, click on the spoiler box.

[spoiler]How do you kill a retard?  By handing it a knife.[/spoiler] There's nothing gruesome, though.

If you covalently bond two hafnium ions together, what do you get?
[spoiler]Holmium![/spoiler]


Best joke I made up myself...

I got one from my science book in like November

"OH MY GOSH! I LOST AN ION!"

"ARE YOU SURE???"

"I'M POSITIVE!"

That's a good one!

[Kilroy]

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Mustang?

I DON'T HAVE A MUSTANG IN MY GARAGE LOL




Oh, bad pun

If a Treant falls in a forest, does it make a sound?

*ba dum bish*

[jnfs2014]

If Bob has 2 video games, and Jack takes them away, what does Bob do?

He beats Jack's ass. (Jackass)

[Super]

If you covalently bond two hafnium ions together, what do you get?
[spoiler]Holmium![/spoiler]


Best joke I made up myself...

I got one from my science book in like November

"OH MY GOSH! I LOST AN ION!"

"ARE YOU SURE???"

"I'M POSITIVE!"

Nin would love that joke.

[Triforceman22]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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[Anarchy_Jas]

Women's Sports.

Ya mama.

[Riosan]

Women's Sports.

It's Women's Rights.

lrn2joke

[LinkXLR]

Women's Sports.

It's Women's Rights.

lrn2joke

Both are a joke.

[Flying Chickens]

I don't think we support racism here, so I can't say mine.
Oh well, I guess I've still got my money I'm saving up to buy Vaatix a girlfriend.