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I intercourse ing hate my math teacher.

Started by ChaosEmeralds7, June 21, 2008, 01:43:09 PM

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Tupin

Quote from: Sh0rTi on June 21, 2008, 03:58:22 PM
3rd Grade teacher...

Cussed. Her. Ass. OUT.

No lie.
In the third grade or later?


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Anarchy_Jas

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In third grade. I know, I know, potty mouth to the max. Only reason I didn't get suspended or grounded was because the principal and everyone knew that lady was a ninny and constantly provoked students... she just happened to mess with the wrong one. Did I mention that later that year she actually threw a heavy book bag at one of my closest friends... It was in the middle of the room, and the whole class saw it.
"I know they hope I fall, but tell 'em winning is my muthaeffin protocol."

ChaosEmeralds7

Quote from: Sh0rTi on June 21, 2008, 04:29:23 PM
In third grade. I know, I know, potty mouth to the max. Only reason I didn't get suspended or grounded was because the principal and everyone knew that lady was a b*** and constantly provoked students... she just happened to mess with the wrong one. Did I mention that later that year she actually threw a heavy book bag at one of my closest friends... It was in the middle of the room, and the whole class saw it.
Did she do that for any particular reason?

Anarchy_Jas

Quote from: ChaosEmeralds7 on June 21, 2008, 04:37:43 PM
Quote from: Sh0rTi on June 21, 2008, 04:29:23 PM
In third grade. I know, I know, potty mouth to the max. Only reason I didn't get suspended or grounded was because the principal and everyone knew that lady was a b*** and constantly provoked students... she just happened to mess with the wrong one. Did I mention that later that year she actually threw a heavy book bag at one of my closest friends... It was in the middle of the room, and the whole class saw it.
Did she do that for any particular reason?

Because she was a ninny...

I have no idea why that idiot was like that. Only explanation I have is that she was ign'ant (she doesn't even deserve the 'r'). As for the bookbag thing, one moment we're cleaning out our desks for the end of the year, then the next, the teacher- If you can call it that- was standing over my friend and going off on her. Then she threw it.
"I know they hope I fall, but tell 'em winning is my muthaeffin protocol."

Lotos

Gym teacher.  She looks like a dyke, an ugly one at that.  She's called The General, because she's like a drill sergeant.

Ridley

Quote from: Sh0rTi on June 21, 2008, 04:49:30 PM
Quote from: ChaosEmeralds7 on June 21, 2008, 04:37:43 PM
Quote from: Sh0rTi on June 21, 2008, 04:29:23 PM
In third grade. I know, I know, potty mouth to the max. Only reason I didn't get suspended or grounded was because the principal and everyone knew that lady was a b*** and constantly provoked students... she just happened to mess with the wrong one. Did I mention that later that year she actually threw a heavy book bag at one of my closest friends... It was in the middle of the room, and the whole class saw it.
Did she do that for any particular reason?

Because she was a b***...

I have no idea why that idiot was like that. Only explanation I have is that she was ign'ant (she doesn't even deserve the 'r'). As for the bookbag thing, one moment we're cleaning out our desks for the end of the year, then the next, the teacher- If you can call it that- was standing over my friend and going off on her. Then she threw it.

Did she get fired or what?
...Friend codes were probably implemented by the same people who wanted tripping in Brawl...
...It's quite obvious...

Tupin

Quote from: Ridley on June 21, 2008, 08:18:00 PM
Quote from: Sh0rTi on June 21, 2008, 04:49:30 PM
Quote from: ChaosEmeralds7 on June 21, 2008, 04:37:43 PM
Quote from: Sh0rTi on June 21, 2008, 04:29:23 PM
In third grade. I know, I know, potty mouth to the max. Only reason I didn't get suspended or grounded was because the principal and everyone knew that lady was a b*** and constantly provoked students... she just happened to mess with the wrong one. Did I mention that later that year she actually threw a heavy book bag at one of my closest friends... It was in the middle of the room, and the whole class saw it.
Did she do that for any particular reason?

Because she was a b***...

I have no idea why that idiot was like that. Only explanation I have is that she was ign'ant (she doesn't even deserve the 'r'). As for the bookbag thing, one moment we're cleaning out our desks for the end of the year, then the next, the teacher- If you can call it that- was standing over my friend and going off on her. Then she threw it.

Did she get fired or what?
She definitely would get fired where I went to school.


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Tuppy frightens me with his knowledge of legacy technology.

Doodle

Most of my teachers aren't really that bad.
It's mostly the subs that I hate.
YEAH

Anarchy_Jas

Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 21, 2008, 08:36:11 PM
Quote from: Ridley on June 21, 2008, 08:18:00 PM
Quote from: Sh0rTi on June 21, 2008, 04:49:30 PM
Quote from: ChaosEmeralds7 on June 21, 2008, 04:37:43 PM
Quote from: Sh0rTi on June 21, 2008, 04:29:23 PM
In third grade. I know, I know, potty mouth to the max. Only reason I didn't get suspended or grounded was because the principal and everyone knew that lady was a b*** and constantly provoked students... she just happened to mess with the wrong one. Did I mention that later that year she actually threw a heavy book bag at one of my closest friends... It was in the middle of the room, and the whole class saw it.
Did she do that for any particular reason?

Because she was a b***...

I have no idea why that idiot was like that. Only explanation I have is that she was ign'ant (she doesn't even deserve the 'r'). As for the bookbag thing, one moment we're cleaning out our desks for the end of the year, then the next, the teacher- If you can call it that- was standing over my friend and going off on her. Then she threw it.

Did she get fired or what?
She definitely would get fired where I went to school.

Believe me, she wasn't there anymore after that.
"I know they hope I fall, but tell 'em winning is my muthaeffin protocol."

ChaosEmeralds7

Quote from: DOODLEboy99 on June 21, 2008, 08:53:01 PM
Most of my teachers aren't really that bad.
It's mostly the subs that I hate.
The subs at my school kick major ass. There's this one who, when a kid said the amount of work the teacher left was madness, jumped up on the desk in front of the kid (which was empty) yelled "Madness? THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAA!" and kicked the kids books over. Everyone cracked up at that.

Totla

Quote from: DOODLEboy99 on June 21, 2008, 08:53:01 PM
Most of my teachers aren't really that bad.
It's mostly the subs that I hate.
One of the subs at my school (the best one there) plays WoW and is an internet regular. He was intercourse ing awesome.
Another looked like a bad prostitute, and actually went outside to smoke for ten minutes in class, and had someone go get her a coffee.

Jono2

also, my physics teacher this year (12) was really awful.  he tried to be good, but he just sucked.  his wife had a baby halfway through the semester and he seemed to just give up after that.  Anyone in that class that takes physics next year in U1 is probably screwed.

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Quote from: famy on January 30, 2008, 08:36:30 PM
is big willy unleashed a will smith game

...I'm not even gonna touch this one.

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Java

I had this wonderful math teacher this past year, who couldn't teach if her life depended on it.
Her tests were completely irrelevant to the little bit she taught us and she taught the lessons so fast that nobody understood them. The whole class HATED her. There's something wrong when the whole entire class hates you. Oh and I studied so hard for that lady's final exam and I got a B+. Somehow I managed to get a B- in her class.

This was for Algebra II Honors.
The BEST part is that I have her for the next 2 years for Math Analysis Honors and Pre-Cal! ;D

extraz

my high school math teachers. They just couldn't explain poop to me and never helped me.

They were sexist and only helped the females in the class.

Miiman56

8th grade math teacher.
He doesn't teach us anything he just gives us a page and says to do it. He doesn't even check it. I stopped doing the work after the 2nd semester. Overall I got a C in his class :|