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Started by Kaz, June 29, 2008, 11:49:36 PM

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If you saw Kaz in a dark alley, what would you do?

Greet him casually and talk about vidya games
17 (41.5%)
Go on a romantic candlelight dinner with him
2 (4.9%)
Make sweet love to him
9 (22%)
Rape him
7 (17.1%)
Gun him down
3 (7.3%)
Run away
1 (2.4%)
Steal his wallet
7 (17.1%)
Pass by him without even acknowledging his existence
8 (19.5%)
Go on an adventure with him
10 (24.4%)
Redesign his teeth with your fist
2 (4.9%)
Call him names
2 (4.9%)
Exchange phone numbers with him
3 (7.3%)
Throw salt in his eyes
3 (7.3%)
Have a guitar battle with him
6 (14.6%)
Help him rearrange his sock and underwear drawer
2 (4.9%)
Kiss him passionately
5 (12.2%)
Give him candy
2 (4.9%)
Enjoy a nice, cold Mountain Dew with him
8 (19.5%)
Shine his shoes
1 (2.4%)
Urinate on him
3 (7.3%)
Go to Otakon and cosplay as TOS characters with him
9 (22%)
Discuss the finer points of binary fission with him
3 (7.3%)
Smile and nod at him
11 (26.8%)
Kick his shins
4 (9.8%)
Slit his throat, gut him, eat his liver, and rape the remains
2 (4.9%)

Total Members Voted: 41

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Riosan

#15
June 30, 2008, 04:39:28 AM
Greet him casually and talk about vidya games
And then I would steal your wallet while raping you. <3
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SkyMyl

#16
June 30, 2008, 05:41:27 AM
*Smiles and nods*
*Exchanges phone numbers*
*Goes on an adventure*

captainjacksparrow

#17
June 30, 2008, 05:47:29 AM
talk about vidya games, enjoy nice cold moutian dew then GUN HIM DOWN.

Kilroy

#18
June 30, 2008, 06:50:10 AM
Smile/Nod
Kick shins
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Kaz

#19
June 30, 2008, 01:56:21 PM
Quote from: `Matt` on June 30, 2008, 04:31:03 AM
Smile and nod at him
Greet him casually and talk about vidya games
Pass by him without even acknowledging his existence


Only three things I would do if I did ever see you, besides talk about music, which wasn't a option, and if it was... then oh well, didn't see it.

I figured that it'd be more likely for one to talk about vidya games to me than music. Oh well.
Quote<+Mithos> My mom grounded me for being gay.

Tupin

#20
June 30, 2008, 02:03:02 PM
Smile and nod, and then casually greet him and talk about vidya games.


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Silverhawk79

#21
June 30, 2008, 02:07:25 PM
Vidya games, adventure, and then Mountain Dew.
In that order.

Spam

#22
June 30, 2008, 02:07:59 PM
Talk games, go on an adventure, or smile and nod at him.

jnfs2014

#23
June 30, 2008, 02:22:07 PM
Talk to him about video games, mountain dew, and steal his wallet simultaneously.

PsychoYoshi

#24
June 30, 2008, 02:22:47 PM
I wouldn't make sweet love to Kaz. I'd make sweet, sweet, sweet love to Kaz. <3

Friendly Hostile

#25
June 30, 2008, 02:37:23 PM
Help him rearrange his sock drawer, go to Otakon with him and then make sweet love.  The perfect day <3

major tom

#26
June 30, 2008, 03:57:05 PM
Let's make sweet love, have a guitar duel, and go to Otakon.

Eizweir

#27
June 30, 2008, 04:39:21 PM
Smile and nod, Vidya games, then EPIC GUITAR BATTLE.
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Ares300

#28
June 30, 2008, 06:48:13 PM
Smile, nod, and share a nice refreshing mountain dew. :)

sonicdude164

#29
June 30, 2008, 08:00:27 PM
I would so have a intercourse ing guitar battle with you.
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