this is THE MOST b/s packed e-mail in the history of E-mail:

[DIMENTIO1]

COPIED & PASTED

From office of the Director,
Project Implementation Unit
Eskom,Republic of South Africa
Direct-tel-line*censored*

DEAR SIR/MADAM,

I KNOW THAT THIS PROPOSAL MAY COME TO YOU AS A SURPRISE, ESPECIALY HAVING TO COME FROM SOMEONE YOU HAVE NOT MET BEFORE, BUT I WOULD LIKE YOU TO CO-OPERATE WITH ME SO THAT THIS US$35M USD WILL BE RELEASED AND TRANSFERRED INTO YOUR ACCOUNT.

MY NAME IS MR TROY SMITH, THE CHAIRMAN OF CONTRACT AWARD COMMITTEE OF ESKOM PTY LTD SOUTH AFRICA. IT IS MY PROFOUND INTENTION TO CONTACT YOU FOR THIS VERY IMPORTANT AND HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL TRANSACTION FOR THE TRANSFER OF US$35,000,000,00 INTO YOUR ACCOUNT .

THE US$35,000,000,00 WAS THE OVER ESTIMATED BALANCE FROM THE CONTRACTS AWARDED TO BOTH FOREIGN AND LOCAL CONTRACTORS THE REAL CONTRACT VALUE WAS $120 MILLION DOLLARS BUT IT WAS OVER ESTIMATED TO US$155,000,000,00(ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY FIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY).THE CONTRACT HAS BEEN SUCCESSFULY EXECUTED BY THE CONTRACTORS AND THEIR CONTRACT SUM OF (US$120M) HAS BEEN PAID TO THEM,LEAVING OUR OVER ESTIMATED BALANCE OF (US$35,000,000,00) THIRTY FIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS STILL PENDING AT THE BANK.

RIGHT NOW, WE ARE LEFT WITH THIS OVER ESTIMATED BALANCE OF(US$35M) WHICH IS STILL FLOATING AT THE ESCROW ACCOUNT IN THE SOUTH AFRICAN RESERVE BANK,AWAITING FINAL PAYMENT TO ANY RELIABLE FOREIGN BANK ACCOUNT YOU MAY PROVIDE.

I AM THEREFORE ASKING YOU TO CO-OPERATE WITH ME SO THAT THE FUND WILL BE RELEASED AND TRANSFERRED INTO YOUR ACCOUNT.

IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN THIS MY PROPOSAL, REPLY ME SO THAT WE CAN NEGOTIATE YOUR PERCENTAGE BEFORE WE PROCEED.

HOWEVER, WHEN THE FUND IS TRANSFERRED INTO YOUR ACCOUNT OVER THERE, I SHALL OBTAIN VISA AND TRAVEL WITH MY FAMILY OVER THERE FOR MY OWN SHARE OF THIS MONEY IN THIS REGARD,I WOULD LIKE YOU TO SEND ME THE FOLLOWING INFORMATIONS THROUGH THE EMAIL ADDRESS BELOW FOR SECURITY REASONS.

YOUR NAME:

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YOUR OCCUPATION:

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YOUR ADDRESS:

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YOUR PRIVATE PHONE / FAX NUMBERS:



me: L-O-L W-U-T-?

and the name "Troy Smith" is the name that took him 5 hrs to think of so he would sound, or at least try to sound, professional :D

[Vidiot]

COPIED & PASTED

From office of the Director,
Project Implementation Unit
Eskom,Republic of South Africa
Direct-tel-line*censored*

DEAR SIR/MADAM,

I KNOW THAT THIS PROPOSAL MAY COME TO YOU AS A SURPRISE, ESPECIALY HAVING TO COME FROM SOMEONE YOU HAVE NOT MET BEFORE, BUT I WOULD LIKE YOU TO CO-OPERATE WITH ME SO THAT THIS US$35M USD WILL BE RELEASED AND TRANSFERRED INTO YOUR ACCOUNT.

MY NAME IS MR TROY SMITH, THE CHAIRMAN OF CONTRACT AWARD COMMITTEE OF ESKOM PTY LTD SOUTH AFRICA. IT IS MY PROFOUND INTENTION TO CONTACT YOU FOR THIS VERY IMPORTANT AND HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL TRANSACTION FOR THE TRANSFER OF US$35,000,000,00 INTO YOUR ACCOUNT .

THE US$35,000,000,00 WAS THE OVER ESTIMATED BALANCE FROM THE CONTRACTS AWARDED TO BOTH FOREIGN AND LOCAL CONTRACTORS THE REAL CONTRACT VALUE WAS $120 MILLION DOLLARS BUT IT WAS OVER ESTIMATED TO US$155,000,000,00(ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY FIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY).THE CONTRACT HAS BEEN SUCCESSFULY EXECUTED BY THE CONTRACTORS AND THEIR CONTRACT SUM OF (US$120M) HAS BEEN PAID TO THEM,LEAVING OUR OVER ESTIMATED BALANCE OF (US$35,000,000,00) THIRTY FIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS STILL PENDING AT THE BANK.

RIGHT NOW, WE ARE LEFT WITH THIS OVER ESTIMATED BALANCE OF(US$35M) WHICH IS STILL FLOATING AT THE ESCROW ACCOUNT IN THE SOUTH AFRICAN RESERVE BANK,AWAITING FINAL PAYMENT TO ANY RELIABLE FOREIGN BANK ACCOUNT YOU MAY PROVIDE.

I AM THEREFORE ASKING YOU TO CO-OPERATE WITH ME SO THAT THE FUND WILL BE RELEASED AND TRANSFERRED INTO YOUR ACCOUNT.

IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN THIS MY PROPOSAL, REPLY ME SO THAT WE CAN NEGOTIATE YOUR PERCENTAGE BEFORE WE PROCEED.

HOWEVER, WHEN THE FUND IS TRANSFERRED INTO YOUR ACCOUNT OVER THERE, I SHALL OBTAIN VISA AND TRAVEL WITH MY FAMILY OVER THERE FOR MY OWN SHARE OF THIS MONEY IN THIS REGARD,I WOULD LIKE YOU TO SEND ME THE FOLLOWING INFORMATIONS THROUGH THE EMAIL ADDRESS BELOW FOR SECURITY REASONS.

YOUR NAME:

-----------------------------
YOUR OCCUPATION:

-----------------------------
YOUR ADDRESS:

-----------------------------
YOUR PRIVATE PHONE / FAX NUMBERS:



me: L-O-L W-U-T-?

and the name "Troy Smith" is the name that took him 5 hrs to think of so he would sound, or at least try to sound, professional :D

Get things like that all the time.

SPAM

The latest one is the stupid "Your an Ebay Powerseller!" spams. I don't even sell anything on ebay. It says "click this link to log on and claim your Powerseller status!". When you put your mouse over it it's like a WEIRD link with the word "ebay" at the very end >_>. SO SPAMMY

[Java]

What's with all the caps?

[Jono2]

thats why you use seperate emails for signing up for stuff and talking to friends. :P

[Bob-ombs]

lulz. He shall obtain Visa  :O

@ Vidiot, we get ebay scam emails all the time too.  >:(

[Ridley]

I would like to see him tell you that in person

[blue_slime]

I wonder if anyone has ever done this, like setting up a new shared account with the guy.  Of course, the scam is that once he has access to your bank account he'll take everything out, but what if it's a new one and there's little there? :P

[NintendoGuy121]

I love crap like that. XD They're hilariously fake, so I sometimes forward them to other people. XD  *is king of forwards*

[DIMENTIO1]

obviously, this guy phails. first off, he used caps ( prolly coz hes in a rush ) and also he doesnt give a dam >_> nor do i care, its prolly some sorta gag or robbery/murder attempt :D

[JMV]

I once replied to one of those guys calling them a fag.*



*In reality I have no problem with homosexuality.

[DIMENTIO1]

I once replied to one of those guys calling them a fag.*



*In reality I have no problem with homosexuality.

lol, i sed "go F*** urself " LOL

[TheKoopaBros.]

I once got that same e-mail written in spanish.

I lol'd then deleted it smiling all the way. :D

[DIMENTIO1]

I once got that same e-mail written in spanish.

I lol'd then deleted it smiling all the way. :D

lol:

yo tengo un proposition de trenta millones pesos

LOL

[Johnny Ringo]

This guy is in the know, caps are cruise controll for cool.

[DIMENTIO1]

This guy is in the know, caps are cruise controll for cool.

ummm.... wut?