The POMF History Museum

[Llama on Steroids]

Like many of you vaginas know, the word POMF incredibly overrused these days by "POMF" members of NSFCD. Of course we don't blame them, being POMF is a title better than Administrator. Well anyway, for you Un-POMF members of NSFCD, we would like to welcome you to The POMF History Museum, where you will learn how POMF began.

[Llama on Steroids]

POMF: The Beginnage
A Walkthrough Exhibit for the Children.



POMF has a long, long history full of hardships and difficulties that it ultimately overcame because of POMF's POMFness.

In the early years of POMF, it was still just a seed of the mother and father plants of OMG and ZOMG.

Here's how it started. When two dumbasses that were full of POMF started talking to each other on IRC, sexy things started to happen.

Amazingly, they come up with the most winnage word ever known to the planet Venus.

Of course, that word is POMF. Of course, the two dumbasses that were full of POMF is Lavamania and SUPERKOOL.

Recruits were hard to find back then, POMF people are very hard to find. But eventually, we recruited Samus1212 a.k.a Dawei to join this POMFness.

Together we butt-raped hamsters, dug holes in forests, and ate beans.

Until Dawei and Super told me to join a forum known as NSF, and I swore I would not sleep until the forums of NSF would bleed POMF out of their penis.


EARLY ARTIFACTS OF POMF:
PIMP Pikachu
The Cheesecake Factory
Jamzer the Bot:

[Llama on Steroids]

POMFtionary
A dictionary of POMF words for you chicken poops.


POMF
Not much to say here except POMF > Everything Else

NAWQ
No, there is no Pepto Bismol in the cabinet.

TAWNU
Indeed there is a penguin in the freezer.

RANDLESHIZM
Hershey's Chocolate on sale at 7 Eleven only $1.99!

NBOCROD
I own a box of twenty-four crayons.

ULTIMATE WINNAGE
Please don't yell, I was hungry.

CZERCHGRODILE
Have you seen that movie where that kid Johnny is, like, the ultimate kind of kid that knows how to buckle seatbelts with his mojo?

UES
Sergeant, I forgot my box of concrete pretzels.

LOCE
I didn't know monkeys liked ham.

FOURTHMEAL
I have the screaming poops.

D:
My thorax bleeds when quails are mentioned in conversations concerning plastic surgery.

MOAR CUMIN SOON

[Llama on Steroids]

PEOPLE THAT ARE POMF:

Masters of POMF:
Lavamania
SUPERKOOL

POMF People:
Dawei

Apprentices of POMF:
Sync
Mackormoses

[Macawmoses]

I am forgotten =(

[Mystic]

lol

peace out motherfucker

[Doodle]

...what.

[Super]

lol

peace out motherfucker

Quit being so wrong.

[Silverhawk79]

Being POMF is better than Admin?
Damniiiiiit.

[The Riddler]

Plenty of Mother Fucking?

Pissed off Mother Fucker?

...

wut.

[Friendly Hostile]

lol

peace out motherfucker

Quit being so wrong.

Urban dictionary never lies.

[Llama on Steroids]

Being POMF is better than Admin?
Damniiiiiit.

Make me admin and quit breaking the forums and I'll make you POMF.

[Mystic]

lol

peace out motherfucker

Quit being so wrong.

Quit intercourse ing Hilary Clinton.

[Super]

The FCD/NSFCD Camping Trip is also intercourse ing POMF.

You guys should read it.

[Kaz]

I wish I could be POMF.  :(