SSBB official strategy guide

[tibar21]

I'm not going to argue with you because a) you are retarded, and b) I can't understand what you are saying half the time.

i meant the player themself can control whether the character they're using sucks. But they can't control if the character is broken. Meta Knight's moves are rapid and hard to dodge, but a lot of characters are like that too. and don't call me a retard you idiot.

[Java]

I'm not going to argue with you because a) you are retarded, and b) I can't understand what you are saying half the time.

Is he the same person that used to have the Pillsbury Doughboy avy?

[Ridley]

Wow, lots of bickering :|

I just see all characters as the same, and I beat them fine on that belief  ;)

Rob
Owns
Brawl

[HTA!]

Wow, lots of bickering :|

I just see all characters as the same, and I beat them fine on that belief  ;)

Rob
Owns
Brawl

Unless
Your
Snake

[tibar21]

I'm not going to argue with you because a) you are retarded, and b) I can't understand what you are saying half the time.

Is he the same person that used to have the Pillsbury Doughboy avy?

yes i am. i wasn't on the forums so long i forgot my password, so i had to make a new account.

[QingXin]

Wow, lots of bickering :|

I just see all characters as the same, and I beat them fine on that belief  ;)

Rob
Owns
Brawl

Unless
Your
Snake

U.Y.S.? What does that stand for? Up Your Shaft? Woops, crossed the line, there.

[Cornwad]

I'm not going to argue with you because a) you are retarded, and b) I can't understand what you are saying half the time.

i meant the player themself can control whether the character they're using sucks. But they can't control if the character is broken. Meta Knight's moves are rapid and hard to dodge, but a lot of characters are like that too. and don't call me a retard you idiot.

But Meta Knight has the Dimensional Infinity Cape of something that starts with a K...
name another character that's as broken as that. Ike has nothing that makes him even close to broken.

[Neerb]

The guide is retarted, and a perfect example is it's Pikachu profile:  it says "Pikachu is one of the fastest characters in the game," "Pikachu's upward smash is very effective at KO'ing an opponent," "Skull Bash is extremely powerful," "Pikachu is also one of the few characters that can jump of walls," and "It takes a bit of work to master Pikachu's unique attacks, but once you have them down, it can be difficult to handle for many characters."  Sounds pretty good, right?  Well, then you check out the overall rating they gave him:  5 out of 10.  WTH??
Also, "Fox has a lot more variety with his special moves than Falco or Wolf."  What??  Have they played the game???  Plus there's the fact that Diddy Kong, Falco, Fox, Captain Falcon, and Sonic are all 10/10 speed.  Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Sonic just a bit faster than Diddy Kong?  :|

[tibar21]

I'm not going to argue with you because a) you are retarded, and b) I can't understand what you are saying half the time.

i meant the player themself can control whether the character they're using sucks. But they can't control if the character is broken. Meta Knight's moves are rapid and hard to dodge, but a lot of characters are like that too. and don't call me a retard you idiot.

But Meta Knight has the Dimensional Infinity Cape of something that starts with a K...
name another character that's as broken as that. Ike has nothing that makes him even close to broken.

i have no idea what ur talking about. are u saying that meta knight has a special technique that makes him invincible?

[Neerb]

I'm not going to argue with you because a) you are retarded, and b) I can't understand what you are saying half the time.

i meant the player themself can control whether the character they're using sucks. But they can't control if the character is broken. Meta Knight's moves are rapid and hard to dodge, but a lot of characters are like that too. and don't call me a retard you idiot.

But Meta Knight has the Dimensional Infinity Cape of something that starts with a K...
name another character that's as broken as that. Ike has nothing that makes him even close to broken.

i have no idea what ur talking about. are u saying that meta knight has a special technique that makes him invincible?

He's talking about Meta Knight's teleporting ability.

[Cornwad]

I'm not going to argue with you because a) you are retarded, and b) I can't understand what you are saying half the time.

i meant the player themself can control whether the character they're using sucks. But they can't control if the character is broken. Meta Knight's moves are rapid and hard to dodge, but a lot of characters are like that too. and don't call me a retard you idiot.

But Meta Knight has the Dimensional Infinity Cape of something that starts with a K...
name another character that's as broken as that. Ike has nothing that makes him even close to broken.

i have no idea what ur talking about. are u saying that meta knight has a special technique that makes him invincible?

Yep. Meta Knight can disappear for an infinite amount of time, or until the player's hands get tired at any rate. No one can hit him, he's just not there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdmwKfPchms

[tibar21]

I'm not going to argue with you because a) you are retarded, and b) I can't understand what you are saying half the time.

i meant the player themself can control whether the character they're using sucks. But they can't control if the character is broken. Meta Knight's moves are rapid and hard to dodge, but a lot of characters are like that too. and don't call me a retard you idiot.

But Meta Knight has the Dimensional Infinity Cape of something that starts with a K...
name another character that's as broken as that. Ike has nothing that makes him even close to broken.

i have no idea what ur talking about. are u saying that meta knight has a special technique that makes him invincible?

Yep. Meta Knight can disappear for an infinite amount of time, or until the player's hands get tired at any rate. No one can hit him, he's just not there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdmwKfPchms

that's what i was talking about when i said meta knight's mostly broken because of special techs like that. casual gamers don't do that kind of thing, that's why more casual gamers will say Ike is broken.

[Cornwad]

I'm not going to argue with you because a) you are retarded, and b) I can't understand what you are saying half the time.

i meant the player themself can control whether the character they're using sucks. But they can't control if the character is broken. Meta Knight's moves are rapid and hard to dodge, but a lot of characters are like that too. and don't call me a retard you idiot.

But Meta Knight has the Dimensional Infinity Cape of something that starts with a K...
name another character that's as broken as that. Ike has nothing that makes him even close to broken.

i have no idea what ur talking about. are u saying that meta knight has a special technique that makes him invincible?

Yep. Meta Knight can disappear for an infinite amount of time, or until the player's hands get tired at any rate. No one can hit him, he's just not there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdmwKfPchms

that's what i was talking about when i said meta knight's mostly broken because of special techs like that. casual gamers don't do that kind of thing, that's why more casual gamers will say Ike is broken.

Exactly. Only uneducated people think that Ike is broken. In reality, he isn't :)

[tibar21]

I'm not going to argue with you because a) you are retarded, and b) I can't understand what you are saying half the time.

i meant the player themself can control whether the character they're using sucks. But they can't control if the character is broken. Meta Knight's moves are rapid and hard to dodge, but a lot of characters are like that too. and don't call me a retard you idiot.

But Meta Knight has the Dimensional Infinity Cape of something that starts with a K...
name another character that's as broken as that. Ike has nothing that makes him even close to broken.

i have no idea what ur talking about. are u saying that meta knight has a special technique that makes him invincible?

Yep. Meta Knight can disappear for an infinite amount of time, or until the player's hands get tired at any rate. No one can hit him, he's just not there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdmwKfPchms

that's what i was talking about when i said meta knight's mostly broken because of special techs like that. casual gamers don't do that kind of thing, that's why more casual gamers will say Ike is broken.

Exactly. Only uneducated people think that Ike is broken. In reality, he isn't :)

i'm not uneducated, i'm a casual gamer that doesn't rely on techs. Ike can kill at 30% in an average sized stage. there's no way you can say that Ike isn't broken.

[Cornwad]

The only problem is that that move is incredibly easy to avoid, as are most of Ike's moves.
You can easily just roll behind him and counter attack, then watch as he struggles to return to the stage :P