Post a good paradox.

darkmario · September 16, 2008, 05:41:55 PM

Well as my first freshmen English 1 assignment we are studying literary terms and one of the is paradox.
I think there kind of funny and they make people think,sooooooo post some that you know.
NOTE!:All robots should cover there ears.

:robottongue: well I warned you...

Here's one: This sentence is a lie.

Zovistograt · September 16, 2008, 05:43:52 PM

You go back in time to kill your grandfather so that you will not be born to go back in time to kill your grandfather.

Are time paradoxi better?

SkyMyl · September 16, 2008, 05:51:01 PM

Quote from: RyzakA woman tries to find her favorite necklace to wear, but can't find it in her house. She goes back in time and takes one from herself in the past, and returns to the future. But the past her will travel back in time because her necklace is missing, and take the necklace from her past self. But...

It could go on forever...

Or

QuoteThe statement below is a lie.
The statement above is true.

darkmario · September 16, 2008, 06:01:26 PM

Those are pretty good,lets see what the robot thinks :robotindifferent: robot,robot ROBOT!!!!

Kilroy · September 16, 2008, 06:09:08 PM

Go forwards in time to when we can manipulate what gender our offspring can be, bring that technology back to before you were born, and change your gender to the opposite, then go back to the present.

Did that make sense? >_>

Mystic · September 16, 2008, 06:21:05 PM

Back to the Future

Tahrann · September 16, 2008, 06:45:10 PM

The best path is the one not followed.

TheDarkChief · September 16, 2008, 08:35:47 PM

YOU CAN'T KILL OCELOT SNAKE, THAT'S A TIME PARADOX!
*do doo doooooo*

Hero_Of_Time1 · September 17, 2008, 12:02:12 PM

To have free will you need law and order.

Nayrman · September 17, 2008, 12:07:01 PM

Futurama had a perfect one: Fry goes back in time, ends up doing his grandmother, therefore he is is own grandfather

Red · September 17, 2008, 12:10:10 PM

Build a time machine. Wait 10 minutes, then go back 5 minutes in time (5 minutes before you entered the machine), and destroy your time machine.

Friendly Hostile · September 17, 2008, 12:43:03 PM

The closer you get to the speed of light, the slower things seem to go.

Silverhawk79 · September 17, 2008, 01:13:17 PM

Would a friendly hostile be a good one?
LOL GET IT

darkmario · September 17, 2008, 03:01:25 PM

Lol,some good ones.
But a lot of time ones...

Nayrman · September 17, 2008, 03:30:40 PM

Another one:
Go forward in time and change gender, go back and do yourself. Therefore you can have your child genetically be...YOU!

Kinda wierd but feasible XD

Post a good paradox.

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