They say storm's a-comin'. I'd say it's already here.

[Silverhawk79]

God forbid I (or anyone for that matter) miss out on reading this complex and wonderful piece of writing.  Seriously, I did read some of it, but, alas, I got bored.  I did indirectly learn something new from it though.

To be fair, I didn't read it either.

I made it half-way through.

I'd expect as much from you. But assumptions aside, if you can't read my posts, don't post in my threads.

What about if we skim it, do we still get to post?

Only if you are prepared to write a seven-hundred word essay, discussing the various rhetorical technics used in my post. This, of course, is to be written entirely in haiku.

Sad thing is, I could probably do it.

[Dill]

God forbid I (or anyone for that matter) miss out on reading this complex and wonderful piece of writing.  Seriously, I did read some of it, but, alas, I got bored.  I did indirectly learn something new from it though.

To be fair, I didn't read it either.

I made it half-way through.

I'd expect as much from you. But assumptions aside, if you can't read my posts, don't post in my threads.

What about if we skim it, do we still get to post?

Only if you are prepared to write a seven-hundred word essay, discussing the various rhetorical technics used in my post. This, of course, is to be written entirely in haiku.

Sad thing is, I could probably do it.

I doubt that. You don't even know what I'm talking about most of the time.