Sorry, Chicago.

[Super]

Oh well. Go Red Sox.

Oh, and before you say you only like them because they just won the world series... No. Shut the hell up. I've been a Red Sox fan my whole life.

Red Sox suck.

All Red Sox fans are intercourse ing idiots who love failure. Because that's what the Red Sox are. Failures.

All the other teams are better simply because Red Sox, being the worst team, have the worst fans, who are annoying as poop, and have no business being alive.



Stop being proud about nothing worth being proud of.




Baseball sucks.

[Nayrman]

I've been a Red Sox fan my whole life.

If I could have a dollar for every time I've seen some stuck-up Red Sox fan feel the need to assert that they've been a fan all their life...

because most of them are bandwagoners who only like them now because they've won a couple times, you know, like all the yankee fans and how they'll completely desert their team if they start doing poorly!