Don't Panic (A Post-Apocalyptic, Semi-Literate RP)

[Anarchy_Jas]

"He said 'we'," Jas states. "So no, that wouldn't include you," she says sarcastically. "But really. Come on, let's keep looking around."

[THEBIRD]

"Okay," Solon agreed, although he still wasn't sure what was going on. "So... Which way are we going? Oh, and what did you two call yourselves again?"

[Light]

"I'm Harver, and this is Jas," he said, motioning to the brunette next to him.

[THEBIRD]

"Harver, Jas," Solon said, acknowledging their names. "Ha, it's kind of funny that I know your names before I even know my own... Well, anyway, which way are we headed?"

[Anarchy_Jas]

"Back towards the coast," Jas starts walking in that direction. She's already some distance away, seeing how hasty she can get. "That's where we were supposed to be searching. It's kinda my fault that we're in this forest, but that shouldn't matter now..."

[THEBIRD]

Solon followed her, taking in his surroundings. "So, what exactly are we looking for?" he called out, feeling stupid for having so many questions. He was starting to feel like a nuisance, too, and the last thing he wanted was for these people to kick him out of their group. He wasn't sure what they were like yet, so he couldn't avoid pushing their buttons if he said or did something wrong.

[Anarchy_Jas]

"More people to eat," the girl says nonchalantly, waving her hand around to make it seem like such a thing was ordinary. She's sure that Harver would be annoyed with her for bringing the cannibalism joke back up, and that Solon would want to avoid her from this point on, but man the tension and mood is killing her. "Maybe a rat or two for roasting as well, but mainly more people."

[THEBIRD]

"O-Oh," Solon stuttered. "So... This is what we do now? I mean, there isn't any more food left on this world? We've got to... eat each other? Er, so, uh, does this mean you're going to eat me? Because, you don't have to! You know, I could, become one of you. I'll eat a human, I can be a cannibal! For all we know, I was one before this. And, I bet I taste really bad, too. Oh, and you know what else is perfect? I have really sharp teeth! Yeah, that'll help me bite through the tough skin! And that means we could call me Hannibal Lector! But, if you're going to eat me, could you please give me a heads up?" Solon continued rambling on and on, scared, confused, and completely oblivious. His amnesia was leaving him with almost no people skills at all.

[Anarchy_Jas]

By the time Solon gets to that last question, Jas is mentally rolling around and laughing. "Well, some of us have to be kept alive for reproduction purposes... But don't count on it, delicious-looking one. That's why we all sleep with one eye open around here." A twig snaps, cracking through the eerily quiet day. "Watch you back," she looks back, grinning hungrily.

[THEBIRD]

Solon turned white. "Reproductive purposes..." He followed, cautiously, once in a while glancing at Harver. "Um, so, can I be kept for that?" He wasn't sure he wanted to be here. Were these people for real? Then again, Solon reasoned, it'd be much easier to be part of the cannibals, then hiding in fear, not knowing where they'd strike next.

[Light]

"Don't worry; she switches off," Harver said reassuringly to Solon.

[Anarchy_Jas]

"Of course," Jas continues to make her way out of the forest. She lets the silence of the pause take over for a few moments. "But you still won't be guaranteed the promise of living the next day, hour, minute, second. Whenever we need to eat, we eat. Whoever happens to be the most vulnerable... well it sucks to be them."

((Nice way to call Jas a ho' LS. xD))

[THEBIRD]

Solon couldn't help but worry. But he was sleep-deprived, had amnesia, and just found out the world was destroyed - or something like that - he could have been easily set off. But now, he didn't feel like he'd be able to get any sleep when he was walking with a girl claiming to be a cannibal.

"It's the middle of the night, you can't be hungry now," Solon argued. "Maybe, we should just, uh, sleep. Didn't you say there was some ship? Can't we just go back there, sleep, and, uh, figure all this out in the morning? I don't know how many more surprises I can handle..."

[Anarchy_Jas]

((Last time I checked, it was still day. 0.o;))

Jas takes a couple of steps, but then stops and falls to the forest floor, now in a fit of laughter. "Hahaha! Oh wow, I-I'm sorry. I had to see if you would believe that one," she gasps between giggles. "Ev- haha! Everyone was just so awkward... hehehehe... and tense and tight-assed," Jas starts to pull herself back up to her feet. "I just HAD to. Really though," her composure is regained as her laughing slowly dies down.

"We came out here to explore, see what or who else we can find. Obviously you're out here with us, lost. Now we're just seeing what else we can find."

((g2g night!))

[Light]

((Shorti's right. It's about midday now.))