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Don't Panic (A Post-Apocalyptic, Semi-Literate RP)

Started by Light, December 26, 2008, 07:42:04 PM

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THEBIRD

Solon continued walking, closer now to the end of the forest. Finally... God, I don't think I ever want to see another tree again after this, he thought. Then he heard a noise that made him stop. A few more feet and he'd be out... But the noises intrigued him. First he thought he heard talking... Human voices? But they were faint. And mixed with those voices was the sound of... snorting? Like... a pig? Oh man, Solon thought, shaking his beaten head. Since when could pigs talk? He looked back and forth between the end of the forest, and the intriguing assumption that he might have just stumbled on a talking hog. "I could be rich!" Solon suddenly exclaimed, thinking it over. He made a turn, heading horizontal to the exit, looking for the sound of the "talking" pig, forgetting completely about his head injury.

Light

"It's okay," Harver said, walking alongside her. They had already gone quite a bit in, so it would take them a few minutes to get out of the forest. He suddenly stopped when he heard a voice not far off. It sounds... happy? He thought, reviewing the voice he had heard. It sounded like that of a human. "Jas, did you hear that?"
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Kilroy

1984 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSTRUCTION NOT MANUAL
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Anarchy_Jas

((That'll be $45.47 please. Really though, I don't know exactly where everyone else is.))

"It sounds like someone yellin'," Jas says. "It could be one of the others, maybe our dinner, but he went the other way..." She sighs then turns around. "Time to go looking around again."
"I know they hope I fall, but tell 'em winning is my muthaeffin protocol."

THEBIRD

Solon crept down, ready to stalk the pig. He couldn't even remember his reason for wanting it. All he knew now was that he was going to get that pig, no matter what it would take. The snorting grew louder, and he could still hear the voices mixed in with it. "You're going to be mine, piggy," Solon whispered, a sadistic grin on his face. His thoughts were going to fame and riches, but his hand was going to his dagger. "Chow time."

Anarchy_Jas

Jas can hear rustling in the forest behind her. She starts stepping back, and putting her hands on the hilts of her blades. "I guess there really is something else out here."
"I know they hope I fall, but tell 'em winning is my muthaeffin protocol."

THEBIRD

Solon thought he saw the pig. He heard more snorting, and more of its apparent talking. It sounded as if the pig knew he was there. Solon caught sight of its curly, pink tail sticking out of a tree. "Heh, your mine now, piggy..." He quietly drew out his dagger, dropped into a crouch, and began sliding forward towards his prey.

Light

Harver put his hand on the hilt of his sword as well, getting ready for anything that could jump out at them. ...We're being followed, but by what...?
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The Riddler

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Blank woke up in a daze and felt his head. There was a huge lump, and it hurt to touch. He stood up and looked down. His eyes widened. If he had fallen a foot to the left, he would have hit a sharp, pointed rock. "Woah." He had lost his sense of direction, so he headed in a random direction. His chosen path lead him to the South shore of the island. A chill ran down his spine as he thought of the time he spent on the other island, and he felt as if he'd stay alone forever. His stomach growled, and he noticed a coconut tree to his left. It was fairly tall, so he had to climb it. He carefully climbed toward the top, and stretched his arm out for his lunch... but lost his grip as he touched the coconut. Fortunately, the sand softened his fall. "Ow. Thank heaven for sa..." he stopped his sentence as the coconut he touched landed on his head, knocking him out yet again.

THEBIRD

Solon hid behind the tree where he could visualize his prey. The tail he had seen for only a second soon disappeared when he had blinked. All I need to do is swing around this tree with my dagger, stab the beast, and bring it home for dinner, Solon thought, his initial idea of using the pig for commercialism now dead. "And then I can go home and celebrate a Thanksgiving dinner with my family," he began saying, not realizing it was out loud. He was becoming delirious now, the head injury getting more severe as it had gone untreated for so long.

"PIGGY!" Solon squealed, swinging around to the other side of the tree and clashing into someone, who was clearly not a pig at all.

(( assuming you guys are right behind the tree, that is. I don't know who Solon ran into... Next poster wins I guess :P ))

Light

Harver didn't have time to unsheath his sword, as he was almost knocked over by a seemingly delirious man who had just cried out, "PIGGY!" As he regained his composure, he took his sword out from his belt.

"What the hell do you think you're doing?"
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THEBIRD

Solon stood up and blinked at the guy in front of him. He was still clutching his dagger in one hand. But suddenly, he couldn't remember the use for it. 'What the hell do you think you're doing?'... What the hell do I think I'm doing? Solon was trying to think. He couldn't verify his past actions.

In the jump he had banged his head again, causing his injury to be more profound. "Doc..." he finally said, "I think we've got a problem." Then, he collapsed at Harver's feet.

Anarchy_Jas

"That can't be good," Jas cautiously takes a few steps before kneeling down by the knocked out Solon. "It hasn't even been two days and we run into some insane person... At least I think it hasn't been two days, but that's not the point."

((Starting THIS again, are we? xP))
"I know they hope I fall, but tell 'em winning is my muthaeffin protocol."

Shujinco2

((I've been absent for 3 days! 0_o))

((Also, I'm just going to assume T_L is walking with me now, if that's ok.))

Shu noticed that the woods were getting thicker as he walked further north.

Wow, it's getting thick. It's pretty dark in here.

"Hey David, you have light for when it gets darker, right? 'Cause I sure don't."

Triforce_Luigi

"Uh..." David did not have any light source with him. Oops. They really should have brought something with them, or at least looked for some on the boat. Hindsight was always so reliable.