The Official NSFCD "Corrupt A Wish" Thread

[darkmario]

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I wish you made a wish.

[GreatGonzales106]

He makes a wish, but you didn't answer it so now you're the one breaking the chain.


I wish I didn't have to take nearly as long as I do to do homework.

[Rayquarian]

It takes you much, much longer than it does now to do homework.

I wish for America to be an isolated country.

[GreatGonzales106]

Our country quickly runs out of natural resources and blames you for its downfall. You are burned at the stake.


I wish I could catch up on my tv shows.

[sonicdude164]

You catch up on your TV shows only to realize that they suck now.

I wish I was green.

[Nayrman]

you become the most putrid green ever devised, making it impossible for anyone to ever look at you and you wind up alone and unwanted.


I wish I was born on some day other than valentines day.

[Gwen Khan]

you'd be born on Christmas


I wish I was 500 feet tall!

[Rayquarian]

you'd be born on Christmas


I wish I was 500 feet tall!

You trip and die.

I wish that me and all of my family/friends were rich.

[Shujinco2]

You all become rich... with disease.

I wish for denial.

[GreatGonzales106]

Your wish is denied.


I wish I had all the DLC I want from RB2 and GHWT.

[darkmario]

 You get the DLC but no one else does. And when someone sees it they get mad and think that your hacking. So they snap your disc.



  I wish...for... the DSI.

[Shujinco2]

You get the Decision Sciences Institute.

I wish I know where my brother is right now.

[Java]

You do, but you wish you had never found out where he was.  ::)

I wish that Phaze had never made this thread.

[Shujinco2]

I wish that he did, and the universe explodes.

I wish that the universe didn't explode.

[Rayquarian]

I wish that he did, and the universe explodes.

I wish that the universe didn't explode.

The universe implodes.

I wish that I were a certified ninja.