The Official NSFCD "Corrupt A Wish" Thread

[Shujinco2]

You end up with so much free time, you start doing drugs in order to pass all of it.

I wish I had a Houston Oilers jersey!

[Silverhawk79]

It's sized XS.
I wish I had some money.

[Shujinco2]

You get a forgien equivilant of a penny.

I wish the Browns would actually go to the playoffs at least ONCE! :'(

[jnfs2014]

they get killed in the wildcard.

I wish Silver won't be mad.

[Shujinco2]

Silver becomes so sad, which in return makes him destroy the forums.

I wish Silver was terrible at breaking things.

[jnfs2014]

Error404:Wish not found.

I wish for $8761.

[Mario64]

You get your money but we revert to trading and your paper is useless...

I wish for cake...

[Shujinco2]

You get a hollow cake with a fat harry male stripper inside.

I iwsh pokemon was good still.

[jnfs2014]

It's all Japan only.

I wish for a Wii.

[SkyMyl]

Your Wii is unable to play North American Wii Titles.

I wish I had a Girlfriend.

[Kilroy]

She's a cannibal.

I wish there was no such thing as stupidity.

[SkyMyl]

Life becomes dull and boring.

I wish that my Gaming Skills would come back to me.

[Triforce_Luigi]

They come back, but there are no good games to play and all of your old ones have mysteriously been thrown into the fire.

I wish Nintendo would get off their lazy asses and make a good game with what people actually want for once, instead of trying to win over the so-called "casual" gamer.

[GreatGonzales106]

While standing on their feet, Nintendo makes a game that people actually want by winning over the "casual" gamer, which effectively means your wish was pointless.


I wish could live a happy life forever.

[DededeCloneChris]

For that, Rosie O'donell will sing to you.

I wish I was a movie star.