Billy Mays TV show.

[Tupin]

Billy Mays is going to star in a new reality show called But Wait...There's More! on the Discovery Channel where Billy Mays and another host find products and pitch them to you.

http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/01/08/billy-mays-gets-his-own-reality-show/

Man, I was hoping for a sitcom.  :(

[Nayrman]

I guess it'll be good for a laugh every now and then.

[Gwen Khan]

why?

[Totla]

Man, I was hoping for a sitcom.  :(

Today finds Billy and his family at their family reunion, enjoying a nice dinner.
Daughter whispers: Dad, I have to tell you something, but you can't tell anyone else, OK?
Billy: OKAY, I WON'T TELL ANYONE.
Daughter: I'm....pregnant.
Billy: YOU'RE PREGNANT!? OH SHIT I SAID THAT TOO LOUD.

[SkyMyl]

...seriously?

This ought to be good.

[Nayrman]

Man, I was hoping for a sitcom.  :(

Today finds Billy and his family at their family reunion, enjoying a nice dinner.
Daughter whispers: Dad, I have to tell you something, but you can't tell anyone else, OK?
Billy: OKAY, I WON'T TELL ANYONE.
Daughter: I'm....pregnant.
Billy: YOU'RE PREGNANT!? OH s*** I SAID THAT TOO LOUD.

I'd rather see him just barge into a room like the Kool-Aid guy and just start pitching stuff in that famous loud yelling voice.
"Now class, we're going to go over state capitols"
"Okay Mrs. Be-"
*EXPLOSION IN WALL*
"BILLY MAYS HERE!"

[Kilroy]

Man, I was hoping for a sitcom.  :(

Today finds Billy and his family at their family reunion, enjoying a nice dinner.
Daughter whispers: Dad, I have to tell you something, but you can't tell anyone else, OK?
Billy: OKAY, I WON'T TELL ANYONE.
Daughter: I'm....pregnant.
Billy: YOU'RE PREGNANT!? OH SHIT I SAID THAT TOO LOUD.

Oh God, I lol'd.

Also.

Billy walks into the bathroom after a long, hard day of work to find his wife cleaning the bathroom.
Billy: HI HONEY I'M HOME!
Mrs. Mays: Oh, hello, my love! Dinner is in the oven, it's your favorite!
Billy: HAMBURGERS!?!?!?
Mrs. Mays: Oh, yes, Billy! Hamburgers!
Billy: ON THE BIG CITY SLIDER STATION!
Mrs. Mays: Why, of course!
Billy: WAIT A SECOND. WHAT IS THAT IN YOUR HAND?
Mrs. Mays (looks worried): What's what in my hand? *hides towel in her hand*
Billy: THAT BETTER BE A FUCKING BE A ZORBEEZ, YOU BITCH.
Mrs. Mays (looking even more worried): Er, of course, my love!
Billy: LET ME FUCKING SEE THE TOWEL.
Mrs. Mays: Why in the world would you need to see it?
Billy: I JUST SHIT MY PANTS LET ME SEE THE FUCKING TOWEL.
Mrs. Mays reluctantly hands Billy the towel.
Billy (calmly): WHAT IS THIS?
Mrs. Mays: A... a...
Billy (angrily): I SAID, WHAT IS THIS? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
Mrs. Mays bursts into tears.
Mrs. Mays: ALRIGHT, I ADMIT IT. IT'S A SHAMWOW.
Billy: YOU'VE BEEN CHEATING ON ME. WITH VINCE OFFER. YOU UGLY BITCH.
Actors may start ad libbing from here.

[SkyMyl]

Man, I was hoping for a sitcom.  :(

Today finds Billy and his family at their family reunion, enjoying a nice dinner.
Daughter whispers: Dad, I have to tell you something, but you can't tell anyone else, OK?
Billy: OKAY, I WON'T TELL ANYONE.
Daughter: I'm....pregnant.
Billy: YOU'RE PREGNANT!? OH s*** I SAID THAT TOO LOUD.

Oh God, I lol'd.

Also.

Billy walks into the bathroom after a long, hard day of work to find his wife cleaning the bathroom.
Billy: HI HONEY I'M HOME!
Mrs. Mays: Oh, hello, my love! Dinner is in the oven, it's your favorite!
Billy: HAMBURGERS!?!?!?
Mrs. Mays: Oh, yes, Billy! Hamburgers!
Billy: ON THE BIG CITY SLIDER STATION!
Mrs. Mays: Why, of course!
Billy: WAIT A SECOND. WHAT IS THAT IN YOUR HAND?
Mrs. Mays (looks worried): What's what in my hand? *hides towel in her hand*
Billy: THAT BETTER BE A f***ING BE A ZORBEEZ, YOU b****.
Mrs. Mays (looking even more worried): Er, of course, my love!
Billy: LET ME f***ING SEE THE TOWEL.
Mrs. Mays: Why in the world would you need to see it?
Billy: I JUST s*** MY PANTS LET ME SEE THE f***ING TOWEL.
Mrs. Mays reluctantly hands Billy the towel.
Billy (calmly): WHAT IS THIS?
Mrs. Mays: A... a...
Billy (angrily): I SAID, WHAT IS THIS? WHAT THE f*** IS THIS?
Mrs. Mays bursts into tears.
Mrs. Mays: ALRIGHT, I ADMIT IT. IT'S A SHAMWOW.
Billy: YOU'VE BEEN CHEATING ON ME. WITH VINCE OFFER. YOU UGLY b****.
Actors may start ad libbing from here.

I lol'd. And I can't laugh when I'm sick.

[Tupin]

Man, I was hoping for a sitcom.  :(

Today finds Billy and his family at their family reunion, enjoying a nice dinner.
Daughter whispers: Dad, I have to tell you something, but you can't tell anyone else, OK?
Billy: OKAY, I WON'T TELL ANYONE.
Daughter: I'm....pregnant.
Billy: YOU'RE PREGNANT!? OH s*** I SAID THAT TOO LOUD.

Oh God, I lol'd.

Also.

Billy walks into the bathroom after a long, hard day of work to find his wife cleaning the bathroom.
Billy: HI HONEY I'M HOME!
Mrs. Mays: Oh, hello, my love! Dinner is in the oven, it's your favorite!
Billy: HAMBURGERS!?!?!?
Mrs. Mays: Oh, yes, Billy! Hamburgers!
Billy: ON THE BIG CITY SLIDER STATION!
Mrs. Mays: Why, of course!
Billy: WAIT A SECOND. WHAT IS THAT IN YOUR HAND?
Mrs. Mays (looks worried): What's what in my hand? *hides towel in her hand*
Billy: THAT BETTER BE A f***ING BE A ZORBEEZ, YOU b****.
Mrs. Mays (looking even more worried): Er, of course, my love!
Billy: LET ME f***ING SEE THE TOWEL.
Mrs. Mays: Why in the world would you need to see it?
Billy: I JUST s*** MY PANTS LET ME SEE THE f***ING TOWEL.
Mrs. Mays reluctantly hands Billy the towel.
Billy (calmly): WHAT IS THIS?
Mrs. Mays: A... a...
Billy (angrily): I SAID, WHAT IS THIS? WHAT THE f*** IS THIS?
Mrs. Mays bursts into tears.
Mrs. Mays: ALRIGHT, I ADMIT IT. IT'S A SHAMWOW.
Billy: YOU'VE BEEN CHEATING ON ME. WITH VINCE OFFER. YOU UGLY b****.
Actors may start ad libbing from here.

I lol'd. And I can't laugh when I'm sick.

Same.

If that sitcom was written, it would run longer than Seinfeld.

[Kilroy]

Man, I was hoping for a sitcom.  :(

Today finds Billy and his family at their family reunion, enjoying a nice dinner.
Daughter whispers: Dad, I have to tell you something, but you can't tell anyone else, OK?
Billy: OKAY, I WON'T TELL ANYONE.
Daughter: I'm....pregnant.
Billy: YOU'RE PREGNANT!? OH s*** I SAID THAT TOO LOUD.

Oh God, I lol'd.

Also.

Billy walks into the bathroom after a long, hard day of work to find his wife cleaning the bathroom.
Billy: HI HONEY I'M HOME!
Mrs. Mays: Oh, hello, my love! Dinner is in the oven, it's your favorite!
Billy: HAMBURGERS!?!?!?
Mrs. Mays: Oh, yes, Billy! Hamburgers!
Billy: ON THE BIG CITY SLIDER STATION!
Mrs. Mays: Why, of course!
Billy: WAIT A SECOND. WHAT IS THAT IN YOUR HAND?
Mrs. Mays (looks worried): What's what in my hand? *hides towel in her hand*
Billy: THAT BETTER BE A f***ING BE A ZORBEEZ, YOU b****.
Mrs. Mays (looking even more worried): Er, of course, my love!
Billy: LET ME f***ING SEE THE TOWEL.
Mrs. Mays: Why in the world would you need to see it?
Billy: I JUST s*** MY PANTS LET ME SEE THE f***ING TOWEL.
Mrs. Mays reluctantly hands Billy the towel.
Billy (calmly): WHAT IS THIS?
Mrs. Mays: A... a...
Billy (angrily): I SAID, WHAT IS THIS? WHAT THE f*** IS THIS?
Mrs. Mays bursts into tears.
Mrs. Mays: ALRIGHT, I ADMIT IT. IT'S A SHAMWOW.
Billy: YOU'VE BEEN CHEATING ON ME. WITH VINCE OFFER. YOU UGLY b****.
Actors may start ad libbing from here.

I lol'd. And I can't laugh when I'm sick.

Same.

If that sitcom was written, it would run longer than Seinfeld.

That would be amazing if it did.

[jnfs2014]

Lol, I just realized who he is.

[Silverhawk79]

Man, I was hoping for a sitcom.  :(

Today finds Billy and his family at their family reunion, enjoying a nice dinner.
Daughter whispers: Dad, I have to tell you something, but you can't tell anyone else, OK?
Billy: OKAY, I WON'T TELL ANYONE.
Daughter: I'm....pregnant.
Billy: YOU'RE PREGNANT!? OH s*** I SAID THAT TOO LOUD.

I'd rather see him just barge into a room like the Kool-Aid guy and just start pitching stuff in that famous loud yelling voice.
"Now class, we're going to go over state capitols"
"Okay Mrs. Be-"
*EXPLOSION IN WALL*
"BILLY MAYS HERE!"

I chuckled.
Also, this will probably tank.

[Tupin]

Man, I was hoping for a sitcom.  :(

Today finds Billy and his family at their family reunion, enjoying a nice dinner.
Daughter whispers: Dad, I have to tell you something, but you can't tell anyone else, OK?
Billy: OKAY, I WON'T TELL ANYONE.
Daughter: I'm....pregnant.
Billy: YOU'RE PREGNANT!? OH s*** I SAID THAT TOO LOUD.

I'd rather see him just barge into a room like the Kool-Aid guy and just start pitching stuff in that famous loud yelling voice.
"Now class, we're going to go over state capitols"
"Okay Mrs. Be-"
*EXPLOSION IN WALL*
"BILLY MAYS HERE!"

I chuckled.
Also, this will probably tank.

If it was on a major network, yes. What else do they have on the Discovery Channel? Mythbusters and Deadliest Catch?

[Java]

Man, I was hoping for a sitcom.  :(

Today finds Billy and his family at their family reunion, enjoying a nice dinner.
Daughter whispers: Dad, I have to tell you something, but you can't tell anyone else, OK?
Billy: OKAY, I WON'T TELL ANYONE.
Daughter: I'm....pregnant.
Billy: YOU'RE PREGNANT!? OH s*** I SAID THAT TOO LOUD.

I'd rather see him just barge into a room like the Kool-Aid guy and just start pitching stuff in that famous loud yelling voice.
"Now class, we're going to go over state capitols"
"Okay Mrs. Be-"
*EXPLOSION IN WALL*
"BILLY MAYS HERE!"

I chuckled.
Also, this will probably tank.

If it was on a major network, yes. What else do they have on the Discovery Channel? Mythbusters and Deadliest Catch?

CASH CAB! There's also Dirty Jobs, which is pretty good too.

[SkyMyl]

Man, I was hoping for a sitcom.  :(

Today finds Billy and his family at their family reunion, enjoying a nice dinner.
Daughter whispers: Dad, I have to tell you something, but you can't tell anyone else, OK?
Billy: OKAY, I WON'T TELL ANYONE.
Daughter: I'm....pregnant.
Billy: YOU'RE PREGNANT!? OH s*** I SAID THAT TOO LOUD.

I'd rather see him just barge into a room like the Kool-Aid guy and just start pitching stuff in that famous loud yelling voice.
"Now class, we're going to go over state capitols"
"Okay Mrs. Be-"
*EXPLOSION IN WALL*
"BILLY MAYS HERE!"

I chuckled.
Also, this will probably tank.

If it was on a major network, yes. What else do they have on the Discovery Channel? Mythbusters and Deadliest Catch?

CASH CAB! There's also Dirty Jobs, which is pretty good too.

Time Warp is also good too.

Deadliest Catch is on all the time, btw. >_>