Stupid stuff you did as a kid.

[ThePowerOfOne]

Pushed my sister down the stairs.
Shit my pants in grade 1. XD
Impaled some kid's eye with a pencil in Grade 1.  (She's fine now.)
Beat the living poop out of some kid making fun of me in Grade 3. (Was suspended for 4 days)

I could think of more, but my minds going blank at the moment.....

Oh, poop, thats right...

I punched this kid in the mouth knocking out some of his teeth and leaving a scar on my knuckles in 3rd grade. I don't remember ever getting in trouble... :P   And pushed my ex friends sister down some stairs when I was about 7 just becasue lol

[えっちーせんぱい]

Stuck the end of a pencil inside of a broken electrical outlet (Not my fault it was broken now is it?)
Melted a Battery by connecting 4 of them together and then completing the circuit by just a single 12 Gauge Wire. The battery I was using first was the one that melted on the table, the 2nd one was close to melting, the 3rd was a bit warm, and the 4th wasn't hot at all.

[Silverhawk79]

Stuck the end of a pencil inside of a broken electrical outlet (Not my fault it was broken now is it?)
Melted a Battery by connecting 4 of them together and then completing the circuit by just a single 12 Gauge Wire. The battery I was using first was the one that melted on the table, the 2nd one was close to melting, the 3rd was a bit warm, and the 4th wasn't hot at all.

You melted a metal battery? O_o;

[えっちーせんぱい]

Stuck the end of a pencil inside of a broken electrical outlet (Not my fault it was broken now is it?)
Melted a Battery by connecting 4 of them together and then completing the circuit by just a single 12 Gauge Wire. The battery I was using first was the one that melted on the table, the 2nd one was close to melting, the 3rd was a bit warm, and the 4th wasn't hot at all.

You melted a metal battery? O_o;

D Sized Duracell batteries, it was a electromagnet experiment we were doing in 8th grade, and we were only supposed to use one battery; and we weren't supposed to leave it connected for more than 5 minutes at a time.

Of course, I wanted a more powerful magnet, and I left all four connected for half an hour so~

[Eizweir]

I played videogames.

Oh, wait. =|

[Silverhawk79]

Stuck the end of a pencil inside of a broken electrical outlet (Not my fault it was broken now is it?)
Melted a Battery by connecting 4 of them together and then completing the circuit by just a single 12 Gauge Wire. The battery I was using first was the one that melted on the table, the 2nd one was close to melting, the 3rd was a bit warm, and the 4th wasn't hot at all.

You melted a metal battery? O_o;

D Sized Duracell batteries, it was a electromagnet experiment we were doing in 8th grade, and we were only supposed to use one battery; and we weren't supposed to leave it connected for more than 5 minutes at a time.

Of course, I wanted a more powerful magnet, and I left all four connected for half an hour so~

Nice. I did something similar with...I think 8 D batteries and a huge capacitor.
10 minutes of having all 8 batteries connected, and we poked the contacts with a screwdriver. HUGE sparks, screwdriver had scorch marks, and the contacts melted a bit. :)

[Light]

Speaking of batteries, I vaguely remember putting a 9V battery in my mouth when I was about five. Hurt like hell. I also bit a balloon, causing it to pop right in my face. Scarred me for life, and now I have globophobia.

[Nayrman]

u know those chinese firecrackers the size of a dot?
A friend and me when we were like 8, emptied the whole box with tons just lying on an ant hill. Threw the last one on the entire lot, they all exploded. A never ending swarm of angry ants came out afterwards. of course we ran away after we threw the firecracker though XD

[Mario64]

Let's see....

I ate a Lego when I was about 4... (came out later XP)

Sprained my arm from jumping out of a swing...

Used a can of WD40 on a bonfire and the can almost exploded

My class in 6th grade (only joking) argued between if Alaska was a country or continent...  =P

And rode on a golf cart behind a chicken house and got stuck in a ditch (could not see because of tall grass) and had to push it out.... (also injured my brothers arm...)

That's about it...

[Silverhawk79]

Speaking of batteries, I vaguely remember putting a 9V battery in my mouth when I was about five. Hurt like hell. I also bit a balloon, causing it to pop right in my face. Scarred me for life, and now I have globophobia.

Fear of balloons? That sucks.

[jnfs2014]

Cut my own hair.
Uh.....not much else.

[Ridley]

Pushed my sister down the stairs.
Shit my pants in grade 1. XD
Impaled some kid's eye with a pencil in Grade 1.  (She's fine now.)
Beat the living poop out of some kid making fun of me in Grade 3. (Was suspended for 4 days)

I could think of more, but my minds going blank at the moment.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIF0UCFd3FM

Olol. pooped your pants.

[Smashin]

My cousin and I kid about whether or not I pushed him off of a stack of grain we were playing on. He fell and cut his head open on a sod cutter where he got 90+ stitches and has a crescent shaped scar on his forehead. I don't remember pushing him and can only hope I didn't...

[JrDude]

Put water in the sun screen bottle because we were almost out. I was just trying to help D=

[Silverhawk79]

Put water in the sun screen bottle because we were almost out. I was just trying to help D=

Heh. I also remember for some reason going into the bathroom late at night and mixing together a bunch of stuff under the sink into a paper cup. Several times. I really don't know why. I guess I wanted to see what mixing chemicals did.
Tip: They smell bad.