It's time to pay tribute to the Overmind!

Super · February 16, 2009, 10:28:22 PM

Hello my fellow Hydralisks and Zerglings.
I have come here today to help raise awareness of our superior leader, the very infamous, incomparable Overmind.
Hold your applause, please. Thank you.
Now it has come to my attention that a lot of you have thrown out a lot of traditional values of our rich heritage, which claims roots far back before when the bastard Terrans weren't being such a nuisance and taking all the solar-powered soda machines.
The Overmind, how can you ignore a figure like that? You respect him, but do you respect him?
All-seeing, he is, as he is quite literally a giant eyeball.
I want you all to consider your lives. We need you. We need all of you. Do you think the Overmind likes killing you all for being ignorant and defiant and non-appreciative? Well, probably. But he doesn't need to sacrifice you. None of you need to suffer.
Look, all we need to do is bow down just once per day. Just once. If you do that, you can continue your lives digging, shuffling, and viewing the horizon from our shiny Overlords.

Hell, I'd even donate. You'd be secure if you threw a few pennies in the Overmind's personal donation box.
The Overmind appreciates any donation to assist in his mighty plans to claim the galaxies.

Support the Swarm! Support the Overmind, our all-seeing ruler! Do it for your creep colonies!

For maybe one day, you will be honored by the Overmind himself, and given the privilege of getting our soda machines back!

Thank you!

bluaki · February 16, 2009, 11:02:05 PM

Where's Kerrigan? She should have some soda D:

yes.derek · February 17, 2009, 05:23:48 AM

We require more minerals. Sorry.

Kilroy · February 17, 2009, 07:12:28 AM

FOR THE HOOOOOOOOOORDE

right

Doodle · February 17, 2009, 10:14:56 AM

Hey, man. Don't tell me what to do. >:(

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Silverhawk79 · February 17, 2009, 11:14:07 AM

NEEDS MOAR PYLONS

Mario583 · February 17, 2009, 11:42:34 AM

Quote from: Silverhawk79 on February 17, 2009, 11:14:07 AM
NEEDS MOAR PYLONS

bluaki · February 17, 2009, 01:51:12 PM

Quote from: Silverhawk79 on February 17, 2009, 11:14:07 AM
NEEDS MOAR PYLONS

How would the Zerg construct Pylons?

On that note, SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS.

PsychoYoshi · February 17, 2009, 02:45:17 PM

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOKOOL

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOKOOL

jnfs2014 · February 17, 2009, 02:57:06 PM

All hail Super, our Underlord.

Syncopathic · February 17, 2009, 03:20:18 PM

Why am I inexplicably bowing down?
IT IS AGAINST MY WILL, AND YET, I KEEP BOWING.

Macawmoses · February 17, 2009, 05:39:43 PM

Oh poop. I better just lift up my base now...

bluaki · February 17, 2009, 05:44:32 PM

Quote from: Lord Layton on February 17, 2009, 05:39:43 PM
Oh poop. I better just lift up my base now...

We have Hydralisks and Scourge. Especially Scourge.

Rayquarian · February 17, 2009, 05:46:47 PM

THIS IS THE INTERNET!!!

*This is the part where I throw a spear at the Overmind, causing him to bleed and become extremely self-conscious of his weak powers.*