IMAGINE

Kaz · February 26, 2009, 04:39:44 AM

A WORLD WHERE EVERYBODY YELLS ALL THE TIME. THE ENTIRE WORLD IS ON PERMANENT CAPS LOCK. EVERYONE GETS KICKED OUT OF LIBRARIES. BABIES NEVER SLEEP BECAUSE YOU CAN'T WHISPER. THE AVERAGE LIFE EXPECTANCY DROPS TO AROUND 40 DUE TO THE QUICKENED DETERIORATION OF LUNG CAPACITY. SINGERS ARE OUT OF A JOB. YOU CAN'T WRITE OR TYPE IN ANYTHING OTHER THAN CAPS. SPIRITUAL LEADERS IN SILENCE ARE FORCED TO MAKE EXTREMELY VIOLENT GESTURES IN ORDER TO RECREATE YELLING, BECAUSE THEY'RE SILENT.

EVERYBODY IS YELLING. ALWAYS. CAN YOU DIG IT?

Tupin · February 26, 2009, 05:11:33 AM

SEEMS PRETTY AWESOME, WHERE DO I SIGN UP?

Triforceman22 · February 26, 2009, 05:25:31 AM

MEH

Pachuri · February 26, 2009, 05:48:11 AM

Doodle · February 26, 2009, 06:33:24 AM

WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU, SPEAK UP.

Kilroy · February 26, 2009, 07:07:11 AM

HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH A PETITION TO SCREAM ALL THE TIME.

CALL 1-800 FUCK-YOU TO SIGN.

Allegretto · February 26, 2009, 09:45:56 AM

FUCK THAT I'D KILL MYSELF.

TO MUCH NOISE AHHHHH.

Syncopathic · February 26, 2009, 10:19:52 AM

FUCK YEAH. THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.
THEN PEOPLE WOULD BE ABLE TO HEAR YOU AT PARTIES.
HELL, MAYBE EVEN PARTIALLY DEAF PEOPLE COULD HEAR YOU.

Silverhawk79 · February 26, 2009, 10:20:42 AM

i dunno if i can handle it, man
too intense for me

Syncopathic · February 26, 2009, 11:30:50 AM

Quote from: Silverhawk79 on February 26, 2009, 10:20:42 AM
i dunno if i can handle it, man
too intense for me

WELL YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK YOU THEN.
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS TOO INTENSE. UNLESS YOU'RE REALLY OLD.
WHICH YOU ARE.

Silverhawk79 · February 26, 2009, 11:57:37 AM

Quote from: Sync on February 26, 2009, 11:30:50 AM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on February 26, 2009, 10:20:42 AM
i dunno if i can handle it, man
too intense for me
WELL YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK YOU THEN.
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS TOO INTENSE. UNLESS YOU'RE REALLY OLD.
WHICH YOU ARE.

but i don't know if i can yell that loud man
i just can't do it :(

Syncopathic · February 26, 2009, 12:03:41 PM

Quote from: Silverhawk79 on February 26, 2009, 11:57:37 AM
Quote from: Sync on February 26, 2009, 11:30:50 AM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on February 26, 2009, 10:20:42 AM
i dunno if i can handle it, man
too intense for me
WELL YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK YOU THEN.
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS TOO INTENSE. UNLESS YOU'RE REALLY OLD.
WHICH YOU ARE.
but i don't know if i can yell that loud man
i just can't do it :(

FINE.
SUIT YOURSELF OLD MAN.

Kaz · February 26, 2009, 12:26:59 PM

Quote from: Silverhawk79 on February 26, 2009, 10:20:42 AM
i dunno if i can handle it, man
too intense for me

THE SOLUTION IS SIMPLE

KILL THE BATMAN

Silverhawk79 · February 26, 2009, 12:37:52 PM

Quote from: Kaz on February 26, 2009, 12:26:59 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on February 26, 2009, 10:20:42 AM
i dunno if i can handle it, man
too intense for me

THE SOLUTION IS SIMPLE

KILL THE BATMAN

YOU HAVE GIVEN ME NEW CONFIDENCE. MY VOICE RINGS OUT ACROSS THE PLAINS. I ROAR LIKE A LION, ETC.

Rayquarian · February 26, 2009, 03:31:26 PM

RWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!

WAKE UP!