Ouch!

[ThePowerOfOne]

About 10 minutes ago, I held a piece of food out the window and instead of biting the food, the darn Seagull bit my finger.

Bastard.

[The Seventh]

My last noteworthy injury (one that truly hurt) when some little kid thought she could pick me up, and then ends up dropping me right away.  Into a metal door.  And the door knob jabs into my back at the same time, which is also metal.