Jehovahs witness spamming my house help.

Neimi_The_Nomad · March 13, 2009, 04:46:06 PM

Three different Jehovah witness clerks in Three weeks at my house.
How do I get rid of them? ideas anyone? Traps ect?
It's really starting to bother me. :U

Silverhawk79 · March 13, 2009, 04:46:54 PM

Show up to the door naked and start preaching your own religion. Make sure to mention sacrifice and hint towards suicide pacts. :)

Spam · March 13, 2009, 04:48:13 PM

Three words...Double Barrel Shotgun...

Tupin · March 13, 2009, 04:48:39 PM

Just keep talking to them about stuff that's completely unrelated until they get bored.

Macawmoses · March 13, 2009, 04:50:06 PM

Bring them to NSF.

Two things will happen:

1) They'll never show up at your house again after we are done with them.

2) We have ourselves 50,000 active new members.

lacey · March 13, 2009, 04:52:27 PM

well, yelling at them and telling them you don't believe in god makes them go away and it ensures that they never come back again.
my dad uused to just be nice to them and stuff then he would sit and complain after.
so one day i took matters into my own hands and i yelled at the dumb people at my door, they haven't returned sense.
and that was about two years ago.

jnfs2014 · March 13, 2009, 04:57:11 PM

Do not answer the door.
Tell them to go away.
Talk about crap.
Ask them the following:

Them: We are jehovah witnesses.
You: Are you sure?
Them: Yeah.
You: How sure are you?
Them: 100%.
You: 100% percent of what?

Neimi_The_Nomad · March 13, 2009, 04:58:01 PM

Three words...Double Barrel Shotgun... Almost humane considering the conditions, but legalities might be an ass.

Show up to the door naked and start preaching your own religion. Make sure to mention sacrifice and hint towards suicide pacts. ^^^ Hmmm it's so crazy... It might just work!! =DDD

Just keep talking to them about stuff that's completely unrelated until they get bored. <- Talk to them? O.o that's insane. They will eat my soul D=

Bring them to NSF. <- I don't think they know how to use the internet <3 Maybe I could capture of and teach it how to use the net though =3

Mario64 · March 13, 2009, 04:59:59 PM

Walk to the door with a gun without any ammo... Or bring out a crowbar (Works for Gordon Freedman...)

Macawmoses · March 13, 2009, 05:00:28 PM

New response: Buy one a hooker. Once he gets laid, he'll realize you rule, and being a JW that pesters people is bad. Being a JW is fine, pestering people is not, to clarify.

lacey · March 13, 2009, 05:05:18 PM

when you wrote JM i read it as JMV.

Zovistograt · March 13, 2009, 05:13:39 PM

Quote from: Neimi_The_Nomad on March 13, 2009, 04:58:01 PM

Bring them to NSF. <- I don't think they know how to use the internet <3 Maybe I could capture of and teach it how to use the net though =3

I'm pretty sure someone was a Jehovah's Witness here...wasn't it...oh what's her name...

Macawmoses · March 13, 2009, 05:14:37 PM

It was Kita.

Neimi_The_Nomad · March 13, 2009, 05:20:51 PM

Quote from: Lord Layton on March 13, 2009, 05:14:37 PM
It was Kita.

If I value my life, should I hade from this user before she kills me? ;_; I like my life currently D=

Macawmoses · March 13, 2009, 05:22:04 PM

You remember Rhyme from NS2, yes? That's her.