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Started by Mario64, March 21, 2009, 07:15:59 PM

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The Riddler

#15
March 22, 2009, 07:17:54 AM
You don't love both.
You met the other today (or whatever day you posted this).
Love at first sight doesn't exist.
It's lust for the new girl.

Love sucks anyway.

Mystic

#16
March 22, 2009, 08:27:51 AM
How do you confuse lust for love?

Love: Deep emotional connection
Lust: I wanna intercourse  that.

You don't love the new girl. So if you feel the same way about your girlfriend as you do the new girl (lust), you have a huge ass motherintercourse ing problem. You just wanna intercourse  your girlfriend, she might not like that.

Mario64

#17
March 22, 2009, 10:59:15 AM
I have an emomotial connection with both girl, and sorry for not saying this dumbasses but  I've been talking to the other girl for weeks now...

And now the other girl wants to go out with me.... Damn it

JrDude

#18
March 22, 2009, 11:03:47 AM
Here's what you have to do:
Wake up.

There, all better.
[move][/move]
Dude .

Magnum

#19
March 22, 2009, 11:07:30 AM
Quote from: JrDude on March 22, 2009, 11:03:47 AM
Here's what you have to do:
Wake up.

There, all better.
Very nice.
Listen, if you feel the same way about both of them then they must not be that much. You may consider it love, but it's just a strong respect for that person OR their parts.
My advice, become friends with both of them. GOOD friends ;-)

Oh Vesperia, never change... never change

Mystic

#20
March 22, 2009, 11:26:23 AM
Friends with benefits.

Titus Andronicus

#21
March 22, 2009, 11:33:24 AM
The right thing to do here is cheat on your girlfriend until you get caught.
Tramps like us, baby we were born to die.

Macawmoses

#22
March 22, 2009, 12:39:17 PM
Quote from: SolidSNK on March 22, 2009, 11:33:24 AM
The right thing to do here is cheat on your girlfriend until you get caught.
If well executed, you can juggle both relationships for months, loving both as you were intended to.

Rayquarian

#23
March 22, 2009, 12:40:32 PM
I hate your life too.

You probably don't love either.

Beatnik

#24
March 22, 2009, 01:25:23 PM
Quote from: M64 on March 22, 2009, 10:59:15 AM
I have an emomotial connection with both girl, and sorry for not saying this dumbasses but  I've been talking to the other girl for weeks now...

And now the other girl wants to go out with me.... Damn it

In your opening post, you said this:

"I met the other girl today and well, anyway..."

Don't call people dumbasses for misunderstanding your poor wording.

Quote from: Mystic on March 22, 2009, 11:26:23 AM
Friends with benefits.

Yes, Mystic. That was the joke he was making. Way to ruin it.
"I like cigarettes, Mrs. Taggart. I like to think of fire held in a man's hand. Fire, a dangerous force, tamed at his fingertips. I often wonder about the hours when a man sits alone, watching the smoke of a cigarette, thinking. I wonder what great things have come from such hours. When a man thinks, there is a spot of fire alive in his mind-and it is proper that he should have the burning point of a cigarette as his one expression..."

Water ☮

#25
March 22, 2009, 02:16:56 PM
Don't you have a best friend or something?

I think you should stop looking for advice on the internet and ask them.

Captain Justice

#26
March 22, 2009, 03:24:38 PM
Quote from: SolidSNK on March 22, 2009, 11:33:24 AM
The right thing to do here is cheat on your girlfriend until you get caught.
I disagree, if he gets caught then he couldn't get with either of them. Best to just choose one, that way he will always have one on a hotline.
Quote from: Talim on September 04, 2009, 05:26:53 PM
Yesterday, sort of. I was on the verge of crying. Why? I got into an argument with a couple other people from #nsider and it got me really upset. I didn't really cry much though
Quote from: Tsumaru on September 20, 2009, 11:29:22 AM
Can we ban Hoss, please?

JrDude

#27
March 22, 2009, 04:14:55 PM
Make a T chart and list the best things you can think of
EX:

Girl 1                 |Girl 2
Has bigger boobs | Better sense of humor
Mad less            | Has a bigger butt.
[move][/move]
Dude .

Beatnik

#28
March 22, 2009, 05:10:01 PM
Or, instead of making charts, he could just man the intercourse  up and stand by his girlfriend.
"I like cigarettes, Mrs. Taggart. I like to think of fire held in a man's hand. Fire, a dangerous force, tamed at his fingertips. I often wonder about the hours when a man sits alone, watching the smoke of a cigarette, thinking. I wonder what great things have come from such hours. When a man thinks, there is a spot of fire alive in his mind-and it is proper that he should have the burning point of a cigarette as his one expression..."

Ares300

#29
March 22, 2009, 05:39:58 PM
Just pick the one that you think you'll make babies with in the future
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