The UNofficial Oxymoron thread

Titus Andronicus · March 22, 2009, 11:38:38 AM

I drink from the hose. But only while blindfolded and for coke.

Water ☮ · March 22, 2009, 11:42:02 AM

plastic silverware!

HTA! · March 22, 2009, 11:46:25 AM

Quote from: SolidSNK on March 22, 2009, 11:38:38 AM
I drink from the hose. But only while blindfolded and for coke.

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Its not going to kill you.

Nayrman · March 22, 2009, 11:47:41 AM

an original FPS

GreatGonzales106 · March 22, 2009, 10:03:58 PM

waking up dead

The Riddler · March 23, 2009, 05:12:42 AM

Most of these suck, and you made them up off the top of your head.

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