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[Vaatix]

You unequip the extend-o-arm, overlooking its ridiculous name and its uncanny ability to float just beyond your grasp and yet be held there.

[Totla]

Replace dick with extend-o-arm.

[Vaatix]

You attach the extend-o-arm to your formerly minuscule penis, thus earning your self-given nickname "tripod". You reflect on this a bit, and decide that "bluaki" would be a much more fitting nickname at this point, given that your penis has impaled the ground.

[NiMa74]

Rape the face. Rape it until it dies.

[Magnum]

Insert the GS and go straight to the last boss with the best equipment & highest level.

[Kaz]

Perform autofellatio.

[NiMa74]

Perform autofellatio.

Get caught.

You lose.

[The Riddler]

Use your bluaki to lift yourself over the wall.

[Silverhawk79]

Perform autofellatio.

This.

[Kilroy]

Pole jump over the small wall using your bluaki.

[Syncopathic]

Shove his penis in his ass.

[Lotos]

That sounds like too much effort. I say we just post in this thread.

Or move it over to the imageboard.

[Silverhawk79]

That sounds like too much effort. I say we just post in this thread.

Or move it over to the imageboard.

That sounds like an equally good idea.

[Doodle]

You could easily climb over that wall.
Don't risk hurting you Bluaki. You may need it later, so you should make sure it's in goid shape.

[Super]

Dismantle this oppressive establishment board by board.