If you were omnipotent what would you do?

Sgt.Chilly · March 27, 2009, 01:07:01 PM

Me, I think I would spend my free time turning members of the KKK into blacks, hispanics and jews simply to see their reaction.

I don't actually care what they would do or if it changes they way act or think I just think it's a dick move that would never bore me.

If the laws of the universe bent to your will, how would you abuse your power?

Kilroy · March 27, 2009, 01:36:33 PM

Your mom.

Oh wait, I don't have to be omnipotent to do that.

Anyway, I'd probably do nothing unless it helped me. Maybe vaporize a few morons, but that's about it :3

Shujinco2 · March 27, 2009, 02:03:02 PM

Kill Michal.
Then Evan.

Then, I would make an unlimited amount of the best possible buffalo wings ever, and eat 1,000,000,000 of them.

Rayquarian · March 27, 2009, 02:17:27 PM

I'd take over the world.

Actually, it'd be pretty boring taking over the world if I were omnipotent. I think I'd use my powers for good.

...No, still too easy. I think I'll toy with people. Yeah, that's what I'd do.

Magnum · March 27, 2009, 02:24:12 PM

Chill and use it for stupid things. Nothing big like inta-lose 30 lbs. or free PS3 :D
Nothing big and never tell anyone.

SkyMyl · March 27, 2009, 02:29:15 PM

I would take fantasy characters and bring them into reality. And make them disappear the next day.

The Internet would explode.

Syncopathic · March 27, 2009, 03:04:05 PM

I'd do what MYL said except the part about making them disappear.
I'd also get rid of the dumb asses that think the world revolves around them.
And I'd use my powers for the benefit of science.
And If I'm nice enough, cure aids, diabetes, and cancer.

Super · March 27, 2009, 03:05:27 PM

It doesn't seem all that fun, really.

Take a look at Vaatix. He's bored all the time.

Qsmash · March 27, 2009, 03:11:21 PM

I'd intercourse poop up. Mainly for the lawls.

Kilroy · March 27, 2009, 03:12:25 PM

Quote from: Super on March 27, 2009, 03:05:27 PM
It doesn't seem all that fun, really.

Take a look at Vaatix. He's bored all the time.

Because 20+ years of Omnipotency gets boring

Captain Justice · March 27, 2009, 04:26:26 PM

I'd intercourse with people, and piss off faggots.

Doodle · March 27, 2009, 04:28:27 PM

Pranks. Mess with people.
Funny stuff.
Muhahaha.

Silverhawk79 · March 27, 2009, 10:04:01 PM

"oh hey there's Snorkel"
*ZAP*
"heheheh :3"

Rayquarian · March 27, 2009, 11:22:30 PM

Quote from: Silverhawk79 on March 27, 2009, 10:04:01 PM
"oh hey there's Snorkel"
*ZAP*
"heheheh :3"

You should force him to hold the Earth on his shoulders for all eternity. Then again, he'd probably sell it to some aliens.

Cecil_and_Kain · March 28, 2009, 05:25:36 AM

During winter I would pull the sun closer to the earth for one day and then move it twice as far away the next. I would also make it so that the Bermuda Triangle was extremely dangerous, thus increasing the legend as more ships go down in it.