Unofficial Omegle Copypaste Thread

Kilroy · May 25, 2009, 08:47:23 AM

[spoiler=AWESOME CONVERSATION]You: Hello.
Stranger: Hi.
You: Would you like to increase the size of your penis?
You: It's a very low price.
Stranger: Sure, this doesn't sound like a sceam at all.
You: No, but it certainly is a scam.
Stranger: I see.
Stranger: Do go on sir.
You: Well, first.
You: You must go to goatse.cx
You: Then sign up.
You: Tell me when you're done.
Stranger: Ok, but first can I ask you something?
You: But of course.
Stranger: Can I say intercourse here?
You: Fuck yes.
Stranger: Well then, GO FUCK YOURSELF !!
You: no u
Stranger: Post that !!
You: Fine.
You: Be that way.
You: I will post it on nsfcd.com
Stranger: Ok.
Stranger: And No you!!
You: no u
Stranger: Ok fine me.
You: yes you
You: Fine work.
Stranger: You are such a sad individual.
You: I am?
Stranger: Nice grammar though.
You: Thank you.
You: I have to look convincing, you know.
Stranger: Hot.
Stranger: You must get alot of vagina-y.
You: I have three cats, so yes, I do.
You: And don't forget my girlfriend.
You: She's intercourse ing beautiful.
You: http://friends.nsider.com/uploads_user/1000/17/129.jpg
You: look at that.
Stranger: No, is it a virus?
You: No it is not.
You: I swear.
You: it's a intercourse ing .jpg
You: Which is an IMAGE FILE
Stranger: How can I trust you.
You: If it was a virus, it would be an .exe
You: And besides, you can't get a virus without downloading it yourself.
You: All you're doing here is viewing a page on the internet.
You: No technical downloading involved.
Stranger: Ok, first tell me what the image is
You: It's a picture of my girlfriend playing air hockey.
Stranger: Kk.
You: Need the link again?
Stranger: Nah I saw it.
You: oh ok
Stranger: She had glasses on?
You: Yep.
Stranger: Hot.
You: Well, this was certainly a fail troll attempt.
You: But good show, sir or madam.
Stranger: Wait!
You: !
Stranger: You're too cool.
Stranger: I don't wana' say bye.
You: I'm never gonna give you up, baby.
You: Never gonna let you down.
Stranger: Aww poop.
You: Never gonna run around and desert you.
Stranger: Rick Rolled.
You: Indeed.
Stranger: Well played.
Stranger: Gg.
You: Thank you, thank you.
Stranger: You're so awsome.
Stranger: Do you go on 4chan?
You: Occasionally
You: And even then, I rarely go on /b/
Stranger: Are you a male?
You: I am male.
Stranger: How nice.
Stranger: This is the best conversation I've had all day.
Stranger: I have you to thank for that.
You: No problem.
Stranger: Is this where we part ways?
You: It's kind of hard to get a good conversation on here.
You: I guess so, friend.
You: Good-bye, comrade.
Stranger: I might see you on WoW.
You: Don't play WoW
You: D:
Stranger: OH NOES!!
You: Sucks, I know
You: Do you have some sort of IM name?
You: MSN, AIM
Stranger: How old are you?
You: 16
Stranger: Don't lie.
You: What
You: D:
You: How old do you think I am?
Stranger: 16 year olds don't write like that.
You: Ooooooh yes they do
Stranger: Unless you're asian.
You: wut u xpct me 2 rite liek dis?????
Stranger: YES !!
You: Morons write like that.
You: And I hate morons.
You: They should be dragged out into the street and shot.
Stranger: I see.
Stranger: Bit harsh.
You: It's what's needed.
Stranger: What onlime game do you play?
Stranger: online*
You: I play a lot of Team Fortress 2
Stranger: Wtf is that?
You: FPS
Stranger: Aww yeeah.
You: Made by the guys who made Half-Life
Stranger: Do you live in Australia?
You: No.
You: USA
Stranger: Cool.
Stranger: Ok.
Stranger: You were cool :)
You: Thanks, man.
Stranger: Tell me what forums do you go on?
You: Hmmmmmmmm
You: nsfcd.com
You: 4chan (occasionally
You: Forumwarz
You: Steam forums
You: that's about it
Stranger: OK !
You: I'm either Kilroy or Byte on them
Stranger: Awsome.
Stranger: <3
You: <3
You: If you're going to sign up for one of them, I'd reccommend NSFCD
Stranger: Are you gonna' post this?
You: Yes I am.
You: http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=31846.0
You: Entire thread dedicated to having awesome conversations on here.
Stranger: :)
Stranger: Look what I wrote to some ninny, you'll lol.
Stranger: You: What's your name?
Stranger: liz
You: Ok Liz, you can just go intercourse yourself, you intercourse ing slut !!
You: lol
Stranger: Pwned?
You: Indeed.
You: Did he/she leave after that?
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: Of course.
Stranger: Liz is a girls name.
You: This is the Internet.
You: You can never be sure.
You: Well, I must be going now.
You: Have a good day, my friend.
You have disconnected.[/spoiler]

Kilroy · May 25, 2009, 09:02:22 AM

[spoiler=AWESOME CAPS LOCK CONVERSATION 2]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Beep.
You: Beep.
You: Beep.
Stranger: Boom.
You: Beep.
You: Beep.
Stranger: Boom.
You: beepbeepbeep
You: PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPW
Stranger: Boom.
Stranger: PEPWPEPEPWQPEPWPEPWLASSSGERGUNS
Stranger: HELP OH NO
Stranger: THERE ARE HERE
Stranger: PEWPEWPEWPEWPEW
You: OH GOD GET THE CHILDREN
You: GET UNDER A DESK
You: NOW
Stranger: MUM PLZ HELP
You: OVERTURN IT
Stranger: AAAAAH
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You: HERE TAKE THIS BAZOOKA
Stranger: MOOOOOMM
Stranger: THANKS
You: AIM BETWEEN THE EYES
Stranger: LETS KILL THEM
You: YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: *POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF*
You: KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
You: FUCK YEAH SEAKING
Stranger: OH NO
You: WE KILLED THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF THEM ROBOTS
You: WHAT
Stranger: ITS Terminator!
You: Terminator?
You: OH FUCK
Stranger: TAKE UR LASERGUN
Stranger: UND RUN AWAY
You: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
Stranger: WE WILL MEET US
You: COME RUN AWAY
Stranger: *RUN*
You: COME RUN AWAY
You: COME RUN AWAY WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stranger: FORREST RUN LOL
You: OLOLOLOL
Stranger: GIEF MIE UR HAND
You: *giefs*
Stranger: *run*
You: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You: OH SHIT HE'S GAINING ON US
Stranger: WE MUST DESTROY HIM
You: HERE
You: I'LL SHOOT PEAS AT HIM
You: POOMP
You: POOMP
You: POOMP
You: IT'S NOT DOING ANYTHING
You: WRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Stranger: HEEELP
Stranger: OH NO
Stranger: GOD PLZ HELP US
You: OH GOD YOUR LEGS
Stranger: GOD: FUCK OFF GUYS
You: THEY'RE GETTING RIPPED OFF
You: FUCK YOU GOD
You: ZEUS
You: HELP US
Stranger: NO !!!
You: ZEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You: ZEUS: OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO U GUYZ SUK AT DIS GAEM
You: FUCK YOU ZEUS :(
Stranger: NINJA TURTLES plpzlpzlzpzlzpzlzpzlzpzlzpzlzpzlzp
You: YES
You: TMNT
You: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: SLICE HACK CHOP
Stranger: ninja turtles: but we have to eat pizza :(
You: KABLEWIE
You: NO U
You: GET THE FUCK OVER HERE
Stranger: OH SHIT
You: DO I HAVE TO CALL THAT HOT CHICK IN THE 90S MOVIE
Stranger: THROW THIS GRENADES
You: *THROWS GRENADES
You: *
You: IS HE FUCKING DEAD YET
You: ;-;
Stranger: OH NO
Stranger: he had me
Stranger: *have
Stranger: has
You: TERMINATOR
Stranger: intercourse
You: GET OVER HERE
Stranger: WAKE UP !!!
You: OR ELSE I'M GOING TO CALL YOUR MOMMY
You: WHAT
You: IS IT TIME FOR SCHOOL AREADY
Stranger: u had a dream :(
You: FUCK
Stranger: I LOVE :D:D:D:D:
Stranger: U *
You: GOTTA GET DRESSED
You: I LOVE YOU TOO MOM
Stranger: WHERE IS THE BREAKFAST??
You: BUT I GOTTA GET READY FOR SCHOOL
You: I DONT FUCKING KNIOW
You: YOURE SUPPOSED TO MAKE IT
You: YOU'RE THE WOMAN OF THIS HOUSE
Stranger: OH NO
You: WHAT
You: SHIT
You: THOSE EGGS
You: THEY'RE ALIVE
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: PLZ HELP PLZ HELP
Stranger: COMMANDER !!
Stranger: CHRRK
You: WE NEED MASTER CHEF
You: SOMEONE CALL MASTER CHEF AND CORGIETANA
You: :(
Stranger: i call my big brother!
You: NO YOU DUMBASS UNCLE FRED'S IN JAIL
You: FOR RAPE
You: RAPING YOU, SPECIFICALLY
You: DON'T YOU REMEMBER
Stranger: RAPE ME ::: NOT
Stranger: I DONT
You: WOW
You: OH MY GOD
You: MOM
You: YOU
You: HAVE
You: AMNESIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: WHERE IS MY TEDDY BEAR? :(
You: IDKLOL
You: I ATE IT
You: XD SO RANDUM
Stranger: U FAIL
You: NO U
Stranger: NO U
You: NO U
Stranger: NO U
You: NO U
Stranger: NO U
You: NO U
Stranger: NO U
You: NO U
Stranger: NO U
You: NO U
Stranger: NO U
You: NO U
Stranger: NO U
You: NO U
Stranger: NO U
You: NO U
Stranger: NO U
You: NO U
Stranger: NO U
You: NO U
Stranger: NO U
You: NO U
Stranger: NO U
You: NO U
Stranger: NO U
You: OH WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Stranger: NO U
Stranger: :D
You: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
Stranger: BUT GINA?
You: GINA?
Stranger: I DONT KISSED HER
You: MY NAME IS MARIA
Stranger: randomname ...
You: WHO ARE YOU FUCKING
Stranger: <.<
You: ...
You: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You: AND YOU
Stranger: BUT
Stranger: BUT
Stranger: BUT
You: YOU USE FUCKING PERIODS IN YOUR SHIFTY EYES
You: IT'S >_>
You: NOT >.>
Stranger: OH NO
You: FUCKING UNDERSCORES
Stranger: IT ISNT SO
You: NOT PERIODS
Stranger: MARIA
Stranger: U MUST UNDERSTAND ME
You: WHAT
You: WHAT IS IT
Stranger: I DIDNT KISS HER!
You: YES YOU DID
Stranger: I LOVE ONLY U!
Stranger: NO
You: I DID A DNA TEST
You: LIAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
You: WIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEEE
Stranger: THAT WAS MY BROTHER , N00B
You: banana banana banana terracotta terracotta
You: banana banana terracotta terracotta pie
Stranger: bananas in pyjamas
You: NO
You: YOU RUINED IT.
You: I'M FUCKING LEAVING.
You: dude this was awesome
Stranger: OH NO[/spoiler]

jnfs2014 · May 25, 2009, 09:13:15 AM

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: make me happy
You: wanna see my pic?
Stranger: oh yeah
You: http://friends.nsider.com/uploads_user/1000/17/129.jpg
You: I'm hot.
Stranger: ok
You: are you happy?
Stranger: i haven't seen it yet
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i'm happy now
You: how can make you happy?
You: more happy.
Stranger: what do you think?
You: I'm hot.
You: another one?
Stranger: yeah
You: http://friends.nsider.com/uploads_user/1000/17/133.jpg
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i'm happy now
You: One more.
You: http://friends.nsider.com/uploads_user/1000/17/139.jpg
You: Wanna cyber? I already did your mother.
Stranger: lol
You: you wanna?
Stranger: i'm a bit tired
You: Your mother said you should.
Stranger: really?
Stranger: ok then
You: yes. She was hot. <3
Stranger: lol
You: your mother is one hot bisexual woman. <3
Stranger: really?
Stranger: i didn't know that
Stranger: lol
You: Go try it.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: tang ina mo
You: I feel horny. Wanna cyber?
Stranger: ok
You: Your mother said you were good in bed.
Stranger: i am
You: Ok. Imagine me.
You: On the floor.
You: Naked.
You: Masturbating.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

jnfs2014 · May 25, 2009, 09:20:02 AM

onnecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi there
You: hi wanna cyber?
Stranger: cya ^^
You: I feel horny.
Stranger: good for you^^
Stranger: you found the wrong latvia girl
You: Imagine this.
You: http://friends.nsider.com/uploads_user/1000/17/129.jpg
You: Naked
You: On the floor
You: Masturbating
You: Are you wet?
Stranger: i think i'm going to throw up!

You: http://friends.nsider.com/uploads_user/1000/17/133.jpg
You: http://friends.nsider.com/uploads_user/1000/17/139.jpg
Stranger: nope, totally dried
You: Do you want me to make you wet
Stranger: if you're that fat ninny then please no!
You: yes.
You: Are you male or female?
Stranger: which part of "the wrong latvia girl" don't u get?
You: Mmm....ok
You: Imagine me
You: taking off your clothes
You: and sucking your huge tits.
Stranger: aah my eyes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Qsmash · May 25, 2009, 09:36:24 AM

Behold my conversation skills
[spoiler]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: how r u?
You: fine
You: ...
Stranger: umm.. where you from?
You: malaysia
Stranger: seriously?
You: yep
Stranger: uhh.. im from Malaysia too ;)
You: really?
Stranger: what a coincidence lol
Stranger: im malay :)
You: wat?
Stranger: melayu?
You: ...?
Stranger: you said you're from Malaysia
You: right
Stranger: but you dont know what's Malay is?
You: Do you?
Stranger: daaaa... cuz im malay
You: Oh...kay?
Stranger: you=boring
Stranger: ohhhh kay?
You: k
Stranger: umm..
You: :|
Stranger: you wont give up eh
You: give up on what?
Stranger: idk..
Stranger: how old r u?
You: 5
Stranger: whoaaaaa really?
You: no
You: im 12
Stranger: 5 or 12?
You: 12
Stranger: so earlier you lied to me?
You: pretty much yeah
You: That maylasia thing was a lie too
You: in fact everything I told you is a lie
Stranger: uhhh
Stranger: well its ok.. im kinda bored lol
You: me to
Stranger: so shall we start again?
You: sure
Stranger: seriously?
You: no[/spoiler]

Light · May 25, 2009, 11:05:14 PM

[spoiler=Foreigneese?]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Is it you?
You: You, who for so long I have searched?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ?/
You: Where dost thou lay thine head, I must know?
You: Answer, for the night grows dim, and my light ever colder.
Stranger: ?
You: I see how things are.
You: You have found another, then?
You: My heart goes to you, as it no longer has any use for me, in such a case.
Stranger: i'm sorry
You: Are you happy? Does this new person give you joy? If so, you do not need to be sorry. If you are filled with joy, then so am I.
Stranger: o ~~~
You: I can tell not whether that be a sign of happiness or of despair.
You: Speak truthfully, for I still love you, even though you have forsaken me!
Stranger: i'm not the person
Stranger: you find
You: Why did you not say so at first, then?
Stranger: and i donot know what you say
You: Ah, at least now you know of the troubles that I suffer.
You: If you do find or know the person I look for, for who I so love, will you please tell me?
Stranger: i think it will trouble
You: For reference, this is what my love appears to be. She is so beautiful in every way: http://friends.nsider.com/uploads_user/1000/17/129.jpg
Stranger: o ~~~
Stranger: i'm so sorry,and good luck
You: Did you see her picture that I have given you?
You: If you see her, in all of her beauty, please redirect me to her.
You: I cannot live without her.
Stranger: i know
You: More pictures of her beauty.
You: http://friends.nsider.com/uploads_user/1000/17/133.jpg
You: http://friends.nsider.com/uploads_user/1000/17/139.jpg
Stranger: 汗~~~
You: Oh, how her face brings me such joy.
You: Do you not agree that she appears to be an angel from above?
Stranger: i agree
You: I knew you would. So please, send me to her if you ever see her. She is so lovely, I am sure that you could see her a hundred miles away. Alas, I am in Antarctica, nowhere near her.
You: I am heartbroken without her.
Stranger: en ~~~ok
Stranger: i will
You: I thank you.
You: Now, I must be on my way. One last thing before we part ways, though. May I have but one moment more?
Stranger: en ~~~
Stranger: good luck
Stranger: bye
You: Fuck you.
You have disconnected.[/spoiler]

Doodle · May 26, 2009, 06:19:12 AM

Quote
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I'm gay.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

StarWindWizard7 · May 26, 2009, 09:23:51 AM

Quote from: DOODLEboy99 on May 26, 2009, 06:19:12 AM

Ahh ha ha ha ha ha!! :D

All my conversations are kind of civil and a bit boring.
>__>

jnfs2014 · May 26, 2009, 09:54:58 AM

Title: Raping Rick

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: http://friends.nsider.com/uploads_user/1000/17/129.jpg
Stranger: rofl wat up
You: nothing......
You: I'm gay. Wanna have gay sex?
Stranger: lol sure
Stranger: u start
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Stranger: omg help
You: help what?
Stranger: I dont want to be raped by rick astley :o
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Silverhawk79 · May 26, 2009, 11:01:42 AM

You guys suck at trolling.
You need to troll like I did, in the "omg i'm from california!" post.
srsly u guise

SkyMyl · May 26, 2009, 11:15:18 AM

Quote from: DOODLEboy99 on May 26, 2009, 06:19:12 AM
QuoteConnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I'm gay.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Post of the Month.

Vaatix · May 26, 2009, 11:36:11 AM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii
You: Thank you for accessing the official Omegle virus.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That's how to do it.

Doodle · May 26, 2009, 11:56:03 AM

QuoteConnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: File transfer initiated.
You: Please wait...do not disconnect.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

whatwewishfor · May 26, 2009, 02:16:38 PM

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: YO DAWK MY NAME IS ZZIRGRIZZ

Stranger: Lock eyes from across the room.
You: JIZZ
You: IN
MY PANTS

Stranger: You didnt intercourse ing COMPLETE IT
Stranger: MOTHERFUCKER
You: OH SHT

You: IM SORRY
You: ok
You: lets start over
Stranger: *mexican voice* I juss keedeen!
Stranger: :>
You: Haha
You: Why am I in Omegle
Stranger: This a /b/ro?? Cuz il intercourse in leave!
Stranger: I got other mofos to intercourse with!
You: I'm a btard
Stranger: God..
You: Boxxy is my queen
Stranger: Me 2222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222
Stranger: D;
You: Lol
Stranger: Omgggg
Stranger: ;_;
Stranger: Lets cry together /b/abyyy..
You: Ok
You: cry;
Stranger: Crryyy
Stranger: ;_;
You: No need to rage
Stranger: Let it out!
You: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
IEUiglhBAEIUGBHSREJGSHRGt
Stranger: Tears! Life sucks!
You: Yeah
You: I'm gonna go kill myself
Stranger: Good plan
Stranger: :(
You: Yea

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: What do you think of the Afro-American powers that are rising and are about to destroy the original upcoming economic communism in the United Stated since the fallback of the Third Reich?
You: Uh
You: Afro
You: Niggers?
Stranger: Chicken?
Stranger: Is dat sum...?
You: what is this
You: wtgbriebrgr
You: Watermelons
Stranger: Whargarbll?
You: corn bread
Stranger: Noose...
Stranger: Nooo,....
You: AAAAAAAAAAAA

Stranger: Hungry
You: IM RAGING
Stranger: Foood
Stranger: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
Stranger: I lost, poop
You: Nice
Stranger: The game
You: Haha
You: Fuck
You: I lost the game
Stranger: We lost both
You: :(
Stranger: We failed
Stranger: /b/rother
Stranger: Let's go back
You: ok
Stranger: See ya
You: Bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Silverhawk79 · May 26, 2009, 02:28:01 PM

Quote from: Www4 on May 26, 2009, 02:16:38 PM
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: YO DAWK MY NAME IS ZZIRGRIZZ

Stranger: Lock eyes from across the room.
You: JIZZ
You: IN
MY PANTS

Stranger: You didnt intercourse ing COMPLETE IT
Stranger: MOTHERFUCKER
You: OH SHT

You: IM SORRY
You: ok
You: lets start over
Stranger: *mexican voice* I juss keedeen!
Stranger: :>
You: Haha
You: Why am I in Omegle
Stranger: This a /b/ro?? Cuz il intercourse in leave!
Stranger: I got other mofos to intercourse with!
You: I'm a btard
Stranger: God..
You: Boxxy is my queen
Stranger: Me 2222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222
Stranger: D;
You: Lol
Stranger: Omgggg
Stranger: ;_;
Stranger: Lets cry together /b/abyyy..
You: Ok
You: cry;
Stranger: Crryyy
Stranger: ;_;
You: No need to rage
Stranger: Let it out!
You: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
IEUiglhBAEIUGBHSREJGSHRGt
Stranger: Tears! Life sucks!
You: Yeah
You: I'm gonna go kill myself
Stranger: Good plan
Stranger: :(
You: Yea

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: What do you think of the Afro-American powers that are rising and are about to destroy the original upcoming economic communism in the United Stated since the fallback of the Third Reich?
You: Uh
You: Afro
You: Niggers?
Stranger: Chicken?
Stranger: Is dat sum...?
You: what is this
You: wtgbriebrgr
You: Watermelons
Stranger: Whargarbll?
You: corn bread
Stranger: Noose...
Stranger: Nooo,....
You: AAAAAAAAAAAA

Stranger: Hungry
You: IM RAGING
Stranger: Foood
Stranger: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
Stranger: I lost, poop
You: Nice
Stranger: The game
You: Haha
You: Fuck
You: I lost the game
Stranger: We lost both
You: :(
Stranger: We failed
Stranger: /b/rother
Stranger: Let's go back
You: ok
Stranger: See ya
You: Bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Quit being such a raging /b/tard.