Unofficial Omegle Copypaste Thread

[GreatGonzales106]

This one is a really long cyber but really funny (or at least I thought it was).

[spoiler]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi sexy...
Stranger: asl...
You: hey
You: you first
You: ?
Stranger: 24.m.aussie
Stranger: now you....
You: hot
You: 21/f/usa
Stranger: even hotter!!!!
Stranger: what ya look like babe?
Stranger: I hope your up for some fun tonight just liek me.....
You: oh
You: i am
You: =]
Stranger: happy dasy!!
You: i have long red hair
You: pretty skinny
You: what else do you want to know
You: ?
You: 30C bra size
Stranger: brb
You: okay
You: hurry back =]
Stranger: back... sorry bout that babe
You: that's alright
Stranger: what colour eyes you got?
You: blue
Stranger: i'm 6'3, 220lbs, bleu eyesm, brow hair, soprt of sporty.....
Stranger: what else you wanna knwo from me babe....
You: hmm
You: i think you know what i want to know
Stranger: ps.... I love 30 c boobs....
Stranger: they make me vry happy!
Stranger: now, what is that, hehe....;)
You: ...how big are you?
You: hehe
Stranger: well now I'm not very big, but my potential, once you have started to rub my up and down is about 8 inces....
Stranger: and I am bald down there too which means you can take so much more of me in your mouth....
You: wow
Stranger: does that make you happy??
Stranger: what's ya name....
Stranger: mine is Rob!
Stranger: what ya wearing princess
You: i'm anna
You: right now i'm just in an undershirt and panties
You: what about you?
Stranger: absolute pleasure to meet you anna!
Stranger: just a pair of loose shorts and a tshirt
Stranger: can i sit next to you on the couch please....
You: sure rob
You: here
You: come sit right next to me
You: can i
You: can i feel you?
Stranger: yes baby....
Stranger: please put your hadns down my hadns and help me grow
Stranger: you got any pics??
Stranger: I run my fingers through your hair....
Stranger: pull you close to me and gently kiss you on yoru rosey red lips....
You: oh does it feel good?
Stranger: cupping my hand aroudn yoru bood and gently starting to squeeze you
Stranger: yes, yes it does, it feesl very very nice
You: alright
You: my hand has had enough. it's my mouth's turn.
Stranger: Im so glad you arent wearing a bra
Stranger: I peel your shirt off you and start to kiss your nipples and lick them also
You: i did that purposely just for you =]
Stranger: :)
You: oh my god that tickles it feels so good
Stranger: please come with me to my debroom - its so much more comfier there
Stranger: debroom = bedroom
Stranger: i lie down on the bed and rip my shorts off.
Stranger: how big have you made me so far anna....
Stranger: please take me, balls and all.....
You: it would be my pleasure
You: oh
Stranger: lick my cock up and down slow and fast.... deep and shallow.
You: you're so big rob!
Stranger: you are very good at this babe
You: i don't know if i can handle the whole thing
Stranger: intercourse  I wanna see what you look like....
Stranger: please dont give up.... you are doing a greta jon
Stranger: it feels wonderful.
You: i won't stop
Stranger: reaching for yoru boobs
You: that feels good
You: real good
Stranger: they boune in my hands and I squueze them, bt very gently
You: you know how to get me horny
Stranger: your nipples every so gently flicking my hands....
You: i'm practically gagging on your cock
Stranger: im sorry its so big..... ;)
You: it's okay
You: i like it that way
Stranger: please turn aroudn and 69er me....
Stranger: I wanna startr likcing your vagina-y out
You: oh god yes i've been waiting
Stranger: do you wanna be on top, or shall I - you decide my darling
You: hmm
You: i'll be on top
You: ooh that feels so
You: oh
You: i don't even know how to describe it
You: so good
Stranger: my cock loves you
Stranger: are you clean shaven too babe>>
You: i have a little patch
You: above my slit
Stranger: oh, yummy.....
You: oh my god i feel an orgasm coming on already!
Stranger: i stick my tounge inside yoou vagina-y...
Stranger: your juices are starting to flow.
You: i'm gonna cum
Stranger: you taste so delivious
Stranger: i use my finer also to go deeper inside you...
You: your dick is tasty
You: oh
Stranger: yoru boobs jiggling on my as you take me deeper and deeper
You: OH ROB I'M GONNA CUM
You: I'M CUMMING
You: OH
You: oh
Stranger: i want you to do... just relx and let it all go
You: that's the best orgasm i've ever had
Stranger: :)
You: i'm still sucking you
Stranger: I glad I was the man you gave it to you.
Stranger: I dont wanna come just yet, I wanna wait till I am inside you anna
You: alright
You: i'm ready
Stranger: can you give me 5 minutes....
Stranger: I just need to get rid of my bioss who just walked in.....
Stranger: please.....
Stranger: but keep typing what you are doing so I can get horny quickly when Im back....
You: ok =]
Stranger: thanx
You: i want you to go anal
You: i'm gonna get some lube for my poop hole
You: ok
Stranger: back....
You: i'm rubbing it on and around
Stranger: sorry that could have been very embarrasing!
You: yeah
You: i understand
You: anyway
You: wanna hhelp me lube up?
Stranger: for sure I can....
Stranger: do you mind that I give you anal before I blwo though...
Stranger: I still wanna come insdier you!
You: yeah
You: that's what the lube was for
Stranger: sweet....
Stranger: so how you like it?
Stranger: doggie>
You: hmm
You: sure
You: if that's the way you like it
Stranger: I want to do the way that you like it the most!
You: i haven't tried doggie before
You: so i'm up for it
Stranger: how would you normally do it....
You: i don't know, i've never done anal before
You: doggie is fine
Stranger: oh, ok.....
Stranger: all fours please....
Stranger: on the bed.
Stranger: your bum poking into the sky.
You: of course
Stranger: I lube up yoru bum and you have a hand full of it rubbing it all over my dick.
You: and now for the good part
Stranger: holding my dick, I gently start to put it inside you....
Stranger: not to fast so as to not hurt you
You: wow this less painful than i thought
You: =]
Stranger: you are very tight and I love the toghtness on my willy
Stranger: how hard tdo you want it princess
You: you can go as hard as you like within reason
Stranger: do you want me to go inside and out, slowly gather ing pace.
Stranger: I hppe I am not too heavy on you
You: oh no it feel heavenly
You: you're doing it perfect
You: oo it feels good
Stranger: thank you....
You: are you going to cum
Stranger: you turn my on so much, I just dont wanna come yet
You: you're so hot rob
Stranger: not as hot as you....
You: you're perfect
You: and we've established a steady rhythm
Stranger: ist good isnt it, i'm just clencing so hard as to not come.....
Stranger: I never tjought I'd say this, but giving Anal is so good.... I have alwasy been woprried about it!
You: i'm squeezing my ass so it's even tighter for you
You: i always say that you should never be scared of something until after you try it
Stranger: now my cock has got that good rhythem, i lean furrher into you and hug your from behing, reaching for your tits and again playing with ya nipples....
Stranger: please ride me anna.....
You: ooh
Stranger: I wanna be inside you
You: intercourse  me rob!
You: intercourse  me
Stranger: can you be on top please so ya boobs jiggle around and I can tease them
You: sure, let's switch
Stranger: this is the best sex I ahve ever had1
You: quickly though, i don't want to stop this sensation
You: me too rob!
Stranger: you give my dick a quick suck and then I grab your hips and glide you gently inside me.
Stranger: hoping my dick is not to big for you....
Stranger: You are so warm insdie
Stranger: yo sit up straight so my dick head gets right deep insdie you.
You: ooh your dick is warm from being intercourse ed and sucked
Stranger: i start to tease ya boobies and play with your hair and nipples
Stranger: your hair flowing down yoru face, teh light totally glistening off you - i can believe how radiant and glowing you are
You: you are a sex god rob
Stranger: you putyour hands
You: i want you so bad
Stranger: just above my hips to balnce yourself
Stranger: you start to ride me up and down, with extreme vigour and passion
You: and then you start rocking with me
You: only a little at first
Stranger: every time my dick gioes insdie you and touches you all teh way up, I see a little smile on your face.....
You: but slowly, gradually getting intensified
Stranger: I is thinking to myself that you liek this.
You: oh and i do
You: so intercourse ing much
Stranger: I wanna lie here totally still, I want yo to drive, I want you to cum again and then I will explode insdie you!
You: alright lie down and let me get to work bad boy!
You: i start riding you harder and harder
You: faster and faster
Stranger: if only we hand some hand cuffs I would get you to hand cuiff me to the bed and then treat me oh so mean
You: oh if only
You: oh my god im gonna cum in a minute
You: i feel it
You: oh
Stranger: i'm still lieing here every so still
You: intercourse  me harder rob!
You: oh god i'm riding you so hard
Stranger: getting you to move our bodies as one to touch you in all the right spots
You: oh
Stranger: treat me mean..... keep me keen anna
You: I'M GONNA CUM
You: FUCK ME
You: FUCK ME
You: FUCK ME!
You: OH I'M CUMMING
Stranger: teh smile on yor face is so wide.....
Stranger: I can see you tensing up...
You: OH MY GOD
You: OH
Stranger: just relax and blow sweet heart....
You: oh
Stranger: I wanna treat you like the princess you are......
You: oh
You: my god.
You: that was intercourse ing amazing
Stranger: I cant believe I have been able to last this long.......
You: now let me finish you off
Stranger: I hope you arent sensitive, casue I wanna now give you gift
Stranger: How do you wanna do that?
You: hmm
Stranger: id be happy to get in top, id be happy to sppon you and hodl you tight - i'm in your hands!
You: alright
You: sounds perfect
Stranger: which one sugar, me on top or spoon?
You: oh oops
You: spoon sounds good
Stranger: perfect answer
Stranger: i knew you woudl say that...
Stranger: i can feel a connection!
Stranger: I lie you gently down on your side
You: =]
Stranger: gently lift your leg up and you help guide my dick to your vagina-y
Stranger: I coem in so close and give you the biggest hug, grabbing your booies.
You: oh
Stranger: you let out a gentlt moan as my dick goes deep indside you
You: that's so good
Stranger: to make sure I get closer I grab your crutch from the front and also start ingering your vagina-y
Stranger: my dick moving slowly inside and our ever so gently.....
Stranger: you turn your head around and we kiss
You: oh my god i'm in heaven right now
You: i whisper in your ear
Stranger: i start to gather momentum.....
Stranger: what ya gonna whisper?
Stranger: pushing harder and deeper.....
Stranger: you tighten the muscles around your vagina-y and I feel it even more then before
Stranger: this is the greatest
You: i whisper in your ear that i never want this to end
Stranger: I totally agree.... i just dont know how much longer I can hold on.....
You: alright
You: you can cum whenever you're ready
Stranger: I gather more momentum.....
Stranger: your nipples are still erect, gently playing with them I turn yoru head to me....
You: oh
Stranger: we kiss passionately again, deep insdie each others mouths.........
You: that feels so intercourse ing good
Stranger: I start to relax
Stranger: i start to moan.....
Stranger: OHHHHH
Stranger: OHHHH
ANNNNA
Stranger: ANNA
You: oh let it go baby
Stranger: BABY!!!!
Stranger: OOHH.....
You: oh i feel it inside me!
Stranger: and I come......
Stranger: my juices sray deep inside you
You: it's so warm inside my body
Stranger: I hold you so tight, just wanting to be here forevery....
Stranger: I withdraw, but start to lick you vagina-y....
You: oh that's such a nice finishing touch rob!
Stranger: sukcing up the joining of our juices from your vagina-y...
Stranger: you are lieing on your back....
Stranger: I look up atyoru looking between your legs.....
You: i'm beaming back at you
You: and then i throw my head back in pleasure
Stranger: still sucking all your juices out!
Stranger: asking do you want to share them.......
You: i'm okay
You: i'm starting to get tired
Stranger: i swallow and then place myself gently on top of you
Stranger: our naked bodies touching each other
Stranger: giving you and hug and a gentle kiss....
Stranger: I coould fall asleep in your arms
You: and i slowly fall asleep in your arms
Stranger: you look so peaceful asleep.
Stranger: running my hadns through your hair, I give you and gentle kiss on yoru forehead, say good night ans snuggle up next to you and begin to start dreaming of the night of passion that we just had, hoping that the next time wont be far away
You: =]
You: that was great
Stranger: it was more then great for me - it was tottal wonderful, perfect, mind blowing, out of thsi world......
You: well
You: of course that was what i meant
You: OH NO
You: i forgot to tell you something earlier
Stranger: whats happend/
Stranger: ?
Stranger: yes.....
Stranger: your scaring me now....
You: i have AIDS.
Stranger: surprise surprise!!!
Stranger: I dont care Anna, I think this could lead to so much more....
Stranger: I think I am falling for you!
You: =]
Stranger: how can we stay in touch given the chance of finding you on here in the future is very small....
You: i don't know if you'll have to use international codes or anything like that
You: but here's my cell phone number:
You: 877
You: 393
You: 4
You: 4
You: 4
You: 8
Stranger: what about email???
Stranger: or yahoo nickname??
You: i'm sorry
You: i don't have yahoo
Stranger: email??
Stranger: do you know what the country code is fro america??
Stranger: i wanna call you now and say good night in person....
You: i've never been out of the country so i dont know it
You: =[
You: oh you might have too dial a 1 before all of those numbers if it doesnt work when you get the country code
Stranger: I just tried 1 877 393 4448 and go a message asking if I wante dto call in english of spanish???
You: crap my mom is coming and it's 2am where i am i have to go i'm sorry keep trying!
You: if not my home phone is 1 800 588 2300
You have disconnected.[/spoiler]

[Doodle]

Well...that was...interesting. XD

[Zovistograt]

I'm bumping this for no good reason.  Well, maybe just because I feel the need to post this ridiculous four-word-game I had with a troll.  I think this should be on /b/ more than here though D:
[spoiler]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: FOUR WORD GAME GO
You: Once there was a
Stranger: big fat juicy cock
You: and it wanted to
Stranger: stick itself in a
You: person who was already
Stranger: very wet loose and
You: suddenly the person said
Stranger: hey im a dude!
You: The cock was silent
Stranger: it was very ashamed
You: but it decided that
Stranger: he just wanted to
You: do something different so
Stranger: it went on to
You: another person who was
Stranger: not a dude and
You: tried sticking itself in
Stranger: but the entrance was
You: guarded by a giant
Stranger: brown smelly bushy forest
You: so the dick tried
Stranger: to prepare himself for
You: the dangerous quest. He
Stranger: knelt down to pray
You: to the cock gods
Stranger: who were very hard
You: And then the sky
Stranger: opened and out came
You: cum like a blizzard
Stranger: and the giant was
You: completely satisfied and left
Stranger: so the cock tried
You: to enter again, but
Stranger: the hole was too
You: small for the massive
Stranger: load he was carrying
You: and it was difficult
Stranger: because he wanted to
You: release it and couldn't
Stranger: control himself so he
You: came all over the
Stranger: tiny little hole and
You: filled it up with
Stranger: his thick white semen
You: and then realized the
Stranger: hole belonged to his
You: termite colony, and that
Stranger: they lvoed to eat
You: semen, so he continued
Stranger: to blow his white
You: life juice all over
Stranger: until the ate so
You: much that the colony
Stranger: ate until they all
You: came themselves which meant
Stranger: they started to eat
You: and the process repeated
Stranger: until they blew up
You: the entire termite hill
Stranger: and that was it
You: so the cock decided
Stranger: to take a nap
You: and dream about holes.[/spoiler]

[Silverhawk79]

I'm bumping this for no good reason.  Well, maybe just because I feel the need to post this ridiculous four-word-game I had with a troll.  I think this should be on /b/ more than here though D:
[spoiler]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: FOUR WORD GAME GO
You: Once there was a
Stranger: big fat juicy cock
You: and it wanted to
Stranger: stick itself in a
You: person who was already
Stranger: very wet loose and
You: suddenly the person said
Stranger: hey im a dude!
You: The cock was silent
Stranger: it was very ashamed
You: but it decided that
Stranger: he just wanted to
You: do something different so
Stranger: it went on to
You: another person who was
Stranger: not a dude and
You: tried sticking itself in
Stranger: but the entrance was
You: guarded by a giant
Stranger: brown smelly bushy forest
You: so the dick tried
Stranger: to prepare himself for
You: the dangerous quest. He
Stranger: knelt down to pray
You: to the cock gods
Stranger: who were very hard
You: And then the sky
Stranger: opened and out came
You: cum like a blizzard
Stranger: and the giant was
You: completely satisfied and left
Stranger: so the cock tried
You: to enter again, but
Stranger: the hole was too
You: small for the massive
Stranger: load he was carrying
You: and it was difficult
Stranger: because he wanted to
You: release it and couldn't
Stranger: control himself so he
You: came all over the
Stranger: tiny little hole and
You: filled it up with
Stranger: his thick white semen
You: and then realized the
Stranger: hole belonged to his
You: termite colony, and that
Stranger: they lvoed to eat
You: semen, so he continued
Stranger: to blow his white
You: life juice all over
Stranger: until the ate so
You: much that the colony
Stranger: ate until they all
You: came themselves which meant
Stranger: they started to eat
You: and the process repeated
Stranger: until they blew up
You: the entire termite hill
Stranger: and that was it
You: so the cock decided
Stranger: to take a nap
You: and dream about holes.[/spoiler]

NO THUMPING OLD BREADS

[Doodle]

Haha, Zovi. :P

[The Riddler]

Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hi thereYou: Hi, and welcome to the game.You: To play, all you have to do is think.Stranger: okYou: If you think about "the game"You: you lose.Stranger: well,what is itYou: and every time you think about "the game", you lose again.You: as of now, you are a contestant in the game.You: and you will forever be a contestant.You: you will not be able to escape its torment.You: YOU WILL DIE.Stranger: wowStranger: so scaredYou: you should be. every time you lose the game, you must announce to everyone that you lost the game, thereby making them lose the game.You: it will be a never ending cycle and no one is immune.You: just remember:You: if you think about the game, you have lost.Stranger: okay I guess I am readyYou: you're playing as of the moment i mentioned it.You: have fun.You have disconnected.