Cullenism

Macawmoses · May 30, 2009, 03:16:36 PM

http://8th-circuit.com/?q=content/move-over-scientology-cullenism-rise#new

Basically, Twilight religion. We've likely talked about it before, it's old, etc. However, I feel like discussing this, ninnyes.

How do you think this pseudo-religion will play out? It seems like a money grab to me...

Nayrman · May 30, 2009, 03:24:25 PM

why god why... @_@

Seriously, these people are bat poop insane. At least the Trekkies and the Star Wars religious types always have an offbeat sense of awarness about them, but god these twilight hacks are just scary.
Besides, how could you start a religion off of the most overrated and frankly bad "vampire" (Ed is as much of a vampire as Naruto is a ninja) story ever "written" (my stuff is better than hers, honestly).

Macawmoses · May 30, 2009, 03:28:19 PM

Quote from: Nayrman on May 30, 2009, 03:24:25 PM
why god why... @_@

Seriously, these people are bat s*** insane. At least the Trekkies and the Star Wars religious types always have an offbeat sense of awarness about them, but god these twilight hacks are just scary.
Besides, how could you start a religion off of the most overrated and frankly bad "vampire" (Ed is as much of a vampire as Naruto is a ninja) story ever "written" (my stuff is better than hers, honestly).

Those individuals tend to have an IQ though. That's the difference. The swarms of 12 year old girls have hormones.

Nayrman · May 30, 2009, 03:39:36 PM

Quote from: Macbeth on May 30, 2009, 03:28:19 PM
Those individuals tend to have an IQ though. That's the difference. The swarms of 12 year old girls have hormones.

don't get me started on the fan girls. They're like Cloud fangirls on crack and foaming at the mouth X_X:;

Macawmoses · May 30, 2009, 03:43:28 PM

I'm well aware.

What scares me is the fact parents are openly a part of this...trend.

DededeCloneChris · May 30, 2009, 03:44:53 PM

Quote from: Macbeth on May 30, 2009, 03:43:28 PM
I'm well aware.

What scares me is the fact parents are openly a part of this...trend.

Maybe they think it's a club and nothing else?

Macawmoses · May 30, 2009, 03:45:31 PM

Quote from: wiiboychris on May 30, 2009, 03:44:53 PM
Maybe they think it's a club and nothing else?

Honestly, I doubt it. When I got dragged to the movie I saw a ton of middle aged women drooling.

Nayrman · May 30, 2009, 03:47:25 PM

again, worst "book" ever "written" and of course hollywood sells out

Kilroy · May 30, 2009, 03:53:42 PM

Yes, it is indeed old, but it's also pathetic.

Also, it seems like a good time to use this image.

Gwen Khan · May 30, 2009, 03:54:45 PM

Twilight: The Enduring Love Story About a Pedophile and a Necropheliac.

KingBoo · May 30, 2009, 04:28:40 PM

Gtfo Mace.

Super · May 30, 2009, 04:30:08 PM

Is this level of stupidity....possible?

Macawmoses · May 30, 2009, 04:34:53 PM

Quote from: KingBoo on May 30, 2009, 04:28:40 PM
Gtfo Mace.

Oh, you.

And apparently Super. I'm surprised a certain Nintendo forum hasn't adopted it.

Qsmash · May 30, 2009, 05:03:00 PM

This is intercourse ing stupid. They need to slapped, shook, and yelled at.

Damn teenage girls. >:(

Doodle · May 30, 2009, 05:44:46 PM

...it's a freaking book. This "fad" is starting to get ridiculous.
I'm glad it's not this bad at my school.